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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lol cool I wish I'd been there to see it


https://twitter.com/ErikWemple/status/1631365865328238594


(this was from today's "State of the Times" speech, an annual event at the New York Times)

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Schmoe Cwead posted:

my penis may have rotted off but my balls are fuckin huge!

in the land of huge balls, the one donged man is king

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

If they actually sent trump to jail, how likely would it be for his fans to try and break him out?

a few years ago, some would have tried. now? probably not

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1631419956117094401

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Red Baron posted:

in the land of huge balls, the one donged man is king

would you trade your penis for an extra ball?

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

tacodaemon posted:

although sometimes I will shazam a terrible song I hear because knowing the title and artist lets me hate it even better

I sing my poorly recalled lyrics into Shazam and it does surprisingly well getting it right.

"One ton tomatoes
I need a one ton tomatoe"

It found Guantanamera for me

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Business Gorillas posted:

my pronouns are mac/donalds

:captainpop:

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

died badly :rip:

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

If they actually sent trump to jail, how likely would it be for his fans to try and break him out?

jan 6th meets ocean's 11

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
yooooooo

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



BROADS :argh:


https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1631203811883638785

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

tacodaemon posted:

would you trade your penis for an extra ball?

how big is it

gregday
May 23, 2003

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

:lmao:

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
jorp is so loving pathetic

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

bebop esq posted:

the subject (sender maybe?) of a junk email i got today was "dead penis" so maybe she's onto something


gotta get that zombie dick i guess

res-erection

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Schmoe Cwead posted:

jan 6th meets ocean's 11

imagine that dollhouse view of the prison escape from grand budapest hotel but its a bunch of c-spam modded fat guys getting shot through the neck at various chokepoints

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Schmoe Cwead posted:

res-erection

The dead have risen

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

some say Big Rap pushed him out after that verse and he found God...

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

AxGrap posted:

The dead have risen

they look a bit stiff to me!

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Rap G-d

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



another entry for the Candace's Bizarre-Looking Outfits collection

fuckin' Spirit Halloween Klaus Nomi costume


https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1631389875613102080

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

If they actually sent trump to jail, how likely would it be for his fans to try and break him out?

I will try!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Blim Pool

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Red Baron posted:

how big is it

like the ones you play Skee-Ball with

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

UFOTacoMan posted:

Let's go hams, love da hams baby!
:glomp:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

If they actually sent trump to jail, how likely would it be for his fans to try and break him out?

it'd be a weird crossover of january 6th and that old "let's all jump the fence at area 51 and rescue the aliens" post

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Schmoe Cwead posted:

res-erection

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1631422171011588100

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

tacodaemon posted:

another entry for the Candace's Bizarre-Looking Outfits collection

fuckin' Spirit Halloween Klaus Nomi costume


https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1631389875613102080

she has fetal alcohol syndrome, i'm 98% certain

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1631423091199954948

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

was going to say they found a fat guy who looks and dresses like tim pool but it is tim pool lmao

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

my leg

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

lmao remember the OJ show
I think I'm not hallucinating this
he did a bad punked kind of reality show where he just kind of hangs around?

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

VideoKid posted:

jorp is so loving pathetic

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
having access to IK Hidden Tools is Eye Opening. how do they get all this Data?

did you know every Poster has a FICO Score updated Per-Post? i can click on your username and see it in real time

gregday
May 23, 2003


Murdaugh is southern for murder

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

DryGoods posted:

having access to IK Hidden Tools is Eye Opening. how do they get all this Data?

did you know every Poster has a FICO Score updated Per-Post? i can click on your username and see it in real time

what’s mine?

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mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

UFOTacoMan posted:

lmao remember the OJ show
I think I'm not hallucinating this
he did a bad punked kind of reality show where he just kind of hangs around?

Juiced
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800100/

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