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AreWeDrunkYet posted:You can deposit cash and checks. No that's a different machine here. Actually that's two separate machines.
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ReelBigLizard posted:No that's a different machine here. Actually that's two separate machines. They're doing that thing where they're trying lots of cards to find the one with money (I had to ask a couple if I could go ahead of them once when they were about to try card #4 and I was in a hurry) attached to it? Or they can't remember their PIN?
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Mar 5, 2023 13:05
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Man, I hate when I get to the ATM machine and forget my PIN number
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Mar 5, 2023 13:42
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Most of the time it seems to be people that have no idea how much money they have and/or which account it’s in so they just keep trying all kinds of combinations while doing the same “But I just had thousands of dollars in there!” that they do at the store when their credit card is declined.
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Runcible Cat posted:
Ah yes, a classic dirty hippie with a robust, diverse stock portfolio that produces a reliable income
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Mar 5, 2023 14:04
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What do you think happened to a bunch of the 60s hippies?
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Mar 5, 2023 14:09
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well why not posted:just don't back down until he cedes the fact that "aluminium" has 5 syllabels AT LEAST Just keep saying “expose the aluminium to meethane in the la-bor-a-tory” until he spontaneously combusts
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Mar 5, 2023 14:18
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How many syllables does indubitably have?
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Mar 5, 2023 14:20
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J Miracle posted:Ah yes, a classic dirty hippie with a robust, diverse stock portfolio that produces a reliable income  Is this a contradiciton? Have hippies ever been anything but wealthy kids pretending they're not?
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Mar 5, 2023 15:13
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:You can deposit cash and checks. ...you guys still use cheques?
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feedmegin posted:...you guys still use cheques? It’s pronounced “checks”
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Mega Comrade posted:Sister changing her mind at the last minute is annoying, but cmon, if you have waited this long another 24 hours wouldn't have killed you. Nah, the sister didn't even tell her the announcement was off, OP waited for half the reception and had to go ask her what was happening. Sister being like "don't tell our parents your big news for literal months so I can tell at my wedding, oh oops changed my mind tough poo poo" makes it seem like she just didn't want her wedding overshadowed by the baby in the lead up, so gently caress her OP didn't even make a big deal about it.
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Solenna posted:Nah, the sister didn't even tell her the announcement was off, OP waited for half the reception and had to go ask her what was happening. Sister being like "don't tell our parents your big news for literal months so I can tell at my wedding, oh oops changed my mind tough poo poo" makes it seem like she just didn't want her wedding overshadowed by the baby in the lead up, so gently caress her OP didn't even make a big deal about it. Yes, this, she wanted to tell her parents in person. So she told them quietly in private and told them not to make a fuss, and they behaved. I'm astonished the cat didn't flee, screaming, from the bag the minute someone saw Op not drinking alcohol.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:He was actively trying to develop nuclear weapons in Germany in the 1930s and 1940s, did they just skip that part? Do your physics classes normally include history? Is there a section in my General Relativity textbook for Einstein's patent office work? Do lessons on Feynmann diagrams take time to explain that he was an insufferable narcissist whose only redeeming quality was being right?
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Mar 5, 2023 16:43
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Re-reading Feynman's autobiography as an adult was one of the sadder shocks I've had.
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Drunk fiancée (36)flooded hotel roomquote:So I really need some advice. My fiancée (36m)and I (34f) have been together for 8 years. We are on vacation at the moment.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Raging about it in the store is ridiculous, but having separate register lines instead of one line feeding into registers is lunacy. Made the wrong choice and get behind the one person who needs cigarettes and wants to pay by check? well why not posted:I'm imagining that he speaks like he writes, except in a booming voice with no pauses
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Drunk fiancée (36)flooded hotel room Don’t worry, he’ll change once you’re married.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Don’t worry, he’ll change once you’re married. I don't know man, with a catch like this, she needs to have at least two kids with him ASAP. I mean, how else is she going to have mermaid babies?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Drunk fiancée (36)flooded hotel room Of course he didn’t do it on purpose, he doesn’t even know how it happened.
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Mar 5, 2023 17:28
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Passing out in the shower and not dying twice is some impressive tempting of fate
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Passing out in a running shower and blocking the drain with your rear end is some Looney Tunes poo poo
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Mar 5, 2023 17:34
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He’ll probably learn his lesson after destroying the bathroom another 3 or 4 times
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Re-reading Feynman's autobiography as an adult was one of the sadder shocks I've had. AITA for forbidding my daughter from speaking anything other than English in my house? quote:My daughter, Sam (f30) lives in Brasil with her husband, Jose (he’s Mexican-American) (they met in college). The both majored in Portuguese and have been living in Brasil for the past 5 years. Sam works as an interpreter and Jose works in business. "I told her she couldn't stay under my roof if she spoke Spanish, and she moved out from under my roof. I AM BEING UNFAIRLY ABUSED."
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MagusofStars posted:That seems to be changing pretty quickly. In my experience, the one line feeding to registers was extremely rare up until idk, 5-10 years ago and even then, it was mostly only used as a one-off on Black Friday or a crazy sale day where separate lines would have been complete chaos. But now, probably around half the big box stores seem to have gone to the one-line model. This is a better way to do it but whenever I get to the front of the line my anxiety spikes because I'm worried I'll miss an open register and just stand there while people are waiting on me and getting pissed. Still better than surveying the registers and playing the "line lottery". Edit: Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for forbidding my daughter from speaking anything other than English in my house? Someone is speaking another language around me? Clearly they are talking poo poo about me since I am the protagonist of life. limp_cheese fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Mar 5, 2023 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for forbidding my daughter from speaking anything other than English in my house? quote:I told her Sam is not a child and should grow up and act like an adult and actually speak to me instead of going to cry to her mommy and I hanged up. 
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Pirate Radar posted:I gotta say I’ve heard some weird poo poo in the past but “not allowed to have long hair because it will distract you from school” is a new one for me "Distraction from school" = boys. Her father wanted her to be less attractive to decrease the likelihood of her getting a boyfriend.
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Pirate Radar posted:My office sent me a random TV Legally speaking, if you receive unsolicited goods, you are under no obligation to pay for or return them. He could have at least mentioned it to his employer in an "I didn't order this, so if you want it back, come pick it up" way, but at this point, it's been years and nobody is likely to come and get it. Talk about a meek, unassertive person though… A few years ago, my aunt and uncle came home one day to find a package from Amazon waiting for them. It was a popcorn machine. Not a little kitchen appliance one, but one of those big ones they use in movie theaters. Calls to Amazon to find out what happened went nowhere, so they wound up with a $1000 popcorn machine for free. They wound up donating it as a raffle prize for a cancer research fundraiser event.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Yeah, the misogyny in particular stinks like a manure pile. forget literally everything else, why are you eaves droping on your adult daughter and her husband at night when they are alone in a bedroom with the door closed? you trying to catch them loving?
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snergle posted:forget literally everything else, why are you eaves droping on your adult daughter and her husband at night when they are alone in a bedroom with the door closed? you trying to catch them loving? Houses, especially older ones, generally aren't 100% soundproof, so you often don't need to be actively engaged in eavesdropping to hear the conversations of others.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for forbidding my daughter from speaking anything other than English in my house? Don’t mind me, I’m just going to casually admit, as her father, that I expect to listen to the private intimate conversations my thirty year old daughter has with her husband. EDIT: Hey, poster above me, the father literally said he expects to know everything going on in the house and that it wasn’t okay that he and his wife couldn’t understand what was being said in a private conversation. Pope Corky the IX fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Mar 5, 2023 |
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snergle posted:forget literally everything else, why are you eaves droping on your adult daughter and her husband at night when they are alone in a bedroom with the door closed? you trying to catch them loving? Yes, so he could complain about that being disrespectful.
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Baronjutter posted:Yeah like if you're having dinner with your fellow plumber buddy you don't loudly talk about the giant wad of hair and fat you had to fight to yank out of a drain and how it smelled and the sound it made when it finally came loose. Old post but: tell me you don’t know any plumbers without telling me you don’t know any plumbers
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Yeah, the misogyny in particular stinks like a manure pile. Do what I say, you child! DON'T ACT LIKE A CHILD, YOU ARE AN ADULT!
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Cloacamazing! posted:Yes, so he could complain about that being disrespectful. Legit surprised he allowed them to sleep in the same room
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The_Franz posted:Houses, especially older ones, generally aren't 100% soundproof, so you often don't need to be actively engaged in eavesdropping to hear the conversations of others. he said he "walked past" the room in the middle of t he night. if hes a reliable narrator he went to take a piss and heard them talking if he isnt he is eaves droping
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Legit surprised he allowed them to sleep in the same room They may have already had that argument considering the daughter stands up for herself and that’s why he’s being ridiculous about this.
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Excellent combination of 2 great genres, "help people are speaking not-English" and "stop doing that or get out... wait where are you going?" Also great response: Arsenic Lupin posted:I approached Sam when she was alone and told her that I would appreciate it she refrained from speaking Spanish in my home. She said okay. I thought it was a done deal when she added ‘I’ll just speak Portuguese then.’
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The_Franz posted:A few years ago, my aunt and uncle came home one day to find a package from Amazon waiting for them. It was a popcorn machine. Not a little kitchen appliance one, but one of those big ones they use in movie theaters. Calls to Amazon to find out what happened went nowhere, so they wound up with a $1000 popcorn machine for free. They wound up donating it as a raffle prize for a cancer research fundraiser event. I was sent a random package a few days ago with a twopack of leds in it, which i am fairly sure is that “brushing” thing where someone sends the lightest thing they can so it has a tracking number, so the sender can then post a verified review to amazon for something unrelated Weird that yours got a rad prize like that, but idk
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