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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

By popular demand posted:

:catstare:And dude seems so proud of his homegrown skin pauldrons.


+2 vs slashing/piercing weapons and a bonus to his save vs fire and acid. Seems like a good trade.

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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

new traps just dropped

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I’m gonna shove a piece of glass up your rear end you racist piece of poo poo.

no

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Chrpno posted:

what about the rascals

Jesus

We got ambushed by 20-30 once and our car disabled with a car-trap and they got close enough to knock the side mirrors off with running throws of beer bottles

Managed to get out of there safely, but hell that's some nightmare fuel

necroid
May 14, 2009

Waltzing Along posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CPu9c1Qp6c&t=4s

I think this video has you covered on what is gay.


Eating pussy is gay.
Wiping your rear end is gay.
Washing your rear end is gay.
I think eating dessert is gay so the nuts don't even matter.

lol just listened to this while working and it's hilarious how stupid most of this poo poo is

the other night I was trying to explain to a recently single male friend that most of his efforts exploring tinder dating will be aimed at proving that he's not one of these dweebs, since many women are increasingly tired of being manipulated into a few dates only to discover this kind of brain rot when they drop the act and start revealing red flag after red flag

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
So everyones been gay all along?
Forums knew since forever.

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Lol yeah that’s not a random NH plate

That is a random plate. Vanity plates in NH have the Old Man off to the right side instead of in the middle like the OP’s photo

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness


"Fire safety armband"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


My brain: well this doesn't seem bad, people should be more aware about fire saf.... OH HOLD ON

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Well that's an unfortunate design.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
They should put a star instead, for the Heroes who risk themselves to protect us.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
guys this is freakin EPIC

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy


Worst pitch in history?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


He appears to be describing an extremely long hot dog sandwich while making that statement too, for some reason.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

By popular demand posted:

He appears to be describing an extremely long hot dog sandwich while making that statement too, for some reason.

It was the biggest meatball you've ever seen

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

Queen Gnome posted:



"Fire safety armband"


It’s a man running!

https://youtu.be/euTLKWOfgUM

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Waltzing Along posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CPu9c1Qp6c&t=4s

I think this video has you covered on what is gay.


Eating pussy is gay.
Wiping your rear end is gay.
Washing your rear end is gay.
I think eating dessert is gay so the nuts don't even matter.

IS IT GAY TO BE BORN

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Anything having to do with women makes dudes more feminine, and therefore more gay. Thus the most ungay thing you can do is have sex with many buff, hairy dudes. Remember:

No gals in sight? Son, you're alright!
A lady you've done? My poor gay son.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Very much so. You're either touching pussy or sharing a space where a dick and cum used to be. Super gay no matter what. I guess C-section is still hetero?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



100% of all gay people were born at some point, CAN YOU TAKE THE RISK?!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Yes, and also when you’re born you cuck your dad and turn him gay

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
is it actually possible to be ungay?

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Yes, and also when you’re born you cuck your dad and turn him gay

Reminds me of that post in r/relationships where a dad was pissed he was raising a daughter as she would eventually get married and have sex with her husband, therefore cucking the dad as he spent all that time, energy, and money raising her but doesn't get to gently caress her.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Yolomon Wayne posted:

is it actually possible to be ungay?

I think you need to be raised from the gay by a necromancer for that.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVmw3ZhdzEs

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Yolomon Wayne posted:

is it actually possible to be ungay?

Yeah but it involves castrating yourself on the peak of Mount Everest, most people don’t consider it worth it, the rest die in the attempt.

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Get the Sherpa to carry you up on his back and then cut his balls off :eng101:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

limp_cheese posted:

Reminds me of that post in r/relationships where a dad was pissed he was raising a daughter as she would eventually get married and have sex with her husband, therefore cucking the dad as he spent all that time, energy, and money raising her but doesn't get to gently caress her.

Proof that having sex doesn’t cure incels

DiomedesGodshill
Feb 21, 2009

mobby_6kl posted:



Worst pitch in history?

:barf:

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Jillian poo poo posted:

Get the Sherpa to carry you up on his back and then cut his balls off :eng101:

Pretty sure Alistair Crowley already did that

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
I am a man I climbed out of the ground, fully formed

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Robo Reagan posted:

guys this is freakin EPIC



A creepy thing I learned a while back is that there's a weird subculture obsessed with the actors who play Disney park Peter Pan.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

By popular demand posted:

Also gently caress that gendered chocolate, if you try to deny me my sweets by arbitrarily classing them I'll punch you.

I don't know why, but gender segregated chocolate is actually a thing in Germany:



It's literally called "Men chocolate" and has been in supermarkets for as long as I can remember. Dunno what would happen if a women was to actually try to eat it. Maybe it's poisonous to women? Or the police will come and arrests you?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

GABA ghoul posted:

I don't know why, but gender segregated chocolate is actually a thing in Germany:



It's literally called "Men chocolate" and has been in supermarkets for as long as I can remember. Dunno what would happen if a women was to actually try to eat it. Maybe it's poisonous to women? Or the police will come and arrests you?

It's highly teratogenic, actually. It's more of a warning than a brand.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

GABA ghoul posted:

I don't know why, but gender segregated chocolate is actually a thing in Germany:



It's literally called "Men chocolate" and has been in supermarkets for as long as I can remember. Dunno what would happen if a women was to actually try to eat it. Maybe it's poisonous to women? Or the police will come and arrests you?

Chocolate for black gentlemen? German is uncharacteristically ambiguous in this case!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

TotalLossBrain posted:

Chocolate for black gentlemen?

I read it as "Black Master's Chocolate" because I started and stopped learning German in the fourth grade.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I read it as "Black Master's Chocolate" because I started and stopped learning German in the fourth grade.

That was the second thought that crossed my mind. I'm a native German speaker, but two decades removed from the country itself.

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



mobby_6kl posted:



Worst pitch in history?

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


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