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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Stare-Out posted:

I didn't bring the sedative pistol and he had two assassins around who would've wasted me instantly if I threw an axe at him. I wound up buying a sniper and shot him from below. :effort:
I'm curious if you had shot him with a tranq if gravity would've fixed itself and it counted as an accident kill.

Also I forgot to share this one when it happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVg-qOVAG4

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



SubponticatePoster posted:

Also I forgot to share this one when it happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVg-qOVAG4

:stonklol:

I was kinda hoping it would lead to a finger guns glitch, but things got weirder than I imagined

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
In all likelihood I'll never play RDR2, but I'm really glad other people do so I get to see poo poo like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brp5iwZoCoc

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Nordick posted:

In all likelihood I'll never play RDR2, but I'm really glad other people do so I get to see poo poo like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brp5iwZoCoc

this is genius

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Nordick posted:

In all likelihood I'll never play RDR2, but I'm really glad other people do so I get to see poo poo like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brp5iwZoCoc

Lmao :perfect:

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
I am assuming that's a cutscene? That is amazing with the sudden 'cougar out of nowhere' attacks.

Angry Diplomat
Nov 7, 2009

Winner of the TSR Memorial Award for Excellence In Grogging

Nordick posted:

In all likelihood I'll never play RDR2, but I'm really glad other people do so I get to see poo poo like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brp5iwZoCoc

I'm in loving stitches holy poo poo

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



holy loly

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

I am assuming that's a cutscene? That is amazing with the sudden 'cougar out of nowhere' attacks.

It is but there are QTEs during it so it’s not pre-rendered

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

loving RDR and cougars.

RDR: Undead Nightmare on PS3 developed a glitch where, from the very beginning of the game, Abigail was swapped with a zombie cougar. Not just the character model, a whole-rear end cougar. It was funny right up until the point where you must lasso and hogtie her to progress. Turns out you can't tie up a large, undead cat. Can't really do that with a small, live one either.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating
That Cougar has some incredible comedic timing, goddamn

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Star Citizen is going well, I see

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Honestly pretty neat, that it was actually possible to bring him to the ship and leave.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Reminds me of when people would "kidnap" flightmasters in WoW. Does that Star citizen NPC do anything important?

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



I'm sad they didn't try to interact with them after leaving the planet. What happens if you purchase a ship from them in that state?

Icedude
Mar 30, 2004

He's entirely decorative, the actual store is a computer terminal in the showroom itself. You can't interact with him at all normally.

I'm surprised they found a way to use the tractor beam inside a city, that's normally blocked by the safe zone.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
So how about that RDR2 video, but with two cougars?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdV2HuIG2sQ

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Megillah Gorilla posted:

So how about that RDR2 video, but with two cougars?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdV2HuIG2sQ

it's so loving good

e, holy poo poo the guys get involved in this one, it's hilarious.

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
Why are they so mad at each other? lol he hit that guy in the rear end with a hammer like 15 times!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mercury_Storm posted:

Why are they so mad at each other? lol he hit that guy in the rear end with a hammer like 15 times!

you ever played the RD games? the main characters are not good people lol.

Jawnycat
Jul 9, 2015
The random bird slowly tilting 90 degrees and then repeatedly phasing through the beam got to me something bad.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Holy lmao @ the dudes dancing in sync while one is gettin mauled

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Mercury_Storm posted:

Why are they so mad at each other? lol he hit that guy in the rear end with a hammer like 15 times!

Often in games, any damage an AI takes, they'll blame the player. So I'm assuming that's the "logic" behind that bit of chaos.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSWxRy_wMmk

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Often in games, any damage an AI takes, they'll blame the player. So I'm assuming that's the "logic" behind that bit of chaos.

I've never actually played the game, but there's too much weirdness going on in the video to be just a glitch IMO. I'm guessing someones messing with actor states using a third party program.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Megillah Gorilla posted:

So how about that RDR2 video, but with two cougars?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdV2HuIG2sQ

Holy poo poo, my partner and I were both absolutely losing it at this.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://twitter.com/sprucelass/status/1441433049850425344

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Finally, an FPS that lets you be Star Platinum

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022


lmfao

Is there a pyf stupid rear end SFM video cos I could go for that

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


Omae Wa Mou Guritchi

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel

All that's old is new again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93IOL_pYkp4
(this was extremely patched out)

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Nancy posted:

What the hell is this, when did Star Citizen decide to add Cronenberg mechanics



Also kind of questioning why human eyeballs growing on machinery doesn't run up against the super realism goal or whatever.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

So they added eye scream machines, cool.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
How else do you suppose you travel through the Warp?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Star citizen fans want to kidnap people and steal their organs, the devs are just building an economy for it.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Marcade posted:

Not sure it counts since this was a glitch from a mod rather than a base game, but XCOM 2 gave me a fantastic screw up. For those who don't know, there are missions in XCOM 2 where you have to protect NPC humans from alien assault. In these missions are "faceless" which are shapeshifters that hide as normal humans and then trigger when your units get close or the other alien units are killed off. There are usually only two or three on any given mission. One of the (many) mods I was running glitched on one of these missions and I ended up with only a single pack of aliens and a few dozen NPCs. I killed off the alien squad and as expected faceless revealed themselves. And revealed themselves. And revealed themselves. The game spawned (IIRC) 31 faceless before it gave up. There were no normal humans.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011



lmfao

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




wtf hat actually looks like a game worth playing

Jawnycat
Jul 9, 2015
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/785674427748188221/1083872099715780658/aa701115dfbf1d46e1b048763edc0ec5bd5d2bee.mp4

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA

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