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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Furnaceface posted:

What do Latvian forests look like?

In my head they look like the ones from fairy tales. The ones youre told to never enter.

it's like that, only add unkempt shrubbery, cigarette butts, and swamp water to them


we basically don't have leaf forests - it's all by and large evergreen conifers. fairly flat, and very airy (like inverse of a jungle basically)

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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Sounds like it could be fun in the winter if you cross country ski.

Not so much in the summer.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Furnaceface posted:

Sounds like it could be fun in the winter if you cross country ski.

Not so much in the summer.

unsurprisingly, cross-country skiing is a popular thing here, because the entire country is flat. when i was in school, it was in highschool sports curriculum, and we would have pe lessons where we would be doing laps around the football stadium, etc

in summer though yeah, just shrooming/berries. otherwise not much to do there, besides feeding insects

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

Furnaceface posted:

What do Latvian forests look like?

In my head they look like the ones from fairy tales. The ones youre told to never enter.
because they're full of disaffected youths

what do you do in the forests? besides smoking

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




a strange fowl posted:

because they're full of disaffected youths

what do you do in the forests? besides smoking

I dont smoke. Or drink. :colbert:

Lots of hiking, bike, snowmobile, and skiing trails in the forests here. Quite a few swamps and small lakes hidden in the forests too. When I was younger and thinner I used to go for bike rides all the time in the nearby woods. Last time I went all the poo poo I used to see when I was a kid was mostly gone though. Cut down for hobby farms, mcmansions, and golf courses. :(

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

Furnaceface posted:

I dont smoke. Or drink. :colbert:
i don't either now, weed is enough for me. alcohol brings on an atmosphere of joyful chaos for a few hours but the physical and interpersonal consequences aren't worth dealing with

quote:

Lots of hiking, bike, snowmobile, and skiing trails in the forests here. Quite a few swamps and small lakes hidden in the forests too. When I was younger and thinner I used to go for bike rides all the time in the nearby woods. Last time I went all the poo poo I used to see when I was a kid was mostly gone though. Cut down for hobby farms, mcmansions, and golf courses. :(
:smith:

i am picturing packs of wild-eyed chain-smoking latvians chasing deer through the forest on foot

Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep

Cease to Hope posted:

the core part of an isekai story is the fish-out-of-water aspect of someone going from one life to another, which is very common. even if you narrow it down to the fish being even happier out of water, it's still common. "is inuyasha/the last starfighter/encino man/superman/etc. an isekai" is the anime nerd version of "is die hard a christmas movie". it's similar and fits a very rigidly technical version of the definition, and you could have a productive discussion about the similarities, but you're almost never going to have one with anyone who brings it up.

hmm

Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
No Seymour, 2/10

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

every day is an isekai, you step out of the world that was into somewhere new and weird

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

i'll allow it

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Spring is coming!

*weather alert for 40cm of snow*

:smith:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




we've had weeks of like -1 at night, +1 during the day. only a few days of decent snow (backscatter from scandistorm), and only one day below -10. really sad for winters these days

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Its been a weird winter for us. Like the winter overall is much warmer with way fewer days at -20C or colder, but the storms we get are much wilder. Way too many ice storms.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
i was out working in a hailstorm today, so you high latitude cold place folks can cram it

being pelted with ice cubes in my loving mediterranean paradise for christs sake

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

a strange fowl posted:

every day is an isekai, you step out of the world that was into somewhere new and weird

present avs, locked in an eternal asynchronous struggle with her nemeses, past avs and future avs

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i was out working in a hailstorm today, so you high latitude cold place folks can cram it

being pelted with ice cubes in my loving mediterranean paradise for christs sake

hailstorm cannot harm you if you close your eyes

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

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Oh poo poo. Marmaduke is the DOG'S name?

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Oh poo poo. Marmaduke is the DOG'S name?

:eyepop:

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

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This changes everything.

The twist came out of nowhere because the speech bubbles always seemed to be pointing to the couch that the dog was sitting on. They never spell it out until strip #386 and it re-contextualizes the entire run and so many jokes. There's a reason they call Brad Anderson the master.

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

This changes everything.

The twist came out of nowhere because the speech bubbles always seemed to be pointing to the couch that the dog was sitting on. They never spell it out until strip #386 and it re-contextualizes the entire run and so many jokes. There's a reason they call Brad Anderson the master.

I'm assuming you have watched R&M but if you haven't there's a great Marmaduke joke in season 1

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

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Harold Fjord posted:

I'm assuming you have watched R&M but if you haven't there's a great Marmaduke joke in season 1

That joke was good. I think they actually got Brad Anderson to do the voice and play himself too.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

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Where the heck is Catan in Settlers of Catan?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Where the heck is Catan in Settlers of Catan?

Leon asked me to come respond to this vital question.

Catan is a mythical place, like Shangri La, or Atlantis, or the admin forum. Perhaps it's somewhere hidden in the bermuda triangle or the misty mountains beyond Tibet; or maybe it existed long ago, but sank beneath the waves; or maybe it's only accessible to those who have been sanctified with hidden, secret knowledge; or maybe in the end it was in your heart, all along.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

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Leperflesh posted:

Leon asked me to come respond to this vital question.

Catan is a mythical place, like Shangri La, or Atlantis, or the admin forum. Perhaps it's somewhere hidden in the bermuda triangle or the misty mountains beyond Tibet; or maybe it existed long ago, but sank beneath the waves; or maybe it's only accessible to those who have been sanctified with hidden, secret knowledge; or maybe in the end it was in your heart, all along.

I was just joking and wanted you to make a post in here so I could change your AV to the Cat Daddy.

Lmao.

Thank you for answering about Catan, though! I legitimately did not know.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Sure thing, Leon.

This is D&D so I should reference and cite sources, right?
https://catan.fandom.com/wiki/History_of_Catan
of course there's a Catan fandom wiki, of course there is. This one says Catan was found in the ocean by German settlers. But it's a fandom page so I would not rely on its veracity.

https://boardgamegeek.com/thread/116432/where-island-catan
This boardgame geek thread says it's in Ohio, or Puerto Rico. I think we can discount this as speculation.

https://www.thefactsite.com/catan-facts/
This URL has "facts" twice, so it is surely definitive. It says the original inventor of the game in an interview declared Catan to be a pacific island. I think we can take this as authoritative.

However, there is a spacefarers of Catan, where they find a Catan in space, and there's also a Star Trek Catan game, which we can assume means there's a Catan in the Star Trek universe. In both cases, though, this might still refer to an island on Earth. I don't know.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

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Do we know for sure that Star Trek Catan is not an "Elseworlds" situation or that the original Catan universe functions as but one of many multiverses?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




i have played settlers of catan as the second of 3 western board games that i have played

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Catan is really the worst popular Western board game by far. So popular and so so bad

If you need a silly gambling fix play can't stop, roll for the galaxy, or space base

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




we have soviet and local card games (with a regular deck) that we play here by large, with board games being a foreign novelty. in latvia specifically i've literally never played a board game, unless we count monopoly as a board game, i guess

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

we have soviet and local card games (with a regular deck) that we play here by large, with board games being a foreign novelty. in latvia specifically i've literally never played a board game, unless we count monopoly as a board game, i guess

What is the Soviet version of Monopoly?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

What is the Soviet version of Monopoly?

none, the main soviet board game is card game called durak (“fool”) https://www.pagat.com/beating/durak.html

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




okay now i'm unnecessarily jumbling the taxonomy. so, of tabletop games like 95% of my playtime in latvia is just card games, soviet or local. the rest is monopoly. during my life or travels abroad, i've tried 3 western games - mtg, catan, and hanabi

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

What is the Soviet version of Monopoly?

You round up all the people who own property and dispose of them.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

What is the Soviet version of Monopoly?

It's called "Warsaw Pact"

DeadlyMuffin
Jul 3, 2007

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

What is the Soviet version of Monopoly?

The game starts the same as Monopoly, then the banker is shot and the person to their left tales everything and doles it out to the others according to their need.

Mellow Seas
Oct 9, 2012
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It's interesting that "Durak" is based around picking a loser rather than a winner. It seems very similar to the American card (drinking) game "rear end in a top hat", which I assume also has its own regional variants. But it's the same idea, try to get rid of all your cards and don't be last.

Loss aversion-based games like that seem kind of dark to me, but then I was also annoyed by how every drat ad I saw for board games on TV as a kid (and holy poo poo, there were a ton back then) ended with some brat yelling "I WIN!" - even at a young age it said something disturbing to me about American competitiveness.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




the fool/durak part is something that gets dropped out of playing culture by the time players are like 12-13, at which point what you're left is a flexible card game that accomodates 2-6 players playing both free for all and in teams, with fairly short match times. when i worked in construction, our 1-hour lunch, besides eating, would involve like 3-5 matches of durak, and then you could just run bants the rest of the day about owning someone etc

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

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Fun Fact: Monopoly was actually designed by a semi-socialist as an educational tool for people who couldn't read to show what happens when you allow completely unregulated business.

Every business slowly bleeds all the other businesses dry until one business successfully bleeds out the competitors until there is just a single one left.

So, Monopoly is literally designed to be unfun and painful to finish.

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Mellow Seas posted:

It's interesting that "Durak" is based around picking a loser rather than a winner. It seems very similar to the American card (drinking) game "rear end in a top hat", which I assume also has its own regional variants. But it's the same idea, try to get rid of all your cards and don't be last.

it's called Shithead most places

my cousin brought an extremely rude variation over to the gathering this christmas where all the cards were euphemisms for sexual organs https://gingerfox.co.uk/Product/230/don-t-be-a-dik-dik

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