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wow, he's so bad at this. has nsm finally met his match?
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The redheaded dude can't believe he's getting robbed of the giant sack of cash he is hauling around the floor of the bank.
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Mar 6, 2023 00:07
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"Look, I was kinda expecting you to rob me but I thought it'd just be wage theft."
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Mar 6, 2023 00:21
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I feel like if the Chameleon knows enough about bank executives and movie stars to impersonate them flawlessly, he could embezzle money much more efficiently than just pointing a gun at people and going "gimme everything in the till". On the other hand, maybe the money is a bonus and he just likes loving with rich people's reputations, which is an entirely understandable motivation.
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Mar 6, 2023 03:02
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Inadequately posted:I feel like if the Chameleon knows enough about bank executives and movie stars to impersonate them flawlessly, he could embezzle money much more efficiently than just pointing a gun at people and going "gimme everything in the till". Turns out Mr. Richland routinely pulls guns on his employees, so this doesn't seem out of the ordinary.
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Mar 6, 2023 07:32
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davidspackage posted:Turns out Mr. Richland routinely pulls guns on his employees, so this doesn't seem out of the ordinary. "How could Mr Richland have robbed the bank? He was already in jail for assault at the time!"
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Mar 6, 2023 18:19
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^^Welcome back! Revealing yourself to some schmoe really doesn't help you out here, Chameleon. 
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Mar 6, 2023 18:22
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I love that Chameleon does a magical girl transformation every time.
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Mar 6, 2023 18:34
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Has anyone ever done the "Rob my own establishment for the insurance payout, and claim it was The Chameleon?" scheme? I mean, it's probably not a good idea, because it's begging for the actual Chameleon to show up and attempt to get the cash you stole, and murder you for it, but it could initially seem like a good one.
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Mar 6, 2023 19:04
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Next strip: "Ok keep your eyes peeled for the perp." "Hey there's a guy matching the description in every way and he's carrying a large sack, should we stop him?" "Nah he looks slightly different. Look, it's Spider-Man, unload a full clip indiscriminately!"
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Mar 6, 2023 19:21
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sure, revealing himself wasn't a very good idea, but it was necessary. how else is he going to refer to himself in the third person?
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Mar 6, 2023 22:44
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Maybe Mr Chameleon is a noble thief. Not above conning his way into a robbery but unwilling to ler the bank manager actually take the fall.
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Mar 6, 2023 23:05
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   Honestly I wish I had more time on my hands. I've got like a million ideas. Ikasuhito fucked around with this message at 11:35 on Mar 7, 2023 |
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Mar 7, 2023 09:54
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I like all of those.
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Mar 7, 2023 11:30
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I like them all too but I think my favorite and most NSM one is the Mr Richland one.
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Mar 7, 2023 20:28
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  Hey I think that's Blackmail Mail! 
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Mar 8, 2023 00:26
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all he has to do is ask people if they are the chameleon. the real one would obviously admit it.
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Mar 8, 2023 00:50
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Chameleon coming at the king, trying to be as stupid as Spider-Man. A hopeless cause. "Or maybe she does?" ..... no Peter, she doesn't because you haven't told her! You should probably tell her!
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Mar 8, 2023 08:15
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Pete had a real martyr fetish in the old days. I don't think he was happy unless he was convinced that the world was unfairly out to get him.
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Mar 8, 2023 10:23
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maybe if he used his words instead of silent sweaty fuming he could communicate with her. i really do mean maybe, because 70's mj is always high and using incomprehensible slang made up by an old man.
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Mar 8, 2023 15:07
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  Chameleon's really doing pretty good. He should take a break from robbing and enjoy himself.
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Mar 9, 2023 04:46
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Holy poo poo, he really did just gently caress around and stay home
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Mar 9, 2023 05:04
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MJ is now, and always has been, the Chameleon! 
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Murdstone posted:
Kinda love that offscreen he made like ten times his previous two scores.
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Mar 9, 2023 07:09
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Alright, MJ, at this point, you're the moron. "Wow, you can drive any car you want? You sure are the bee's knees, daddy-o!"
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Mar 9, 2023 07:48
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davidspackage posted:Alright, MJ, at this point, you're the moron. gimme the GOD drat candy posted:because 70's mj is always high and using incomprehensible slang made up by an old man.
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Mar 9, 2023 07:54
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Omg. The owner robbed his own bank! Did he wear a disguise? No, but his face suddenly changed. This is such a brilliant exchange.  Also, really Chameleon? Your plan to get away was to change into a black mailman next to the scene of the crime? 
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Mar 9, 2023 12:46
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Darth TNT posted:Omg. The owner robbed his own bank! To be fair, it apparently worked
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Mar 9, 2023 17:18
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  What if he writes a check?
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Mar 10, 2023 00:12
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Billionaire donating 6M to actual charity  Billionaire donating 6M to actual charity in cash 
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Saoshyant posted:Billionaire donating 6M to actual charity Chameleon: I will take that money away ahaha, wait, there's nothing here. Silvermint: let me tell you all about tax fraud
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Mar 10, 2023 02:15
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I'm really hoping that it's one of those deals where he's presenting one of those giant oversized checks and Chameleon tries to steal it.
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Mar 10, 2023 03:36
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lol I just noticed the news story text.
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Murdstone posted:lol I just noticed the news story text. Glad to see they gave Peter another chance to write for the paper 
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Maybe if you.... if you told her.... she wouldn't have... you know.... ....Peter.... 
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