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mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Zeros aren't worth anything so you might as well cram them in there.

Edit: Welcome to the new page, please do not share any opinions on this page, only objective facts.

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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

why don't more games have fraction or decimal points

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
games which end up having to use scientific notation ftw



i think this is mainly disgaea

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Bayonetta rates your run-of-the-mill button mashes in megatons, your boss kill button mashes in gigatons, and your final boss kill button mash in infinitons

Arrrthritis
May 31, 2007

I don't care if you're a star, the moon, or the whole damn sky, you need to come back down to earth and remember where you came from

Hwurmp posted:

why don't more games have fraction or decimal points

because people complain when they only do 1.2300 damage and go nuts when they do 12300 damage.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Get rid of numbers and give us stickers.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Feels Villeneuve posted:

games which end up having to use scientific notation ftw



i think this is mainly disgaea

You can do this with Siralim Ultimate too if you really push the damage numbers.

Whirling
Feb 23, 2023

I always thought it was weird how people treated JRPGs as weird and juvenile when WRPGs weren't exactly high art either. Like, come on, Mass Effect 2 had the camera hover over your crewmate's rear end while she was talking about her past trauma. Baldur's Gate I and II are basically akin to the better Marvel films in terms of writing quality, but people seem to blank out all the goofy hamster stuff Minsc does in favor of only remembering the Irenicus bits. Planescape Torment is considered the most mature of them all with its good writing, but also every portrait of a woman in that game that isn't Fall-From-Grace or Ravel Puzzlewell has the women wearing insanely revealing clothing, including Deionarra (a person that your past incarnation emotionally manipulated and then left for dead) having her dress torn so you can see her tits. Fallout 2 sinks to some really stupid and childish depths with New Reno, and the game loves referencing poo poo almost as much as Ready Player One. I love both genres, so it always really baffles me when I see people being smug about either being superior to the other.

Whirling fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Mar 5, 2023

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Watched that Tarkov cheater video last night. RIP that game. Turns out it was full of cheaters.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

HopperUK posted:

You can do this with Siralim Ultimate too if you really push the damage numbers.

I liked it in Disgaea because its just straight up using game mechanics for humor which is always fun

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

cheetah7071 posted:

fill the screen with zeroes, I say

JRPG.txt

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
now this is gaming

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

cheetah7071 posted:

fill the screen with zeroes, I say

*screen turns completely black*

JollyBoyJohn
Feb 13, 2019

For Real!

Whirling posted:

Baldur's Gate I and II are basically akin to the better Marvel films in terms of writing quality, but people seem to blank out all the goofy hamster stuff Minsc does in favor of only remembering the Irenicus bits.

Minsc ruled though

Yaoi Gagarin
Feb 20, 2014

More like gay-rpg lmao

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

yes I'm here for the gay-rpgs

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Wrpgs are superior because I generally like them more than jrpgs (aka “gay-rpgs”)

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Oh that reminds me that Blue Reflection 2 was on my to-play list because of the goty discussion

Whirling
Feb 23, 2023

JollyBoyJohn posted:

Minsc ruled though

I like Minsc too, but some people portray Baldur's Gate as much more serious than it was.

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Jay Rust posted:

Jumping on a goomba gives 100 because uncle Nintendo thinks you’re a stinky baby who needs the extra zeroes to feel like a gamer

i like when games do this and also give you 1 point each time you use a continue

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Oh that reminds me that Blue Reflection 2 was on my to-play list because of the goty discussion

it's really good and also gay

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

homeless snail posted:

yes I'm here for the gay-rpgs

Bastard Bonds, wasn't it?

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

VostokProgram posted:

More like gay-rpg lmao

This

bone emulator
Nov 3, 2005

Wrrroavr

Replaying bg2 as an adult I found Minsc to be pretty annoying honestly.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

bone emulator posted:

Replaying bg2 as an adult I found Minsc to be pretty annoying honestly.

Correct

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

VostokProgram posted:

More like gay-rpg lmao

gay arse penis g-spot

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Super Mario Bros but the points can be exchanged on a shop for different costumes for goombas and koopas.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
For the player this created an interesting dynamic of needing to kill goombas and koopas to afford to be able to dress then up, making some players take pacifist routes only breaking bricks and yanking poles.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



bone emulator posted:

Replaying bg2 as an adult I found Minsc to be pretty annoying honestly.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oZLdRJIQ1A

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

exquisite tea posted:

Same as it ever was.

Same as it ever was.

Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

Tried Deadfire again but not really feeling it. Maybe I just don't like pirates and crap. Oh well.

Kerrzhe
Nov 5, 2008

i did it i beat lu bu

it only took 2 hours!

Ramie
Mar 2, 2021

https://mobile.twitter.com/RidgeRacerTunes/status/1632395543753396224

this is my new fav twitter account. it's doing some cocomelon poo poo to me..

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

catgirlgenius posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/RidgeRacerTunes/status/1632395543753396224

this is my new fav twitter account. it's doing some cocomelon poo poo to me..

man racing games had such good soundtracks around that time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIQI21bkZ6E&t=39s

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


catgirlgenius posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/RidgeRacerTunes/status/1632395543753396224

this is my new fav twitter account. it's doing some cocomelon poo poo to me..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGLjXZT5rhw

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Namco pwns

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
https://twitter.com/Kirbysuperstar/status/1632264738754404352

wo long is good

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Do they start the fight by screaming MY NAME IS like a loving ghoul possessed?

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Lu Bu doesn't need to announce his own presence because everyone else will

I am kind of impressed that they refrained from using his musou leitmotif in the boss music

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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
i never seen any other part of this show other than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbWGIHEpI0c

this is the best lu bu

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