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steinrokkan posted:If it's legitimate dirt, the glass has a way to clean it out. I guess I'm just quoting you to say I found this really funny. What innocent times those days seem!
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Mar 4, 2023 03:12
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skyelevator posted:I really want to try those glasses that help you see how non-colour blind people see. I can remember when I was a kid and I got my first corrective glasses for short sightedness and being blown away by being able to see every leaf on a tree instead of an impressionist green blur. Even as an adult when I get new glasses I spent like a day looking at distant things in amazement that I can make out finer details.
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Mar 4, 2023 03:38
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The General posted:Even as an adult when I get new glasses I spent like a day looking at distant things in amazement that I can make out finer details. I had one eye turn to poo poo slowly without noticing it while I was in school and couldn’t afford glasses. It turns out when that happens your brain starts ignoring the bad image. For years I was walking around with basically no depth perception. When I finally got new glasses it was really loving freaky because the world looked like a cheap 3D effect.
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Cyrano4747 posted:I had one eye turn to poo poo slowly without noticing it while I was in school and couldn’t afford glasses. It turns out when that happens your brain starts ignoring the bad image. For years I was walking around with basically no depth perception. I had something similar when I developed some fairly significant astigmatism while using the same pair of glasses for a long time, and then got a new pair that actually compensated for it. For a while everything seemed to be a little warped and a tiny bit further to the side than I would've expected it to. But after a few days my brain adjusted to it, and what do you know: not only could I see more clearly, I also had fewer headaches. But also the biggest change when getting glasses for the first time was that I could recognize people's faces from more than like three metres away. No more sort of guessing based on clothes, or simply walking right past people I knew.
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Cyrano4747 posted:I had one eye turn to poo poo slowly without noticing it while I was in school and couldn’t afford glasses. It turns out when that happens your brain starts ignoring the bad image. For years I was walking around with basically no depth perception. I discovered this about my left eye, when I was riding a motorcycle and caught an insect in my right eye. Suddenly, the whole world was blurry. I was able to come to a safe stop without hitting anything. Scared the poo poo out of me. When I finally got glasses (ten years later), the prescription went south in a week. My right eye was like, "finally! I don't have to work so hard!" I had gotten a special deal for glasses & contact lenses (this was 1989) and could not afford new ones right away, so...I wore the (stronger) left-eye-prescribed contact lenses in both eyes. Worked, but killed what was left of my depth perception while puzzling optometrists for the next three years as to how it could be that I had exactly the same astigmatism loss in both eyes. PainterofCrap has a new favorite as of 15:42 on Mar 4, 2023 |
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Democratic Party Headquarters?
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BiggerBoat posted:Democratic Party Headquarters? Nah just a PU box
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Mar 4, 2023 20:54
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Trying to track down a comic I think I saw posted here before: A generic anime protagonist is supposed to be looking after a robot maid, but she just spends all day getting high and rapping about weed? Tried tracking it down, but now I'm afraid Google just thinks I have a fetish. I mean, I do, but that's my business
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Mar 4, 2023 21:30
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:Trying to track down a comic I think I saw posted here before: I found it on these very forums as well. Improbable Lobster posted:Dubblebaby did my favourite anime parody.
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Mar 4, 2023 21:34
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Clinton has some real David Koresh vibes Looking like Liquid Snake Solid Biden: "Why are you calling me brother? Who the hell are you?" Liquid Biden: "I'm YOU. I'm your shadow!"
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Mar 4, 2023 22:42
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PirateDentist posted:I found it on these very forums as well. I appreciate that you can read it either left to right or right to left and it still works
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PirateDentist posted:I found it on these very forums as well. I always thought that was the best MF DOOM structured rhyme I've seen.
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PirateDentist posted:I found it on these very forums as well. My favorite thing about this comic is the professor's reaction to the call
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Mar 5, 2023 00:33
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I had to ask around but I am offended.
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:I always thought that was the best MF DOOM structured rhyme I've seen. If you told me that was from the Danger Doom album, I'd believe you. Man, I wish Danger Doom had done another album.
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 That's a crossover I'd love to see.
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Mar 5, 2023 02:15
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Apparently, Patrick Stewart saw Red Dwarf in a hotel room once, and he was basically on the cusp of calling his lawyer, until he actually got to watching and realized it was funny and also not a bad copy of TNG.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:
Lister: Nope. No way. Been there, smeg that. ---- Cat: Fish. *Replicator noise* Cat: Fish. *Replicator noise* Cat: Fish. *Replicator noise* Cat: Fish. *Replicator noise* Cat: Fish. *Replicator noise* Cat: Fish. *Replicator noise* ---- Holly: Do you like chess? Computer: Please specify difficulty level and side. Holly: Grand master. White. Computer: Please make your first move. Holly: Bish prawn to F3. Computer: Pawn to E5 Holly: Horse prawn to G4 Computer: Queen to H4. Checkmate. Would you like to lower the difficulty level? Holly: I'm alright thanks. Talk later. *Rimmer looks at Holly in disgust* Holly, winking at Rimmer: I'm well in there. Splicer has a new favorite as of 03:01 on Mar 5, 2023 |
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There would be a major incident aboard the Enterprise when Riker got into Kochanski's pants before Lister. Picard would invite the Boys from the Dwarf into his Ready Room and Cat would immediately go for Picard's fish in his aquarium. F_Shit_Fitzgerald has a new favorite as of 03:40 on Mar 5, 2023 |
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Who’d be the bigger smeghead, Rimmer or Wesley?
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They stole Quentin's car!
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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:Who’d be the bigger smeghead, Rimmer or Wesley? Wesley could be socialized out of it after a lager & a curry with Lister.
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Kheldarn posted:Which Red Dwarf crewman would be the worst to get assimilated by the Borg? I'm going cat. I don't think the Borg could handle all that distinctiveness.
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Kheldarn posted:Which Red Dwarf crewman would be the worst to get assimilated by the Borg? They'd assimilate Rimmer and then immediately become neurotic messes
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Beachcomber posted:Apparently, Patrick Stewart saw Red Dwarf in a hotel room once, and he was basically on the cusp of calling his lawyer, until he actually got to watching and realized it was funny and also not a bad copy of TNG. https://youtu.be/Vd08V_YWqhU
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Evil mirror universe Cat is Dwayne Dibley
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:They'd assimilate Rimmer and then immediately become neurotic messes Definitely Rimmer. They'd assimilate him, he'd wax poetic about how great it is to be part of a harmonious whole for an episode being quite bright and competent, and then get unceremoniously un-assimilated because the Collective doesn't want his neuroses overwhelming their unified hegemony, thank you. If not just self-destruct and crash like they'd gotten the I, Hugh fractal calculation.
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skyelevator posted:Thanks for this, the whole office is now playing with it If you want to see something cool with it, look at photos of animals in the wild using the filter. Ever wonder how something like a red panda evades predators? Because they can't see it. 
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Megillah Gorilla posted:If you want to see something cool with it, look at photos of animals in the wild using the filter. Ever wonder how something like a red panda evades predators? I can see it
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