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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

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VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

are we sure elon isn't a goon

he has a lot of projects that go terribly awry is why i ask

he probably got run out of fyad like 20 years ago

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:47

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 00:38

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Wish I could send this back in time to the fountain fathers to see what they'd think.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:47

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Bilirubin posted:

Jimbee picked a pack of Pepper, Pickles

Lol

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:48

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Twitter can get DDOS'd? Has that ever happened before?

LOL and if not, why not

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:49

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

The Democrats are using their Prosecutors to try and steal another Presidential Election. The only candidate they don�t want to run against is �TRUMP,� me, despite their DISINFORMATION campaign to the contrary. I beat them twice, did MUCH BETTER the second time, and they don�t want to do it again � Will be a lot tougher for them to Cheat and Rigg the Election, and that�s why they are using their City, State, and Federal Prosecutors. Republicans in Congress are watching closely. DOJ SHOULD STOP!

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:49

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

AxGrap posted:

Aren't these some of the poorest people in the country? Counterintuitively it costs more to cook.
E: when you are poor

Even more to grow it yourself

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:50

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

Truth did an old school forums invasion and twitter couldn't handle the strain

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:50

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Can't post for 4 hours!; Bread Liar

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Musk is going to die in a freak accident one day and nobody can get into Twitter anymore.

inshallah

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:50

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:51

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Can't post for 4 hours!; Bread Liar

VideoKid posted:

he probably got run out of fyad like 20 years ago

sometimes the most obvious answer is the correct one

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:52

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

AxGrap posted:

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First thing I see every morning, my huge dong and my little Maud'Dib tattoo

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:52

BoothBaberGinsburg: Jan 4, 2021

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

The Democrats are using their Prosecutors to try and steal another Presidential Election. The only candidate they don’t want to run against is “TRUMP,” me, despite their DISINFORMATION campaign to the contrary. I beat them twice, did MUCH BETTER the second time, and they don’t want to do it again — Will be a lot tougher for them to Cheat and Rigg the Election, and that’s why they are using their City, State, and Federal Prosecutors. Republicans in Congress are watching closely. DOJ SHOULD STOP!

thou will not thrice Cheate and Rigge the election

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:52

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Neither of the people responsible for telling me what to do are in the office today so I'm watching twitter eat poo poo

teourmp

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:53

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

VideoKid posted:

he probably got run out of fyad like 20 years ago

Nah, he's such a standard redditor

baseline baseline

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:53

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Trump hates Riggers.

this fact is indisputable.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:53

Sherbert Hoover: Dec 12, 2019; Working hard, thank you!

UFOTacoMan posted:

lmao

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:53

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Can't post for 5 hours!; Ultra Carp

AxGrap posted:

Lol wtf. Does mastodon somehow rely on Twitter or is this a bigger issue

lol

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:54

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1632800452571004928?s=20

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:55

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Elom Musk yesterday: Yeah, I'll pay twitter 'creators' it's in the works

Twitter today: you get NOTHING

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:55

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Bethamphetamine posted:

Trump hates Riggers.

this fact is indisputable.

well that's stupid drones are a great force multiplier on any shadowrun op

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:56

Hockenheim: Oct 20, 2022; by VG

UFOTacoMan posted:

you do you buddy :911:

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:56

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1632800452571004928?s=20

They fixed it

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:56

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1632795933741129728

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:58

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003; Can't post for 6 minutes!

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1632795933741129728

arfjason was musk all along

# ? Mar 6, 2023 18:59

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1632795933741129728

yes, idiocracy, a movie famously anti farming

# ? Mar 6, 2023 19:00

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1632795933741129728

how is he this loving lame

# ? Mar 6, 2023 19:01

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Can't post for 5 hours!; Ultra Carp

Hockenheim posted:

you do you buddy

he obviously does his trump sex doll

# ? Mar 6, 2023 19:02

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

Buddykins posted:

how is he this loving lame

money strips humans of their ability to be cool.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 19:02

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Good Citizen posted:

yes, idiocracy, a movie famously anti farming

Imma suggest he was possibly high while making that post

# ? Mar 6, 2023 19:03

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/jonathanchait/status/1632779764275478530?s=20

got em!!

# ? Mar 6, 2023 19:05

Soup du Jour: Sep 8, 2011; I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

arfjason was musk all along

�idiocracy is turning into a documentary� and �concerning� being posted back and forth at each other, eternally

# ? Mar 6, 2023 19:06

BoothBaberGinsburg: Jan 4, 2021

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/jonathanchait/status/1632779764275478530?s=20

got em!!

loving liberals man

he said he wants to "wipe out" a group of people, but what could this mean? in this essay,

# ? Mar 6, 2023 19:07

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I have a killer sinus headache today

# ? Mar 6, 2023 19:09

Morter: Jul 1, 2006; Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/jonathanchait/status/1632779764275478530?s=20

right, so give transgenders all the rights, what's the loving problem here

# ? Mar 6, 2023 19:09

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Can't post for 5 hours!; Ultra Carp

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

loving liberals man

he said he wants to "wipe out" a group of people, but what could this mean? in this essay,

# ? Mar 6, 2023 19:10

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

loving liberals man

he said he wants to "wipe out" a group of people, but what could this mean? in this essay,

# ? Mar 6, 2023 19:10

Greg Legg: Oct 6, 2004

There are so many people out sick at work already that I can't get anything done. They just told me that at least one of them is out with covid so that pretty much means the rest of the week is shot. This never happened when Trump was President! It might be time to update the resume and get the hell out of here.

# ? Mar 6, 2023 19:11