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post here 2 be absolved of ur late night naughty nummies. most of my parishioners feel more inclined 2 confess these sweet sins the day after transgressing so don't feel pressured to confess in real time although that is an option. yob bless
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# ? Mar 4, 2023 21:54 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 03:40 |
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I ate a rosary once. How will I do my penance? |
# ? Mar 4, 2023 23:24 |
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Buttchocks posted:I ate a rosary once. How will I do my penance? let's start with three male hairies |
# ? Mar 5, 2023 00:21 |
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Areola Grande posted:let's start with three male hairies Perhaps not? BTW - the quesadilla I had last night was quite tasty. I regret nothing. |
# ? Mar 5, 2023 01:13 |
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Barking Gecko posted:the quesadilla I had last night was quite tasty. I regret nothing. repent
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 01:46 |
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a dorito loco taco shell with nothing inside it
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 02:01 |
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it was like creme brulee flavoured popcorn last nite
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 02:04 |
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How Wonderful! posted:a dorito loco taco shell with nothing inside it admittedly a shameful choice, yet a minimal sin when compared to a quesadilla the lord recognizes and approves of ur self control my child
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 02:04 |
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baka fwocka fwame posted:it was like creme brulee flavoured popcorn last nite not really a food. our little secret my son |
# ? Mar 5, 2023 02:05 |
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in a moment of weakness, i once ate a whole two-sleeve container of 7-11 brand oreos. i had the cookies delivered to my house and ate them all
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 02:33 |
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your friend sk posted:in a moment of weakness, i once ate a whole two-sleeve container of 7-11 brand oreos. i had the cookies delivered to my house and ate them all how long since ur last confession
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 03:04 |
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Areola Grande posted:repent Envy is a mortal sin. Repent, lest you burn forever in taco hell. |
# ? Mar 5, 2023 03:13 |
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Barking Gecko posted:Envy is a mortal sin. Repent, lest you burn forever in taco hell. we got us a heretic here
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 03:17 |
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https://youtu.be/Plei9_m1Yc8 do not covet thy neighbor's noodle
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 03:50 |
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Areola Grande posted:we got us a heretic here Nah. You're the heretic for posting a thread like this in byob |
# ? Mar 5, 2023 03:56 |
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Barking Gecko posted:Nah. I feel the same way about the taxes thread
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 03:57 |
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Areola Grande posted:how long since ur last confession confession...or confection |
# ? Mar 5, 2023 04:11 |
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your friend sk posted:confession...or confection
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 04:16 |
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Confession would be more exciting if you could only do it at midnight. And you had to covertly sneak into the church, like in a stealth game. If you get caught, the guard blows a whistle and escorts you back to the cemetery and you have to start over. |
# ? Mar 5, 2023 04:26 |
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Buttchocks posted:Confession would be more exciting if you could only do it at midnight. And you had to covertly sneak into the church, like in a stealth game. If you get caught, the guard blows a whistle and escorts you back to the cemetery and you have to start over. and there's a drunken me sitting in the shadows waiting for u every night from 11:45 to dawn basically
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 04:50 |
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the witching hour draws near. confess snacks now pls
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 06:18 |
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Had part of a biscuit that Bingo Bango didn't finish at dinner time. Proud of myself for not wasting food. Not ashamed.
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 07:06 |
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How Wonderful! posted:Had part of a biscuit that Bingo Bango didn't finish at dinner time. Proud of myself for not wasting food. Not ashamed. repent this small sin. it won't hurt you are pride |
# ? Mar 5, 2023 07:42 |
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yeah I went back that night to finish the Ben and Jerry's I know I had some for dessert but I wanted more |
# ? Mar 5, 2023 09:45 |
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Areola Grande posted:the witching hour draws near. confess snacks now pls i had like 2 instant ramens with instant apple flavoured sauce ln
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 15:46 |
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I ate an entire "sharing size" Twix I got at the register at Home Depot. It was... not bad
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 16:40 |
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I licked the midnight snack confession boot |
# ? Mar 5, 2023 16:42 |
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this is a den of iniquity
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 18:02 |
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*flips over table of snacks* |
# ? Mar 5, 2023 18:05 |
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GoutPatrol posted:yeah I went back that night to finish the Ben and Jerry's I scream u scream we all scream for salvation from the flames of hell let us pray |
# ? Mar 5, 2023 18:47 |
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baka fwocka fwame posted:i had like 2 instant ramens with instant apple flavoured sauce ln apple ramen? wtf my son
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 18:48 |
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Cosmik Slop posted:I ate an entire "sharing size" Twix I got at the register at Home Depot. It was... not bad share it w/ the needy next time. during daylight hours. sheesh |
# ? Mar 5, 2023 18:49 |
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i got home late from work last night and made instant Mac and cheese then i was still hungry so i had a bowl of cereal
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 21:00 |
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Simsmagic posted:i got home late from work last night and made instant Mac and cheese the lord frowns upon processed cheese food at any time of day
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 21:16 |
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Areola Grande posted:apple ramen? wtf my son i thought ur job was to dispense forgiveness -_- truly god is cruel
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 22:04 |
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baka fwocka fwame posted:i thought ur job was to dispense forgiveness -_- truly god is cruel
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 22:16 |
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Granola bars: snack or sacrament? |
# ? Mar 5, 2023 22:17 |
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Areola Grande posted:the lord frowns upon processed cheese food at any time of day also, |
# ? Mar 5, 2023 22:33 |
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when is the proper time to eat a snack, forever and ever, amen, and may god have mercy on my soul
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# ? Mar 5, 2023 23:42 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 03:40 |
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How Wonderful! posted:when is the proper time to eat a snack, forever and ever, amen, and may god have mercy on my soul 8:30 pm is the cutoff time according 2 teh good book |
# ? Mar 5, 2023 23:57 |