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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

A lot of people will list Treasure's games as some of the best vertical scrolling shooters, and they're not wrong, but it's a shame that Tyrian doesn't get more mainstream attention

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4XOBfOcYgE

A fully-featured story mode with no bullshit messages to collect to flesh out the world and such (though definitely not the most original or great storyline ever conceived, it's still something), highly customizable ships with a ton of weapons and different abilities, branching paths, secret and bonus levels with silly gimmicks, co-op play, a decent challenge at higher difficulties, insanely good music, interesting ship design and neat bosses, all done on DOS in 1995

you could also unlock a carrot ship that fires stuff like bananas and hot dogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSzuAFIw014

(a bit on the LOL so random side, but it kinda works tbh)

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Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Good soup! posted:

:eyepop::vince: I have had a rough few weeks personally and this made me happy, can't wait to share with my brother lol, thanks dude :respek:

hope things get a lot better friend :cheerdoge:

 




Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

Good soup! posted:

:eyepop::vince: I have had a rough few weeks personally and this made me happy, can't wait to share with my brother lol, thanks dude :respek:
No worries, happy to help :)

Hope things get better for you soon!

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

This might be just as relevant for the covers thread, but I was always fascinated walking through stores like CompUSA and seeing all the shovelware Doom and Doom clone addon disks that were just collections of poo poo downloaded from the internet and slapped on to floppy disks and CDs in what I can only assume was some legal gray area

The Doom Construction Kit was the one I remember the most and I believe may have actually been a book? It was one of the only ones that actually looked like a real product, but I never had the chance to buy it



I actually had D!Zone and H!Zone buried in a closet somewhere



Others were uh interesting











Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006


lol




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Had the Hundreds of Levels! disc and never got any of them to work.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

What's that shooter that had pigs that wasn't Duke. And I think you were a pig.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Wormskull posted:

What's that shooter that had pigs that wasn't Duke. And I think you were a pig.

you could turn enemies into/get turned into a pig in hexen, thats all i got right now

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Wormskull posted:

What's that shooter that had pigs that wasn't Duke. And I think you were a pig.

HURL?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC1KyTKuEXM

Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

oh my god that looks awful

like that maze screensaver from Windows 95

Kongming
Aug 30, 2005


I actually had this one. I think I convinced my parents to buy it for me when I saw it at Best Buy. It was a book as thick as a dictionary that came with a CD that had the software needed to make wads. The software didn't work so I never got a chance to try and make anything.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

even as an fos obsessed kid playing through a 250 in 1 games disk i knew never to touch hurl again

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

It wasn't like our household didn't have an NES and an SNES, but I still found some way to get a ripoff Super Mario for my aging computer in my room

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxwRQKmin-E

No idea why I played this, but I did!

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

hell yeah who's up for some 2-player...volleyball?



Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

I can't decide what looks, sounds and plays worse - HURL, or Hypercycles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5lKyFO6qkA

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

NHL 96 was a very good sports game, and had a lot going for it. The stadiums were in 3D with sprite-based players and spectators, so you had a superb presentation that blew every other hockey game out of the water, added in fighting (though I was used to seeing that because of Blades of Steel :smug:), simulated reflections on the ice, and great sound/music

It also had some hilarious quirks in its AI that made me and my friends die laughing. Referees were constantly getting in the way of play* in pure kamikaze fashion. You could wrist a puck out to center ice from behind the net and watch as it sailed at about 10mph with ridiculous amounts of hang time, only to see a ref go skating directly into its path and give out a comical OOOOOF sound and get laid out flat on his rear end. Also, if a puck was going just as slow along the ice just outside the goal crease, the goalie would painstakingly rotate to watch it glide by and the moment it got the closest to them, the goalie would literally just flop on the ground, but right in place so he never touched it anyway. This happened every single time.

Good game!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY-nUqmn4aY







*insert joke about how "OH that doesn't happen now in the NHL????"

Autisanal Cheese
Nov 29, 2010


Oh my god I remember this game. Haven't thought about it in years. I remember being really weirded out by the pig animations as a kid.

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Good soup! posted:

hell yeah who's up for some 2-player...volleyball?





Lol. that's how I play irl

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Not content to let consoles get in on the action with Mortal Kombat ripoffs, there were definitely developers on PC that were more than happy to dive headfirst into creating fighting games with digitized actors. They missed out on some important things that MK had, namely cool-looking characters with distinct traits played by actors who at least looked athletic enough to perform some of the feats of strength on display

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaNGnkl46gY

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Good soup! posted:

A lot of people will list Treasure's games as some of the best vertical scrolling shooters, and they're not wrong, but it's a shame that Tyrian doesn't get more mainstream attention
tyrian is also free and has since been open sourced! so you can play it on whatever random platform you feel like. i've seen it on wiis and dses, even

tyrian2000 is also free but the source code wasn't released and opentyrian doesn't support it, which is either a good or a bad thing depending on how you feel about pretzels. there's a third-party fork called opentyrian2000 that tries to add support but i dunno how finished it is

The Kins fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Feb 28, 2023

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Bringing Japanese games to DOS in the 80s and 90s was a noble endeavor but the original Ys didn't exactly fare all that well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-lfvzii65Q

An interesting tidbit from the comments section that I have no idea if it's true or not but:

quote:

Very interesting case the DOS (and MAC !) version ! It was edited by a company directed by Scott Tsumura, a Japanese-born American that wanted to make like a bridge between Japanese computer games ( because Ys was a computer game... Which is why there is no button attack, most RPG at the time worked like that ) and American computer game, since it seemed to worked so well on console ! Well, it never really worked even if the company (Kyodai Software Marketing inc) did some interesting localisation like J.B Harold Murder Club.... The president ( so that Scott Tsumura guy ) even later made Tetris creator Pajitnov escape the URSS in order to acquire that rights company ! Yeah ! That's the same guy !

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


No it had more of a punk edge to it and was kinda gross, not cute lol.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Good soup! posted:

Bringing Japanese games to DOS in the 80s and 90s was a noble endeavor but the original Ys didn't exactly fare all that well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-lfvzii65Q

An interesting tidbit from the comments section that I have no idea if it's true or not but:
the apple iigs port is credited to scott tsumura's kyodai software, so it's half right. the dos port is credited to unlimited software, a canadian porting company formed by one don mattrick, a name you might remember. it was a division of his other company, distinctive software, which you probably know for a little game called STUNTS...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hKK4_gvOS0

but anyway, back to dos ports of japanese pc games - sierra fared a bit better, teaming up with game arts and putting out some very faithful ports of thexder, silpheed and zeliard that play well and closely resemble the pc-98 originals with the latter two getting the addition of some nice mt-32 midi music if you were a millionaire and had one (or if you just use MUNT with dosbox nowadays...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2jcwZB9LXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy4YoBa0yoo

welcome
Jun 28, 2002

rail slut
I've been looking for a shareware game I found on AOL back in the 90s, it looked and played like Zelda 1 but maybe no dungeons and even worse graphics. I swear it was called Scepter Lore but it either wasn't or it was just lost to time.

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



the robot face voice intro to Silpheed always made my pc crash (I think it was looking for a sound card that wasn’t there) so I had to hit the skip button really quickly before it started to be able to play the game :shrug:

Bouillon Rube fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Mar 1, 2023

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Bouillon Rube posted:

the robot face voice intro to Silpheed always made my pc crash (I think it was looking for a sound card that wasn’t there) so I had to hit the skip button really quickly before it started to be able to play the game :shrug:
it does all the sound effects with the pc speaker so i wouldn't shocked if it was vomiting on whatever weird sample-playing hack they were using, lol

makes him sound kinda alien tho

better than the crystal clear apple iigs version i guess!

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

welcome posted:

I've been looking for a shareware game I found on AOL back in the 90s, it looked and played like Zelda 1 but maybe no dungeons and even worse graphics. I swear it was called Scepter Lore but it either wasn't or it was just lost to time.

I wish there was something like the wayback machine for AOL. I played so many random games I can't remember the name of that I downloaded from the games section of AOL kids on my first computer.


The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

welcome posted:

I've been looking for a shareware game I found on AOL back in the 90s, it looked and played like Zelda 1 but maybe no dungeons and even worse graphics. I swear it was called Scepter Lore but it either wasn't or it was just lost to time.
God of Thunder, maybe?



the original dev threw a preconfigured copy on steam for free.

welcome
Jun 28, 2002

rail slut

The Kins posted:

God of Thunder, maybe?



the original dev threw a preconfigured copy on steam for free.

No although I've played that and it kicks rear end. Way lower rent graphics, flat beige ground everywhere, flat green trees blocking off screen edges, you could count the pink and blue pixels on the player's clothes, etc.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Wow I completely forgot Sierra of all companies did the Silpheed port and I had no idea about the Zeliard port, that music fuckin rules

Some little door opened in the back of my mind and I recalled seeing two shareware companies in our disk collection more than any others - The $5 Computer Software Store and Titanium Seal.

Titanium Seal put out an awesome-looking Doom shareware release, and I'll never forget seeing the packaging and the screenshots on the back before my dad installed it. I remember that Titanium Seal had their own frontend/launcher, and you would just type "seal" and it would bring up one of those blue menus where you could scroll through software and launch it from there. I can't find a single screenshot of it, though.





It can be yours, sealed, for a clean $99! https://www.ebay.com/itm/115303873322

This was the same disk and packaging I had for Wolf3D





welcome
Jun 28, 2002

rail slut
Remembered many, many hours spent with Galactix, which was Galaga with a claw, a lifebar, and just endless hell raining down upon you.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Good soup! posted:

Titanium Seal put out an awesome-looking Doom shareware release, and I'll never forget seeing the packaging and the screenshots on the back before my dad installed it. I remember that Titanium Seal had their own frontend/launcher, and you would just type "seal" and it would bring up one of those blue menus where you could scroll through software and launch it from there. I can't find a single screenshot of it, though.
was able to find some of their releases on internet archive


mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjZ_67Ttznk remmeber the last eichhof gamers. except a lot of english language sites always called it "beer war" for some reason.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

The Kins posted:

was able to find some of their releases on internet archive




haha, nice, that was a thing of beauty :allears:

mysterious loyall X posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjZ_67Ttznk remmeber the last eichhof gamers. except a lot of english language sites always called it "beer war" for some reason.

lol

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
another entry from the surprisingly storied "i can kind of sort of copy an old arcade game and i just figured out how to play samples and got a desktop mic for xmas" genre:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzjXyN6WVmo

clips from this game still echo through my head every now and then

it's the PLANETS!!!!!! yeah yipee woohoo

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

mysterious loyall X posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjZ_67Ttznk remmeber the last eichhof gamers. except a lot of english language sites always called it "beer war" for some reason.

I want to be fast lol




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

More games should list upgrades according to goals and ideals that the player believes in.




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

The Kins posted:

God of Thunder, maybe?



the original dev threw a preconfigured copy on steam for free.

thank you for reminding me about God of Thunder

 




haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Leadthumb posted:

More games should list upgrades according to goals and ideals that the player believes in.

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wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

i played the poo poo out of chips challenge as a kid

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