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hot cocoa on the couch)
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5(!) hours until beer time. a little early to start the countdown.
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# ? Mar 3, 2023 23:02 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 12:15 |
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Nooner posted:repair man came and said it was just a clog in the line going to the garbage disposal and fixed it so now we still have our stupid rear end lovely 1994 dishwasher "pot scrubber" my rear end get rekt GE ):< u can get a new one at the store the repair man doesn’t have to give u permission
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# ? Mar 3, 2023 23:35 |
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Happy Friday Friday Thread, having a margarita in this beautiful winter storm warning weather!
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# ? Mar 3, 2023 23:36 |
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Chief McHeath posted:u can get a new one at the store the repair man doesn’t have to give u permission Ya but I wanted it for free from the home warranty
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# ? Mar 3, 2023 23:40 |
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Students are gone, paperwork commencing. Weekend getting closer.
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# ? Mar 3, 2023 23:43 |
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I met someone online, and she just asked me out for drinks. I don't want to go, because while I was honest about being a single divorced Dad, I haven't mentioned that the separation forced back into my parents house lol
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 00:16 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I met someone online, and she just asked me out for drinks. I don't want to go, because while I was honest about being a single divorced Dad, I haven't mentioned that the separation forced back into my parents house lol Just say one of them has dementia so you're letting them stay with you
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 00:19 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I met someone online, and she just asked me out for drinks. I don't want to go, because while I was honest about being a single divorced Dad, I haven't mentioned that the separation forced back into my parents house lol
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 00:20 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I met someone online, and she just asked me out for drinks. I don't want to go, because while I was honest about being a single divorced Dad, I haven't mentioned that the separation forced back into my parents house lol Just go dude.
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 00:42 |
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Saalkin posted:Just go dude. this. get after it brother
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 00:46 |
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Nooner posted:Ya but I wanted it for free from the home warranty then u can use motor oil instead of detergent then say “I didn’t know it would make the washing machine bad they said on youtube to try it???” and maybe they give u the new one then
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 00:51 |
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Nooner posted:repair man came and said it was just a clog in the line going to the garbage disposal and fixed it so now we still have our stupid rear end lovely 1994 dishwasher "pot scrubber" my rear end get rekt GE ):< i bet you could cook the hell out of some food in there diy style
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 00:52 |
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go on the date, she might be a few months away from the same thing happening!
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 00:57 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I met someone online, and she just asked me out for drinks. I don't want to go, because while I was honest about being a single divorced Dad, I haven't mentioned that the separation forced back into my parents house lol Who cares man this is the year 2023 and the world is one big situation. Go out there and get your bone on, coward.
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 01:00 |
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Sorry my roommates are here babe, it's this older couple kinda hard on their luck so I let them stay for cheap. Anyway, I'll just grab a few magnum condoms and we can head up to the bedroom.
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 01:07 |
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Yeah, the old lady does my llaundry and cooks dinner to help out around the house, it's pretty nice honestly.
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 01:07 |
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Oh yeah sometimes she thinks I'm her son, it's the dementia you see
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 01:14 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I met someone online, and she just asked me out for drinks. I don't want to go, because while I was honest about being a single divorced Dad, I haven't mentioned that the separation forced back into my parents house lol start weaving an awkward series of lies now and see how long you can keep it rolling
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 01:19 |
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To whatever goon that lives in their mom's basement, who gives a gently caress, make up some lame excuse for why you're there and go on that date. I'm at the pub right now and have been SKULLING SOME PISS. I am tired, sore "af" as the young people say, it's fuckin snowing outside. I didn't get to see my boat last week, but did get to see it's twin . Holy gently caress it's huge (ita not that big). I also managed to secure myself a dock at a city run marina for the summer so I'm gonna get my muthafuckin boat on hard as gently caress this summer!! gently caress. Yes. Motherfuckers.
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 02:03 |
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amazing
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 02:18 |
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Genesplicer posted:Spoiler alert! It's not really a ghost. It is a Quasi-energy being from a parallel dimension, masquerading as a ghost so it can gently caress Beverly. Read this in Troy McClures ‘don’t let the name fool you Timmy’ voice and lol
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 02:21 |
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lol lighting and thunder during a blizzard. cool
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 02:25 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:lol lighting and thunder during a blizzard. cool God coming to smite the wicked Repent sinner
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 02:28 |
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We used to say "God is bowling" during thunder storms.
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 02:30 |
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wesleywillis posted:We used to say "God is bowling" during thunder storms. you got thundersnow down there too or what
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 02:30 |
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ok its time to start the beer-o-clock countdown
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 02:36 |
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wesleywillis posted:We used to say "God is bowling" during thunder storms. Ha! I remember that.
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 02:37 |
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wesleywillis posted:To whatever goon that lives in their mom's basement, who gives a gently caress, make up some lame excuse for why you're there and go on that date. Name the boat PISS SKULLER
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 02:41 |
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fixin to BUI
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 02:48 |
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Chief McHeath posted:Name the boat PISS SKULLER Oh gently caress me. I should do exactly that. Holy fuckin poo poo. hot cocoa on the couch posted:you got thundersnow down there too or what
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 02:52 |
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I met someone online, and she just asked me out for drinks. I don't want to go, because while I was honest about being a single divorced Dad, I haven't mentioned that the separation forced back into my parents house lol Just go man. Use the relationship between your living situation and your username as a self-deprecating joke, she’ll love it.
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 02:53 |
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Chief McHeath posted:Name the boat PISS SKULLER Gonna need wesleywillis to on this
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 02:54 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Gonna need wesleywillis to on this I don't know what the gently caress that is,but I don't get the boat till late April/early May so I can't do whatever until at least then.
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 02:57 |
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wesleywillis posted:I don't know what the gently caress that is,but I don't get the boat till late April/early May so I can't do whatever until at least then. Basically you agree to be banned if you don’t name your boat PISS SKULLER
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 03:00 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Just go man. Use the relationship between your living situation and your username as a self-deprecating joke, she’ll love it. hey baby, do you have stairs in your house?
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 03:00 |
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Name it "The Implication."
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 03:01 |
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epic michigan poo poo happening itt
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 03:10 |
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Do people even name small aluminum fishing boats? Like it's not that big even.. I'm not against doing so, but it seems like it's not big enough or the right type of boat to have a name.. I asked my
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 03:16 |
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literally any water craft regardless of size, make, dimension or design is worthy of a name op
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 03:19 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 12:15 |
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wesleywillis posted:Do people even name small aluminum fishing boats? Like it's not that big even.. Name it "I'm On Smoko"
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 03:30 |