[TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > [TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

goth smoking cloves posted:

It's the only way he can make x the everything app!

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:31

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 31, 2024 02:10

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Twitter is going to get sued by its advertisers

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:31

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

I hope Trump posts about this.

CaptainBeefart posted:

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:32

TheMightyBoops: Nov 1, 2016

Bethamphetamine posted:

Twitter is going to get sued by its advertisers

What�s Twitter?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:32

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

Good Citizen posted:

lol have any of these scrubs ever cooked something that wasn�t just reheated precooked poo poo from the freezer aisle or a pasta with a jar/packet sauce?

also the surge in popularity of using an air fryer to cook everything as if people have never used a frying pan or oven before

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:32

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

CaptainBeefart posted:

lol

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:32

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

CaptainBeefart posted:

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:33

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Good Citizen posted:

lol have any of these scrubs ever cooked something that wasn’t just reheated precooked poo poo from the freezer aisle or a pasta with a jar/packet sauce?

Ken is a rule breaker

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:33

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

air fryers are good at cooking stuff like frozen foods (fries, tater tots, chicken fingers) but for everything else i prefer a real oven

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:33

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

alnilam posted:

https://youtu.be/VX80zwkdEjo

lol this exact thought came into my head but I couldn't remember where it came from and this is it. this is exactly how I imagine twitter users right now.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:33

BoothBaberGinsburg: Jan 4, 2021

are we sure elon isn't a goon

he has a lot of projects that go terribly awry is why i ask

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:33

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

UFOTacoMan posted:

cut my hot dog into pieces
it's in my mac and cheese

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:33

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

The Gizmodo writer writing about twitter has an iPhone and doesn't yet realize the scope of what has happened.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:34

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

lol thank u peelon, i only used your site through tweetdeck and now that it's dead i'm finally free

https://twitter.com/tobydoyhowell/status/1632792595465207809?s=20

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:35

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

WarMECH posted:

air fryers are good at cooking stuff like frozen foods (fries, tater tots, chicken fingers) but for everything else i prefer a real oven

I don't have one, I got limited counter space! I am a basic bitch though and do love my instant pot.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:35

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

UFOTacoMan posted:

cut my hot dog into pieces
it's in my mac and cheese

-- Joe Cocker

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:35

gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/davenewworld_2/status/1632710048378941440

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:35

Oglethorpe: Aug 8, 2005

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:36

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Ya know?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:36

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

mastodon is such a dumb name for a social media platform

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:37

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Oglethorpe posted:

Twitter can get DDOS'd? Has that ever happened before?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:37

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

CaptainBeefart posted:

lmao

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:37

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

External Organs posted:

Ya know?

looks like a richard nixon breakfast

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:38

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Good Citizen posted:

lol have any of these scrubs ever cooked something that wasn’t just reheated precooked poo poo from the freezer aisle or a pasta with a jar/packet sauce?

Aren't these some of the poorest people in the country? Counterintuitively it costs more to cook.
E: when you are poor

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:38

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

External Organs posted:

Ya know?

I don't wanna know

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:38

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:39

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003; Can't post for 6 hours!

External Organs posted:

Ya know?

ah, cum apples

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:39

WarMECH: Dec 23, 2004

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

didnt nikki haley say this at cpac as well?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:39

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

thousands of therapists' phones are going off all at once right now as suppressed panic and anxiety bubble up from grey matter, making love to neurons with the passion and libido of new partners. voicemails fill with the short, cryptic phrase of unknown origins: Something went wrong

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:40

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

goth smoking cloves posted:

Oh god now we might have to actually reply to each other

Jimbee picked a pack of Pepper, Pickles

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:40

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

btw a train derailed just east of Austin, if you're keeping a spreadsheet

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:40

Sherbert Hoover: Dec 12, 2019; Working hard, thank you!

emfive posted:

btw a train derailed just east of Austin, if you're keeping a spreadsheet

just go forward and backward, what is the problem here

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:41

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Twitter Influencers - Now you Are Free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBE-uBgtINg

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:42

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

emfive posted:

btw a train derailed just east of Austin, if you're keeping a spreadsheet

mondays eh?

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:42

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

emfive posted:

btw a train derailed just east of Austin, if you're keeping a spreadsheet

Wow, weird thing to bring up when there is an emergency Twitter outage, thought you had better priorities.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:43

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

AxGrap posted:

code:

                               .-.._    ___
                            ,-'   |:\ /'--.`.
                           /'    ,|:|/::::| '\
                         ,'  ,.-:::::::::::.  \
                       _/' /::::::::::::::::`  \
                      /'  ':::::::_,--.::::::`.'\
                     /  ,'::::.,-'     `\::::::||
                    |  /:::_/'           `\::::||
                    |  \::-                \:::||
                    /_                      \_/ |
                   |  '-._                      /
                   |'.    '`-..._              |
                   ..  '--_             ''----.|
                   | `._   '-----  '''----__,..\
                   |.._ '-.._________..--'   ,'|_
                   |   `--..__            _,' /| ''--.
 ''''''---..__     |          '`-------'''   /-\ .-.._\_
              '-\__ \-----....__        _..'   ,.-. `. .`\
                   '`.          """--"""    _/' _. \ \  | \
                      \--..___       ___..--   / | ' |  |  \   ___...---
             _,........\      """--""        ./  |/-..__=..|,-'
   ______, ''           `            __,...-''  ,'     -.. '
,-'                      `.-...,-''''          - |        '`----------
                          \              _.,-'' .'
                           \ ..______.,-'      ,'
                            '-.             ,/'
                               ''---'......-'
                                                    /`-._
                                                    |::::""--.._
                                /(     )\           /::::::;;;;;\____
                                \\  _  //          /;;::::::;;;;;;;;;\
                    _           / \(_)/ \         /;;;;:::::::;;;;;;;;\___
                   /;|          |       <        |;;;;;;;:::::::;;;;;;:::;\
              ,-._/;;\           \_    /        /;;;;;;;;;:::::::::::;;;;;;|
         _.-;;::::;;;;\           /    |       /;;;;;:::::::::;;;:::::;;;;;;\
        /;;::;;;;;;;;;;\          |    /     _/;;;;::::::::::;;;;;:::::;;;;;;\
    _.-;::::::;;;;;;;;;;\         \__  \    /;;;;;:::::::::;;;;;::::;;;;;;;;;;\
_.-;;;::::::::::;;;;;;;;;\           `-'   /;;;;:::::::::;;;;;;;;;::;;;;;;;;;;;\
;;;;;:::::::::::::;;;;;;;;|               /;;;;;:::::;;;;;;;;;;;:::::;;;;;;;;JRO\

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:45

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:45

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Musk is going to die in a freak accident one day and nobody can get into Twitter anymore.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:45

BoothBaberGinsburg: Jan 4, 2021

Bilirubin posted:

Jimbee picked a pack of Pepper, Pickles

lol

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:45

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 31, 2024 02:10

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Musk is going to die in a freak accident one day and nobody can get into Twitter anymore.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:46

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > [TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

«‹›1856 »