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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

verify him

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Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Makes me appreciate my company where no one is outwardly an rear end in a top hat just in private or silently.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Tom Tucker posted:

Makes me appreciate my company where no one is outwardly an rear end in a top hat just in private or silently.

Yea Taco John's is cool.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

piss guzzler 420 posted:

anyone with a retirement account is a class enemy, and more importantly a big time nerd

calculating how much money you need for retirement causes brain damage

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

CODChimera posted:

calculating how much money you need for retirement causes brain damage

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

Lpzie posted:

Stats from the Nov 2022 - Feb 2023 Trump Thread

:trumppop: at last... i'm somebody

Stupid Boxes posted:

okay lols like Jimbee puts it in reverse to chew while in the donut. I promise this isn’t reversed



i can't believe i almost missed all this by going to bed early like a sucker

emfive posted:

if you know what county he's from I can give you a % chance that you're related to my wife. If it's Scott or Barren county it'd be about 50%.

It'd get you a small doll discount.

nice, i know he was born around louisville. as a fellow maker of creepy but cute crafts i salute mrs emfive :3:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



well i was right about that interview i had lol

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



can we get some aggregated all-time trump thread stats

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
MAGA was never this vile

lol

also lmao if you please

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

holtemon posted:

MAGA was never this vile

lol

also lmao if you please

Literally just "I never thought Leopards would eat MY face!"

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

triple sulk posted:

can we get some aggregated all-time trump thread stats

I have the data and lpzie has the brains so it's possible, but there is a lot of loving data to go through

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden


*shaking my head*

The vile libs did this

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

CODChimera posted:

calculating how much money you need for retirement causes brain damage

take your average monthly expenses (NOT INCOME) and multiply by 300 and that is your goal number to safely withdraw that amount over a 30 year period without reaching zero

this does not take into account SS or pensions, etc. its just a nice rule of thumb to see if you are on track to retiring comfortably or eating expired catfood at 87

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
trupm should play the desantis campaign ads from 2018 where he was fellating trump constantly and having his baby mouth "build the wall"

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

It really says so much that extreme right-wing protests bring gallows and extreme left-wing protests bring guillotines

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

holtemon posted:



*shaking my head*

The vile libs did this

lol at the nail sticking out from the top

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1YP_zZJFXs

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

nobody itt will ever retire

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

put your money into beans and firearms

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Louisgod posted:

lol at the nail sticking out from the top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwMldxOiQ8A

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

holtemon posted:



*shaking my head*

The vile libs did this

lmao

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

piss guzzler 420 posted:

nobody itt will ever retire

*puts on a green visor and sleeve garters and pulls the crank on a big mechanical calculator*

piss guzzler is right

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

piss guzzler 420 posted:

put your money into bikes and chairs

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden

Lol

I should probably watch some of these episodes now that I'm an adult, I bet it rocks

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

don't forget about domes

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

petit choux posted:

I hate this poo poo

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

the milk machine posted:

*puts on a green visor and sleeve garters and pulls the crank on a big mechanical calculator*

piss guzzler is right

LET THE RECORD REFLECT

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


holtemon posted:



*shaking my head*

The vile libs did this

Just the shittiest gallows possible

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



triple sulk posted:

well i was right about that interview i had lol

rip

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

AxGrap posted:

Taking name submissions for my crew


the gently caress am i, the jester's assistant?

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005



https://wwmt.com/news/local/lawton-child-meth-school-parents-arrested-van-buren-county-sheriffs-office-snack-time-crime-west-michigan



Pure Michigan

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

probably stashed it in there to hide it and forgot.

I had a similar whoopsie last week but in my case I didn't notice that we hadn't taken my sons lunch out of his backpack from the previous day so I just assumed there was a new lunch packed in there in the morning.

he comes home and he's like "why did you pack me trash and food scraps for lunch?"

I've never been so ashamed lol

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1631322686990295042

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Mods please change my name to snack time crime tia

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

WarMECH posted:

take your average monthly expenses (NOT INCOME) and multiply by 300 and that is your goal number to safely withdraw that amount over a 30 year period without reaching zero

this does not take into account SS or pensions, etc. its just a nice rule of thumb to see if you are on track to retiring comfortably or eating expired catfood at 87

Great, looks like I'm just going to die then

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


An entire back of meth

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!

hahah

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
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