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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




This is honestly just really sad.

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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012


You win nothing if you can, but if you wouldn’t take that bet even though you have the all that money $2.5 million to spare, are you that good?

This is genius logic

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


I'll take the test, but if I pass he has to return all the protein powder he stole.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Lamuella posted:

I'll take the test, but if I pass he has to return all the protein powder he stole.

Um, he didn't steal protein power, he fought the yazuka invading a gym??

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

maybe the lunatic mike elgin could go in one of the freak threads :shrug: seems just sad posting him here tbh

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

Lamuella posted:

8) put your kid in blackface

9) be very well liked backstage
10) make some sweet tea

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Hoss Corncave posted:

The part that has me curious is those files on the right side of his desktop. He seems to be writing his autobiography or a novel.

He's writing a book I forget if it is a memoir or not, I believe it is. I think it is one of the things he explained in an hour long video even I was just not willing to listen to.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I liked Elgin a lot back in the day in ROH and New Japan, lots of very good matches. A shame about everything else.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it makes me feel a disdainful version of sad to know that some guy told him "hold position and pose" when he was 17 and now he's using it as the wise man's gospel and trying to geniusly (not ingeniously) trick lesser beings by breaking it up into two things in his multiple choice test.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
The first time I saw Elgin on TV, I misread his unbreakable nickname. I thought it said "Unremarkable" and wondered why he gave himself such a disparaging nickname.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpU_uzrjuRj/?igshid=NmE0MzVhZDY%3D

The Needle Mover has spoken

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

How did Elgin afford a MacBook?

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Well he wasn’t paying for his supplements

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Power Windows posted:

How did Elgin afford a MacBook?

He was one of the few people TNA was paying kind of well and they paid him to sit home for like 2 years post Speaking Out.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin



I just came here to post this. Screenshot for prosperity


Tear her rear end up Bunny

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Majinfoose posted:

I just came here to post this. Screenshot for prosperity


Tear her rear end up Bunny

BBB should've won the battle royal. They're the perfect group.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Bunnie is cool

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Lid posted:

BBB should've won the battle royal. They're the perfect group.

I was pulling for them in the casino battle royale for sure, after Chuck & Trent got pulled out.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Majinfoose posted:

I just came here to post this. Screenshot for prosperity


Tear her rear end up Bunny

Acknowledge her

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

https://twitter.com/yngsovereign/status/1631700963231940609

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




lmao

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Majinfoose posted:

Tear her rear end up Bunny

What's this in reference to??

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Dango Bango posted:

What's this in reference to??

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Dango Bango posted:

What's this in reference to??

this:

JUNGLE BOY posted:



Finally going to cure my depression thanks to Lacey Evans

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I hope Lacey Evens gets up on a ladder and nobody holds it for her.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Dango Bango posted:

What's this in reference to??

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Lid posted:

BBB should've won the battle royal. They're the perfect group.

I was actually irl mad when danhausen eliminated them in the shittiest possible way

BBB rules and needs a push

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
lacey evans: only allegedly well liked backstage
the bunny: video evidence of being well liked backstage, even by known backstage hater eddie kingston

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Lacey Evans is probably beloved backstage because she shares that backstage with a significant number of shitheads

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


NienNunb posted:

I liked Elgin a lot back in the day in ROH and New Japan, lots of very good matches. A shame about everything else.

The only good Elgin imo was when he stopped ironing his ring entrance jacket in ROH for his initial heel turn.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Writer Cath posted:

The first time I saw Elgin on TV, I misread his unbreakable nickname. I thought it said "Unremarkable" and wondered why he gave himself such a disparaging nickname.

Just going full on in the other direction of the likes of "Above Average" Mike Samples.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Just an embarrassing list.

https://twitter.com/ftrwithdax/status/1631669064626995200

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




What about the tremendously decorated tag teams like random singles guy #1 and random singles guy #2, or tag guy who’s partner is out injured and random singles guy #whatever

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

NienNunb posted:

I liked Elgin a lot back in the day in ROH and New Japan, lots of very good matches. A shame about everything else.

It's honestly amazing how much his stock has fallen. I remember there was so much buzz about him in the mid-to-late 2000s, and the way in which he's obliterated his reputation with each second chance he's been given is honestly breathtaking.

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)

goddamn dax is a loving dork

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Why is it bad.

Ivypls
Aug 24, 2019

nvm

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Seams posted:

Why is it bad.

64 teams, so around 128 dudes. 5 born in Japan. And I think 2 born in Mexico.

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

also just realized no woman tag teams lol

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Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Every tag team ever is available for his bracket and The Miz makes the cut.

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