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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated?
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desantis 128 29.91%
rubio 33 7.71%
haley 57 13.32%
goku 210 49.07%
Total: 358 votes
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Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Luv 2 have a worldview that forces me to tie myself into a pretzel and say poo poo like"hitler had the right idea" instead of just loving my fellow humans for who they are

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celadon
Jan 2, 2023


smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i need to go to the store and get SNAX for tonight's BIG GAME (wrestling PPV)

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

SirPablo posted:

Please post more useless American history.

well you could always just check your previous posts

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Buddykins posted:

you can report your own posts?

yep

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



meanwhile, in the Netherlands


smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZXc39hT8t4

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
American history: we stole this nation and genocided everyone here, brought over millions of slaves, and then used their labor + the lands massive resources to enforce modern slavery, white supremacy and Christian dominionism thru capitalism and imperial power

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
america: it sucks!

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 365 days!

it makes perfect sense

he arrived in heaven expecting all the trappings and ambiance one might associate with heaven but was surprised to find the decor/music/etc that is Chinese, something that would be kind of weird when you go to heaven

its a terrible joke its not an incomprehensible riddle, come on man

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


has this mfer never heard of a globe

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

ex post facho posted:

america: it sucks!

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


lol

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





lol this is from the tulsa rally where no one attended so they brought down the dregs and meth heads to fill space

Brad Pascal bragged about it being sold out but it turned out kpop fans from around the world booked all the tickets because he didn't think of verifying locations. trump screamed at him and shortly after he was arrested drunk and shirtless.

trump was visibly upset and did a walk of shame after

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Orville Ewing was born in Indiana in 1888 and moved to Colorado to pursue a life of farming, but in the 1920s he gave up on farming and got married, and he and his wife became local artists in Pritchett

in 1938 he went on the road as a traveling artist and living relic of the Old West, a nomadic life he led until hanging it up in 1964. he died in Colorado in 1978 at age 90.


https://twitter.com/2VintageClassic/status/1632450777963982850

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
there's a great gif from the tulsa rally where he comes out, looks at the empty stands, and feels sad for a little bit

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Shifty Nipples posted:

has this mfer never heard of a globe

ahhh but who made the globes?? checkmate historailures

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
colorado owns

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
what if you get to heaven and its really GAY

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 365 days!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/cathmerc/status/1587397009866211329

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

pillsburysoldier posted:

About the interview and the cheating? Yeah.

I just can't help thinking about a universe where she stayed with Tupac and he lived and this is what he was reduced to and I think Tupac actually got a better deal in this reality.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Shifty Nipples posted:

has this mfer never heard of a globe
how did globemakers know what the earth looked like before space flight??

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/antifaoperative/status/1632018180334837762

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I just heard an incredible tale of american community.

2 people playing pickleball, yelling over the tonk tonk noises:
"So, how did you get into pickle ball?"

"Oh I was in florida and we saw people playing. We walked up and were like 'hey that looks awesome. Can we try it' and so you know it was great"

"Nice, they let you play with them?"

"No, it was a private country club so we weren't allowed to join but we looked it up online and it seemed so cool, we've been hooked ever since"

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


lmao

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

ex post facho posted:

embrace solipsism

in the USA ♫♪♪

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

all this tells me is we need renewed focus on the TRANSGENDER MENACE

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

smarxist posted:

what if you get to heaven and its really GAY
what if you get to heaven and your soul is the opposite gender?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

hmm is it "when keeping it real goes wrong" or just a case of "guys being dudes"?:thunk:

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

ex post facho posted:

america: it sucks!

when youre right youre right

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Inspector Hound posted:

It's agonizing that I can't tell if this person is serious because everything is so loving dumb

I wonder what the flat-earthers think of the new universal globe conspiracy

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

smarxist posted:

what if you get to heaven and its really GAY

If it's heaven it has to be really gay? Lol, who the gently caress want to go to straight heaven?

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Homocow posted:

how did globemakers know what the earth looked like before space flight??

surveying/surveyors

been a thing for hundreds of years

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


collecting MAGA armor pieces like in megaman X series

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
straight heaven has a lot of dry humping

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ScottNover/status/1632440679312896005

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