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Thanks, but I don't know what could cheer me up. I mean, what, did Rush Limbaugh get removed from the airwaves? Big whoop, worst case scenario for him is he retires and spends the next few decades enjoying the millions and millions of dollars he has. 
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 God cancelled him. There are brighter days for you ahead, my friend.
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WHY BONER NOW posted:he retires and ... enjoy[s] the millions and millions of dollars he has. Good news: He didn't get to do either of those things.
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Feb 28, 2023 22:47
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Thanks, but I don't know what could cheer me up. I mean, what, did Rush Limbaugh get removed from the airwaves? Big whoop, worst case scenario for him is he retires and spends the next few decades enjoying the millions and millions of dollars he has.
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Feb 28, 2023 22:53
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But will he remain so? I actually had a genie grant me 3 wishes. I used one to wish Rush Limbaugh back to life. I like the idea of him coming back to life, lying in his coffin, confused and quickly running out of air. (This is something most people neglect to think about when wishing loved ones back from the dead.)
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Feb 28, 2023 23:05
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!! WHAT?? HE'S...DEAD???? 
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Feb 28, 2023 23:08
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Yeppers!
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Feb 28, 2023 23:09
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Rush Limbaugh's bloated corpse being hoisted out of the casket and plot for non-payment of fees, and the cemetery sells his carcass to the military to do blast testing with to recoup the losses. Except the military demands a refund because the body is too piss soaked to use.
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Feb 28, 2023 23:28
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Genesplicer posted:But will he remain so? Only one way to be sure... 
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Feb 28, 2023 23:56
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pourin out some prescription opiates for the homie no longer with us
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OMGVBFLOL posted:pourin out some prescription opiates for the homie no longer with us Rush would never waste opiates like that.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Rush would never waste opiates like that. would HAVE <---- don't forget he's loving dead lmao
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Toxic Mental posted:would HAVE <---- That's contrary to fact past conditional, using imperfect subjunctive. "Rush would never have wasted opiates like that"
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Mar 4, 2023 19:00
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His body is slowly curing into a ball of opium.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:
I know there's a good chance that this picture is fake but goddamn do I want to believe it's real 
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Mar 4, 2023 19:31
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This picture never fails to put a smile on my face.
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Mar 5, 2023 00:12
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Tucker Carlson should be more like Rush Limbaugh, dead.
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Mar 8, 2023 21:05
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wish that was my piss
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Mar 8, 2023 21:32
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BREAKING NEWS: Rush Limbaugh is still dead! 
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Mar 8, 2023 21:34
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How about now?
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Genesplicer posted:How about now? Checking. Nope, still dead.
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Are we talking dead for tax reasons here, or d-e-a-d and liquefacting?
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Seth Pecksniff posted:BREAKING NEWS: Rush Limbaugh is still dead! 
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Xlorp posted:Are we talking dead for tax reasons here, or d-e-a-d and liquefacting? Both, but soaked in piss
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Rush Limbaugh is a rotting dead idiot.
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Xlorp posted:Are we talking dead for tax reasons here, or d-e-a-d and liquefacting? Technically, he no longer has to pay taxes, so his death actually did him that one favor. What it did for society as a whole was far better, of course.
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Wednesdays are a certain type of hell for me because I'm stuck in meetings all afternoon with a handful of people I can't stand but my Wednesday was made just somewhat better by the realization that Rush Limbaugh is dead in the ground and is drowning in the piss of any number of people who have peed on his grave.
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Mar 8, 2023 23:02
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We need more people to piss on his grave. That grass is still green.
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archaeologists from the future should be able to locate Rush's grave not by any monument but simply by locating the center of the miles-wide pH disruption from all the fecal matter disposed of atop the grave of this fecal man should I ever find myself in the area I intend to do my part
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Mar 9, 2023 01:46
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Genesplicer posted:We need more people to piss on his grave. That grass is still green. That's how you know his coffin is hermetically sealed. If anything had transferred out into the surrounding soil, there would be a black and dead patch of grass with a half-mile radius at least.
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SatansOnion posted:archaeologists from the future should be able to locate Rush's grave not by any monument but simply by locating the center of the miles-wide pH disruption from all the fecal matter disposed of atop the grave of this fecal man they think the large amount of piss was an offering to some important figure and resurrect him for research purposes using advanced science only for it to go wrong and create a shambling piss monster
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Gnome de plume posted:they think the large amount of piss was an offering to some important figure and resurrect him for research purposes using advanced science only for it to go wrong and create a shambling piss monster I thought when science goes wrong in this situation its meant to actually change them somehow though?
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Drone_Fragger posted:I thought when science goes wrong in this situation its meant to actually change them somehow though? It would. He would change from a shambling poo poo monster to a shambling piss monster. and I'm put in mind of the Golgothan from the movie "Dogma". It seems to be an uncanny resemblance.
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Batterypowered7 posted:Always relevant:
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I had a really good day today. Got lots done, and was reminded that Rush Limbaugh is still dead.
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When I go to the dead Rush’s grave to piss on it, I shall dine on a large plate of asparagus beforehand. Nothing stinks like asparagus pee
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Mar 26, 2023 04:16
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That would be a nice touch.
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Fuckstick posted:When I go to the dead Rush’s grave to piss on it, I shall dine on a large plate of asparagus beforehand. Nothing stinks like asparagus pee Good thinking. Also drink a lot of water the day before and only drink coffee on the day you go. That way your urine will have strong pungent order a a dark gold color to it.
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I still can't believe that I forget about this thread if it's off the front page. But I think it helps me not take it for granted, either, because it's always so lovely to see come around again.
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