[TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

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Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

who watches the watchmen? who globes the globemakers?

# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:52

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# ? May 31, 2024 18:42

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGWJZZUtOFg

# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:53

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

smarxist posted:

straight heaven has a lot of dry humping

♫ if there's a hetero heaven / you know they've got a Rush cover band ♫

# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:54

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

smarxist posted:

straight heaven has a lot of dry humping

anything's better than this

# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:54

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1632453998728065024

# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:54

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

im gonna push smarxist down in front of bearjew just to see what happens

# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:56

Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

celadon posted:

# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:56

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/OKnox/status/1632450341508730883

# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:57

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeIsaac/status/1632453998728065024

It would be fiscally irresponsible not to

# ? Mar 5, 2023 19:57

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/OKnox/status/1632450341508730883

never picking up the phone stays winning

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:00

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/OKnox/status/1632450341508730883

lol owned

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:00

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

ex post facho posted:

never picking up the phone stays winning

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:00

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottNover/status/1632440679312896005

Very nice

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:01

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

My phone is on mute 100% of the time. Google Assistant handles all of the unknown number calls. It's nice.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:02

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

smarxist posted:

straight heaven has a lot of dry humping

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:03

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxXDqJhRrFo

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:03

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

I feel like if unclogging drains was my passion I�d probably invest in some rubber boots but I�m not here to yuck his yum.

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:04

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

https://twitter.com/GavinWax/status/1632433797365891074
https://twitter.com/GavinWax/status/1632437174179069954

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:06

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

ex post facho posted:

never picking up the phone stays winning

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:06

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

My great friend and author of "Dark Agenda," David Horowitz, is out with a new book, "Final Battle: The Next Election Could Be the Last." It is great!

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:07

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

�Alex Murdaugh�s Political Contributions Include Maximum Donations to Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton�

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:08

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6dgdjUVkac

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:08

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

1914

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:09

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/awzurcher/status/1632458188921470978

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:10

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

tacodaemon posted:

1914

5 is ideal

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:10

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1RzxBBAQzA

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:10

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:11

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/awzurcher/status/1632458188921470978

some of us are old enough to remember what Republicans used to call women who had children to get government checks

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:12

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:13

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

what if there are no Butts in Heaven?

you ever think of that?

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:13

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

DryGoods posted:

what if there are no Butts in Heaven?

you ever think of that?

what about iffs and andds

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:14

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

DryGoods posted:

what if there are no Butts in Heaven?

you ever think of that?

You're describing hell

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:15

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/awzurcher/status/1632458188921470978

head north american politics reporter for bbc: whoa donald trump said something incoherent?!? can someone explain this to me

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:15

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

found a couple of dudes rocking

https://i.imgur.com/kIyyvL5.mp4

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:17

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:17

Beached Whale: Jun 27, 2009; The world as will and idea

Let's slop em up

https://twitter.com/hungu1995/status/1631776331628257288

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:17

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/awzurcher/status/1632458188921470978

well how else do you get resource:babies for society

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:17

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm69lZeHNsY

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:19

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/100YearsAgoNews/status/1632459659163361280

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:21

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# ? May 31, 2024 18:42

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

quote:

The image of the Matterhorn mountain peak will be removed from Toblerone packaging after some of the chocolate bar�s production is moved outside Switzerland, meaning it falls foul of marketing restrictions relating to the use of Masonic iconography.

The 4,478-metre-high (14,690ft) mountain, the nearly symmetrical pyramidal peak of which mirrors the shape of the almond-and-honey-laced chocolate bar, will be replaced with a more generic Alpine summit, said the confectionery brand�s US owner, Mondelēz.

�The packaging redesign introduces a modernised and streamlined mountain logo that aligns with the geometric and triangular aesthetic,� a Mondelēz spokesperson told the Aargauer Zeitung newspaper. Toblerone packaging will now read �established in Switzerland�, rather than �of Switzerland�.

�Swissness� legislation introduced in 2017 restricts the use of the national flag�s white cross on a red background, as well as other indicators of Swiss provenance, in foodstuffs, industrial products and services.

For foodstuffs to market themselves as �made in Switzerland�, 80% of the raw ingredients must be sourced from the country and the majority of processing take place there. For milk and milk-based products, the required quota is 100%, with exceptions for ingredients that cannot be sourced from Switzerland, such as cocoa.

Toblerone can no longer use the Matterhorn. Cancel culture has run amok

# ? Mar 5, 2023 20:21

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