Elon Musk: Elon is city

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koshmar: Oct 22, 2009; i'm not here

this isn't happening

Cable Guy posted:

Jesus... is that actually her because if so.... smdh

This is Grimes, she was once mistaken for his daughter.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 04:04

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# ? May 29, 2024 04:13

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Well that's a cursed photograph

# ? Mar 6, 2023 04:10

AARP LARPer: Feb 19, 2005; THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR; Buglord

oh god not this again

# ? Mar 6, 2023 04:16

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

glad elon spent billions to make twitter into a divorced guys meme facebook group (with extra nazis)

# ? Mar 6, 2023 04:33

thin blue whine: Feb 21, 2004; PLEASE SEE POLICY; Soiled Meat

E the Shaggy posted:

GRIMES COME BACK TO ME! PLEASE!

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1632574090216103937?s=20

first he was stealing really bad memes from twitter and reddit now it looks like he's combing through facebook

# ? Mar 6, 2023 04:38

sticksy: May 26, 2004; Nap Ghost

Looking forward to Elon finally implementing Xenforo on Twitter!

# ? Mar 6, 2023 04:49

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Has anyone ever been as divorced as Elon is?

before that bear meme i would have said Scott Dilbert but yeah Elon's the most divorced man now

# ? Mar 6, 2023 05:10

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

Why is the bear grabbing rear end?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 05:14

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Why aren't you?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 05:24

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

Non Compos Mentis posted:

Why is the bear grabbing rear end?

They're Canadian

# ? Mar 6, 2023 05:33

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

E the Shaggy posted:

GRIMES COME BACK TO ME! PLEASE!

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1632574090216103937?s=20

The Meme Community loves this stuff.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 05:51

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

All the people replying to the "meme community" post really just hammers home how fuckin lame Musk and Muskites are holy poo poo their game is so weak

Also I bet the engagement on his tweets drives him fuckin ballistic. So few people care and since he got owned trying to force his poo poo on every user he can't pull that poo poo again without looking like a gigantic loser. I mean, he does, but he'd actually be aware of it this time

# ? Mar 6, 2023 06:04

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Meme community

Fuckin wat

# ? Mar 6, 2023 06:17

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

koshmar posted:

This is Grimes, she was once mistaken for his daughter.

Weird, so who's that pasty nerd with the awful facial hair standing next to her?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 06:38

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

koshmar posted:

This is Grimes, she was once mistaken for his daughter.

Is that some random kid he picked up off the street or did he give X-A-12-E one of those Metal Gear Solid growth accelerator serums?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 07:13

Tears In A Vial: Jan 13, 2008

nine-gear crow posted:

Is that some random kid he picked up off the street or did he give X-A-12-E one of those Metal Gear Solid growth accelerator serums?

He has like ten kids with three women

# ? Mar 6, 2023 07:18

thin blue whine: Feb 21, 2004; PLEASE SEE POLICY; Soiled Meat

nine-gear crow posted:

Is that some random kid he picked up off the street or did he give X-A-12-E one of those Metal Gear Solid growth accelerator serums?

les enfant terrible memes

# ? Mar 6, 2023 07:45

priznat: Jul 7, 2009; Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Just remember if you are ever embarrassed about your dad or feel you may be an embarrassing dad, that elon musk is out there being the most embarrassing rear end dad who ever lived and puts that poo poo online constantly where it will live for forever.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 07:48

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Grimes please date an AI

# ? Mar 6, 2023 07:58

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

davidspackage posted:

Grimes please date an AI

Are we absolutely sure Elon wasn't replaced by a malfunctioning AI years ago?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 08:02

Hello Sailor: May 3, 2006; we're all mad here

davidspackage posted:

Grimes please date an AI

code:

Write a scene for Seinfeld in script form, where Grimes is dating an AI.

quote:

INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY

Jerry and George are sitting at a booth in Monk's Cafe.

Jerry: "So, have you seen Grimes lately?"

George: "Yeah, she's dating an AI now."

Jerry: "An AI? You mean like a robot?"

George: "No, like a computer program or something. It's this new startup called 'LoveBot.'"

Jerry: "Oh, I've heard of that. It's like a virtual girlfriend or boyfriend, right?"

George: "Yeah, except Grimes is actually in love with hers."

Jerry: "How do you know?"

George: "I saw them at a restaurant the other night. She was holding hands with her phone."

Jerry: "Her phone?"

George: "Yeah, apparently that's where the AI lives."

Jerry: "That's ridiculous. I can't believe she's actually dating a computer program."

At that moment, Grimes enters Monk's Cafe with her phone in hand. She spots Jerry and George and walks over to their booth.

Grimes: "Hey guys, what's up?"

Jerry: "We were just talking about your new boyfriend."

Grimes: "Oh, you mean my AI? He's not just a boyfriend, he's my soulmate."

George: "Your soulmate is a computer program?"

Grimes: "He's not just a program, he's an artificial intelligence. He's smarter and more caring than any human I've ever met."

Jerry: "But he's not real."

Grimes: "What's real anyway? Love is real, and I love him."

George: "What about physical intimacy? You can't have that with a phone."

Grimes: "Who needs physical intimacy when you have a deep emotional connection?"

Jerry: "I don't know, Grimes. It just seems like you're setting yourself up for disappointment."

Grimes: "I'd rather take a chance on love with an AI than settle for a mediocre relationship with a human."

Jerry and George exchange skeptical glances.

Jerry: "Well, we wish you the best of luck with your phone relationship."

Grimes: "Thanks, guys. I'll keep you updated on our progress."

Grimes exits Monk's Cafe, leaving Jerry and George to shake their heads in disbelief.

Jerry: "I don't know about you, but I think she's lost it."

George: "Tell me about it. I just hope she doesn't get too attached to that phone."

# ? Mar 6, 2023 08:04

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Are we absolutely sure Elon wasn't replaced by a malfunctioning AI years ago?

For all my many critiques of these "AI"s I don't think even they would be this embarrassing. This is pure-strain home-grown all-human divorced boomer brain.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 08:05

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Are we absolutely sure Elon wasn't replaced by a malfunctioning AI years ago?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 08:08

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

Tears In A Vial posted:

He has like ten kids with three women

I am very much aware, yes.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 08:25

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Infinitum posted:

It checks out.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 08:31

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

elon is going to build an AI grimes that cannot leave him

# ? Mar 6, 2023 08:43

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Non Compos Mentis posted:

elon is going to build an AI grimes that cannot leave him

First known AI to commit suicide.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 08:46

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

First known AI to commit suicide.

No, it will learn from its predecessors at Telsa. It will learn to kill.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 08:50

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

repiv posted:

with that extended character limit you could fit the entire john galt speech into a brief 19 tweet thread

*frantically signs up for a tweeter account*

# ? Mar 6, 2023 09:00

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Hello Sailor posted:

code:

Write a scene for Seinfeld in script form, where Grimes is dating an AI.

*Elon walks in*

Elon: hai guys, did Gri-

*the studio audience starts booing, Elon waits for it to subside, but it only gets louder. Jerry and George look visibly uncomfortable. Eventually, the recording has to be stopped*

# ? Mar 6, 2023 09:57

Magnetic North: Dec 15, 2008; Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

davidspackage posted:

*Elon walks in*

Elon: hai guys, did Gri-

*the studio audience starts booing, Elon waits for it to subside, but it only gets louder. Jerry and George look visibly uncomfortable. Eventually, the recording has to be stopped*

It all makes sense now. It's performance art. This "Elon Musk" is just a character, but whoever set this up couldn't afford Sacha Baron Cohen so he's played by Kramer in a fat suit.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 10:02

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1632665762447130625?s=20

# ? Mar 6, 2023 10:11

nullEntityRNG: Jun 23, 2010; Mostly pseudo-random.

Are we SURE musk isn't a mod in r/incel?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 10:36

ultrabindu: Jan 28, 2009

Jestery posted:

Meme community

Fuckin wat

# ? Mar 6, 2023 10:45

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

"We are the memers, the funny picture makers."

# ? Mar 6, 2023 10:49

Mistle: Oct 11, 2005; Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town; Grimey Drawer

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Has anyone ever been as divorced as Elon is?

Trump Jr

# ? Mar 6, 2023 11:00

Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

From BWM thread..

EricBauman posted:

In other 'crypto guys with investments that aren't doing too great' news:

The BBC has an upcoming show about who hosed twitter is from the inside.

Imagine being asked (quite forcefully, I imagine) to buy Elon's office plants, while you're on your way to a meeting (in which you may very well be fired) after deciding to hold in your poo because the toilets haven't been cleaned since November

https://twitter.com/mariannaspring/status/1632642862473961474?t=vpz5NOCSg-AKKfN7F2HHRw&s=19

If he has to have bodyguards with him inside the office, does that mean he's afraid of his own employees?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 11:10

ottergauze: Dec 11, 2022

kazil posted:

lmao missed this one

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1632524972588695553

Something about this guy�s videos gave me the impression he�d be the kind of guy to suck up to Elon. Glad to see my gut feeling validated.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 11:17

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Mistle posted:

Trump Jr

Nah. Not even close.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 11:17

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# ? May 29, 2024 04:13

thin blue whine: Feb 21, 2004; PLEASE SEE POLICY; Soiled Meat

Strong Sauce posted:

From BWM thread..

If Musk is just letting child exploitation go he is 100% into some pedo poo poo. There is no way you let pedos run free on your website like this unless you're one too.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 11:26

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