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 And dude seems so proud of his homegrown skin pauldrons.No criticism of posthuman thinking is allowed, we've passed the point longer ago than you'd think. Also gently caress that gendered chocolate, if you try to deny me my sweets by arbitrarily classing them I'll punch you. By popular demand fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Mar 5, 2023 |
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musk is too scared and classifies shrine dudes as too dangerous for the sensitive to gaze upon the jerry chocolate is virtue signaling, you're paying to not be woke, they're not even really selling candy, they're selling virtues
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Supposed virtues, and not any hard won ones either. I could hire an obnoxious preteen to loudly scream at me that I'm wrong about sex and gender anytime I want.
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What I still don't get about the gendered chocolate is whether the dudes are meant to eat the manly chocolate nuts to gain their power or if they need to eat the effeminate chocolate like a submissive little sissy who can't handle all that manliness.
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You've obviously gave the matter far more consideration than the razor company did. I hope their next galaxy brain idea on the way to complete bankruptcy is a men only comedy show, because political correctness and transfododdks <dissolves into a quivering protoplasm>
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DIY recommendations getting pretty advanced ngl
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Mar 5, 2023 12:17
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i found the problem. that person has no brain to operate on!
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Mar 5, 2023 12:34
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Cursed fact: after the American medical establishment started getting weary of Walter Freeman's lobotomy performing antics he got a van and took his operation on the road. A VAN HE NAMED HIS "LOBOTOMOBILE"
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SniperWoreConverse posted:DIY recommendations getting pretty advanced ngl Better consult Randy Hanzlick M.D. before you do anything drastic
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I'm reminded of a documentary I saw once about a tribe of indigenous people where the canoe figured a whole lot in their culture. To be a man you had to own a canoe, like a hollowed out wooden stem type of canoe, and to transport it over land you carried it on your back in a way that over time you developed a huge callus on the back of your neck. The size of your callus determined your social status too.
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ZixTheYeti posted:I think he painted it.  No piggy back rides with this man, what a shame
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caspergers posted:
More like piggy ball rides
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Mar 5, 2023 13:22
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Indigenous people have the best body mods, hands down.  Thats scars, made with a razorblade, skin pinched between thumb and index and then a quick slice across the bulge, rinse and repeat a few hundred or thousand times and youre done. The wounds get treated with a bucket of water thats emptied over your head and then submerging yourself in the river, which of course is exactly as clean as youd imagine. And no, i dont think they do it to their dicks.
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Indigenous people have the best body mods, hands down. I went to a school with a lot of PNG Highlands teens. Half of them were Kings in their tribe and had the coolest scarification. Also most were totally just guessing their ages and dominated on the football field. 10 years later I met one of them again in the Highlands on PNG by chance coming across his tribe. Me and my crew paid for a pig slaughter that day and had a really cool time.
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Indigenous people have the best body mods, hands down. if you do this right it will give you the spiritual powers of a crocodile, but i did it to obtain the sexual powers of one
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:This is just capitalism at work. The market is deciding. No one can be angry at this. You have to support this or you hate America. Guess what I hate pal 
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By popular demand posted:Cursed fact: after the American medical establishment started getting weary of Walter Freeman's lobotomy performing antics he got a van and took his operation on the road. Please tell me it was designed in the shape of a giant head on wheels
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Mar 5, 2023 16:48
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. Funny how they’re not highlighting what electrical components are in it
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 but with a brain
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By popular demand posted:You've obviously gave the matter far more consideration than the razor company did. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GigaG4atqk
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Mar 5, 2023 17:43
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Delzuma posted:Thanks Musk, for introducing me to the world of anti-woke chocolates. Such dumb poo poo. 
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Mar 5, 2023 17:44
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lol Jeremys last name is actually Boreing. I’m sure the chocolate is the most generic awful tasting garbage.
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Jeremy says that if you can’t tell which of the bars, HeHim or SheHer, has nuts then you’re a woke moron. But then he also has to clarify for his customer base by calling one Nutless. And, as someone else mentioned, I’m sure that this guy is being really strict about keeping a nut-free environment to prevent cross-contamination. Definitely not a “nut allergies are made up weaknesses” kind of person. Sucks to be the right-wing loon who can’t eat peanuts and is forced to eat a SheHer bar in front of the guys at the work site.
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Mar 5, 2023 18:52
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Since it's surely just a generic chocolate bar with a custom wrapper, I'm sure the manufacturing standards are fine. Should have made the He bar dark with nuts and the She bar milk chocolate, this is very low energy.
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Intentionally didn't call it her/she bar to avoid getting sued into oblivion by the woke liberals at the hershey company. What a coward. I'd of fought the lawsuit just to stick it to em!!!
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Mar 5, 2023 19:12
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I got an ad on YouTube for the chud chocolate. 
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Mar 5, 2023 19:32
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Is it gay if I don't eat the man bar because I don't like nuts? It's important that I know this.
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wesleywillis posted:Is it gay if I don't eat the man bar because I don't like nuts? Well then you’d have to eat the girly bar and that’s gay, but putting nuts in your mouth is also gay. I guess you’re gay buddy.
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Mar 5, 2023 19:47
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I think it's gay if a guy eats the man bar.
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By popular demand posted:Also gently caress that gendered chocolate, if you try to deny me my sweets by arbitrarily classing them I'll punch you. 
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McGavin posted:I think it's gay if a guy eats the man bar. Is that the veiny one?
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wesleywillis posted:Is it gay if I don't eat the man bar because I don't like nuts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CPu9c1Qp6c&t=4s I think this video has you covered on what is gay. Eating pussy is gay. Wiping your rear end is gay. Washing your rear end is gay. I think eating dessert is gay so the nuts don't even matter.
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Mar 5, 2023 20:44
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I've done all of those things. gently caress, I guess I should tell my family.
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They know
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SniperWoreConverse posted:DIY recommendations getting pretty advanced ngl I’m gonna shove a piece of glass up your rear end you racist piece of poo poo.
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wesleywillis posted:I've done all of those things. Oh gently caress I'm gay
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Humphreys posted:I went to a school with a lot of PNG Highlands teens. Half of them were Kings in their tribe and had the coolest scarification. Also most were totally just guessing their ages and dominated on the football field. . I grew up in Port Moresby and our complex employed native "Kooka Kooka" guards Real scary fellas, always knew when you were watching them and could just melt into darkness. Heard a story that someone was trying to intrude on the complex and fiddling with the lock on the inside of the gate through the gate holes. The dude appeared to to form out of the darkness and removed a hand from a wrist with a machete ,and then melt back away.
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Jestery posted:I grew up in Port Moresby and our complex employed native "Kooka Kooka" guards what about the rascals
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