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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slTHHXWNG4Y I don't think I ever figured out how to set up my sound card, I just sort of guessed from game to game PC gaming in the 80s-90s was a weird and fun time. Trying every shareware game on every disk you could find, hoping to discover gold, and hitting amazing highs and bizarre lows. No matter how good the game was, my mom never let me order any through the mail, though Anyone else spend time scrolling through order screens in Apogee and Epic (Mega)games, wondering how all the rest of the levels for the games were like
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That second to last screenshot is a copy of another shareware piece of poo poo RPG that had a bar wench with huge tits instead of an ugly guy, that I remember from childhood.
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 02:48 |
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capture the flag was tite. thank you jdr of happypuppy.com for gieving it the puppys paw print award or whatever.
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 02:50 |
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Light Puffballs: raise stats Dark Puffballs: drain stats, make sure to kill with a guaranteed hit like Magic Zap.
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 02:50 |
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as a kid raised on doom, I was personally offended by Operation: Body Count tracing over doom sprites
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 02:53 |
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quality
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 02:54 |
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my parents bought me the full games of commander keen, secret agent, mystic towers, and stargunner. i always wanted major stryker and raptor but i only had the shareware versions. major stryker was pretty lovely but raptor is an all time great i am the only person i know irl who ever bought apogee games
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 02:56 |
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let's all play some CHOPPER COMMANDO https://classicreload.com/chopper-commando.html
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 02:56 |
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10-year-old me: every kind of game??????? whoa reality:
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 02:57 |
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poking around the warcraft 2 cd and thinking this was the funniest thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwWh1xy6gvU
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 02:58 |
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Metzen artwork FTW.
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 02:59 |
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my favorite thing about dos was having 20 fuckin boot disks with different driver configurations to get all the conventional memory piles running porperly like ultaim 7, vga sierra games, betrayal at krondor, etc. thank you bill microsoft.
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 03:02 |
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the Sidewinder 3D Pro was a cool joystick with some weird driver issues, it felt like all the games I played needed some extra boot disk or setup bullshit. I have a distinct memory of it being a pain in the rear end to work with Tie Fighter I guess that means it wasn't very cool, in hindsight
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 03:04 |
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you've played jill of the jungle but have you played the reskin/remix they made for christian bookstores
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 03:05 |
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Feeling like Michael Bolton trying to get the sound card and video mode configured. IRQ7? What the gently caress does that mean
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 03:06 |
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bees x1000 posted:let's all play some CHOPPER COMMANDO chopper commando loving owns
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 03:11 |
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the executable for this one was a .bat file
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 03:22 |
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The Kins posted:you've played jill of the jungle lol
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bees x1000 posted:
gently caress yeah.
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loved loving up every surgery in this one
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 04:00 |
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The music in Zone 66 was cool even if the game wasn't particularly good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zuwIQ3Y6ck
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# ? Feb 23, 2023 04:00 |
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Haven’t thought of this in years
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Every few years I repeat a cycle of remembering a side scroller I used to love, only to immediately forget the name and any hint of what the title might have been I finally remembered it again but maybe if I post it my broken rear end brain will actually hold on to it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taKdmKdRoqM
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lol lol
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# ? Feb 24, 2023 05:04 |
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What’s the coolest thing anyone had to type from the manual for anti piracy purposes.
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# ? Feb 24, 2023 05:05 |
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Wormskull posted:What’s the coolest thing anyone had to type from the manual for anti piracy purposes. Entire spell incantations with proper capitalization and punctuation in King's Quest 3. And if you missed a period or something you got a game over.
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# ? Feb 24, 2023 05:06 |
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Turn to page XXV 1.put the mandrake root powder in a bowl 2.put the cat hair in the bowl 3.put two spoons of fish oil in the bowl 4.stir mixture with a spoon 5.put the dough into a cookie 7.recite this verse: mandrake root and hair of cat mix oil of fish and give a pat a feline from the one who eats this appetizing magic treat 8.wave the magic wand You had to type all this poo poo verbatim or your character would explode or something. Although I'm pretty sure the spell incantation had punctuation and poo poo, idk I looked this up on gamefaqs.
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# ? Feb 24, 2023 05:08 |
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Wormskull posted:What’s the coolest thing anyone had to type from the manual for anti piracy purposes. the coolest one was the stupid decoder wheel from monkey island. i think space quest 5 had a sort of cute one where you had to have the manual to type coordinates to one of the planets that was only in the star map in the manual.
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# ? Feb 24, 2023 05:13 |
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mysterious loyall X posted:the coolest one was the stupid decoder wheel from monkey island. i think space quest 5 had a sort of cute one where you had to have the manual to type coordinates to one of the planets that was only in the star map in the manual. Yeah Space Quest 5 was packaged with a fake magazine with articles and stuff related to the game world, and one of the pages had a starmap with all the coordinates to the planets. Space quest 6 did something similar with creating the homing beacon but instead of giving you the solution outright it was only a vague hint on what to do iirc? Me and my brother got stuck making the homing beacon for a long time since the hints weren't helpful and we didn't have easy access to looking up the solution back then.
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# ? Feb 24, 2023 05:17 |
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oh yeah the sq6 one you had to do math and poo poo or something. and it was a cd game so it was even weirder to have copy protection since no one had 1000 dollar cdr drives in 1994 or w/e
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# ? Feb 24, 2023 05:22 |
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love this game. good music too quotes =/= endorsements
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# ? Feb 24, 2023 06:04 |
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oh and lemmings 3d which was that point where games were venturing into 3d but it looked like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B72lgCDdR0s quotes =/= endorsements
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# ? Feb 24, 2023 06:09 |
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bees x1000 posted:
I'm mad somebody beat me to posting about Steve Moraff. I've actually finished Moraff's world but never managed to beat the final boss of Dungeons of the Unforgiven. Here's some fanart I managed to find at some point.
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Craig K posted:oh and lemmings 3d which was that point where games were venturing into 3d but it looked like this my god this looks terribly unfun
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mysterious loyall X posted:capture the flag was tite. thank you jdr of happypuppy.com for gieving it the puppys paw print award or whatever. thats how i found it as well
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I hadn't thought about this game in decades and it just popped into my head. At ten I thought the whole thing was very badass and original but of course I had never heard of Escape from New York.
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