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Capfalcon
Apr 6, 2012

No Boots on the Ground,
Puny Mortals!

He was Good, not good, in the sense that he (presumably) advanced the cause of the Upper planes against the forces of Evil, but wasn't that concerned with his son's soccer match. Just because he's a bitter jerk doesn't mean he didn't do a decent amount of Good in his life.

If anything, I'm questioning why he's lawful when his whole schtick is getting annoyed when people try to hold him to obligations, familial or otherwise.

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I think if he suffers consequences it'll be for things he did after he died. Can they punish him for that? Would roy be happy about that?

Roobanguy
May 31, 2011

habeasdorkus posted:

Isn't the only reason Eugene's not in Lawful Good heaven is because of his blood oath? Guy is by all appearances a not great parent, but he's not actually evil.

if roy almost got kicked down to neutral heaven for almost getting his party killed back in the day, there's no way that eugene was actually going to be able to get into Lawful good heaven. i'm betting the joke with eugene is that when he finally does get his interview it was that the waiting was always pointless because he was never going to be able to get in.

Vizuyos
Jun 17, 2020

Thank U for reading

If you hated it...
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habeasdorkus posted:

Isn't the only reason Eugene's not in Lawful Good heaven is because of his blood oath? Guy is by all appearances a not great parent, but he's not actually evil.

That's the only reason he's not in a real afterlife, but I'm not sure that they've firmly decided which afterlife he's heading to yet.

Judging from the evaluation Roy got, I suspect Eugene isn't ever actually making it to Lawful Good Land. The deva laid out several criteria for Roy:
  • he was Good because he regularly battled the forces of Evil without expecting compensation, and avoided any huge permanent moral lapses
  • he was Lawful because he was "someone for whom the idea of Responsibility was central"
  • even when he failed at those things, he kept trying, struggling to live up to the ideal of "Lawful Good" no matter how tough it got or how many times he screwed up

Items 2 and 3 aren't so great for Eugene, because his defining trait in life was apparently to neglect or abandon anything that was annoying or stopped holding his interest. He abandoned his Blood Oath, he neglected his family...it doesn't really seem like "responsibility" ranks high on his list of priorities, to the point where he's already facing divine punishment for intentionally neglecting the oath he swore. That's not very Lawful!

As for "Good"? Even if his "hey, the destruction of the entire world sounds great for me personally" idea came only after death, it doesn't exactly suggest that he's the kind of guy to prioritize moral or ethical concerns over his own personal convenience. Eugene didn't spend his life battling the forces of Evil, either, and even his hatred of Xykon came from a personal grudge.

Cattail Prophet
Apr 12, 2014

Do we know the alignments of everyone that voted yes at the godsmoot? Because it seems pretty lovely to dock Eugene points for wanting the world to be destroyed if it's something he has in common with literal Good gods.

That's not to say it won't happen, of course. The gods not holding themselves to their own standards would be extremely in character.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Cattail Prophet posted:

Do we know the alignments of everyone that voted yes at the godsmoot? Because it seems pretty lovely to dock Eugene points for wanting the world to be destroyed if it's something he has in common with literal Good gods.

That's not to say it won't happen, of course. The gods not holding themselves to their own standards would be extremely in character.

Motivation is key there. Ending the world so that the gods themselves can be protected and create new worlds is an arguably good thing, at least in a "greater good" kind of sense. Ending the world so that you personally are freed from an obligation within it is not.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Eugene seems to have always looked to the Law with at least a little "what can it do for ME though?"

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I'm not sure if post-mortem actions or feelings count for heaven's judgement, but any desire he may have had for the gods to destroy the world would probably be cancelled out by the fact that he is the reason why Roy is out there trying to save the gates in the first place. We don't really know much about his life, but arguing with and having a troubled relationship with his son doesn't really sound very evil by itself. It sounds like he just repeated his relationship with his own dad.

I feel like goons are disproportionately in favor of severing their parents, but that's not really a relevant concept because Euene is dead. Roy doesn't actually have control over having contact with Eugene, and if he finally defeats Xykon that'll be it. You don't sever the dead unless you're trying to break down a body to make it easier to hide. You make peace with the dead.

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice
Also remember we only ever got glimpses, and many of which are from potentially unreliable narrators. He lived a much longer life than Roy has to date and we don't know what kinds of adventures he went on or what he did during them.

e: Maybe I'm misremembering one of the books but didn't he actually get to an interview with a Deva? Who was like "Yup everything looks good, but what's this about a blood oath?"

e2: Yup Start of Darkness towards the end, Eugene has his interview with a Deva and they're basically "Yeah only a few minor bad marks here like editing your own wikipedia article" with the implication that the only reason Eugene can't get into the Celestial realm is because of the Blood Oath. "We can't let you into the Celestial Realm without your certification" (paraphrasing) is basically what they say.

Raenir Salazar fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Mar 6, 2023

Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things
Yeah, its also worth remembering we're only seeing parts of Eugene. Roy's mom had a pretty good conversation with him when he died about it, but Eugene does genuinely seem to have fully dedicated his life to various causes for years at a time before losing interest and moving on to a new one.

This obviously led to him treating his family pretty terribly once he moved past his 'I want to be a good husband and father' stage, but based on the things we know he did try to accomplish in his life it seems likely he spent his life doing good (or trying to) in one form or another.

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
Yeah, he probably spent all that time away from his family protecting people from evildoers.

A lot of great people were terrible parents.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Yeah, Eugene was a high level adventurer. He was absolutely off saving kingdoms and foiling warlocks while neglecting his kids.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you
I recall it was stated that things Eugene did after his death don’t count. He already got his placement even if it’s delayed.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

There was an interesting bit in the Start of Darkness where Eugene passes up an opportunity to go fight Xykon and fulfill his blood oath because he has a family who needs him to support, and he needs to be there for them instead of dying for his own personal vendetta. And then it turns out that he missed Roy's soccer game for that meeting. So he ended up doing a thing that would make him a bad dead dad in his attempts to be a good alive dad. He really did care for being a father, he just couldn't really express it in like an interpersonal way.

And now he's stuck having conversations with his formerly estranged son.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

ikanreed posted:

I think if he suffers consequences it'll be for things he did after he died. Can they punish him for that? Would roy be happy about that?

A system that has so much existing as a spirit and resurrection surely has to account for post-death morality.

SlothfulCobra posted:

I feel like goons are disproportionately in favor of severing their parents, but that's not really a relevant concept because Euene is dead. Roy doesn't actually have control over having contact with Eugene, and if he finally defeats Xykon that'll be it. You don't sever the dead unless you're trying to break down a body to make it easier to hide. You make peace with the dead.

Him being dead is a very different thing in a world where death demonstrably does not stop you actively being in someone's life.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition

Capfalcon posted:

If anything, I'm questioning why he's lawful when his whole schtick is getting annoyed when people try to hold him to obligations, familial or otherwise.

Eugene's issue, as explained by his late wife, is that he can maintain absolute, unwavering dedication to a single task, but only so long as he thinks it's important. He is visibly a clear believer in ordered systems, such as justice, but only his own order.

He was the best husband in the world, but once he picked up a new obsession, he was effectively out of his family's life. Worse, he didn't understand why they didn't prioritize things the same way he did. That's inconsiderate, but it's still an ordered system.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Taciturn Tactician posted:

A system that has so much existing as a spirit and resurrection surely has to account for post-death morality.



Even accounting for multiple entire Pantheons of omnipotent rules lawyers super concerned about where souls go?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Most souls don't get much of a chance to do anything outside of their assigned outer plane. Eugene's a very special case.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




habeasdorkus posted:

Isn't the only reason Eugene's not in Lawful Good heaven is because of his blood oath? Guy is by all appearances a not great parent, but he's not actually evil.

He was an adventurer and probably killed loads of evil things, saving lots of people. But so does a CN adventurer. Slaying evil things is good, but it isn't enough on it's own to get you into the LG afterlife.

Roy was nearly bumped down to the NG afterlife. Is Eugene more LG than Roy?

Facebook Aunt fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Mar 6, 2023

lightrook
Nov 7, 2016

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Facebook Aunt posted:

He was an adventurer and probably killed loads of evil things, saving lots of people. But so does a CN adventurer. Slaying evil things is good, but it isn't enough on it's own to get you into the LG afterlife.

Roy was nearly bumped down to the NG afterlife. Is Eugene more LG than Roy?

At this point, the old man's probably had plenty of time to just bug off and enter a different afterlife, so if anything, it's his dogged insistence on getting into the LG afterlife, with all the bureaucratic functions it entails, that makes him Lawful Good.

Phenotype
Jul 24, 2007

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.



skeleton warrior posted:

There’s also “Roy clearly wins despite his father, and his father briefly seems proud but then lapses into criticism again” which feels like how Rich might have wrapped it up if this strip ended at #150, but I think we’re way too invested for “ha, that Eugene, he’ll never change” to feel right.

SlothfulCobra posted:

I feel like goons are disproportionately in favor of severing their parents, but that's not really a relevant concept because Eugene is dead. Roy doesn't actually have control over having contact with Eugene, and if he finally defeats Xykon that'll be it. You don't sever the dead unless you're trying to break down a body to make it easier to hide. You make peace with the dead.

Yeah, I honestly don't think Eugene's ending needs to be anything in particular. The important arc wrt to Eugene is Roy's arc, and he's already made his peace with his father being terrible and then dying (and continuing to be kinda terrible.) And now Eugene's dead, and not allowed to visit the family even if he DOES get into the afterlife eventually. He doesn't matter anymore. If he briefly seems proud but then lapses into criticism again, then who cares, Roy doesn't want to talk to him anyway.

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice
I'm actually not sure if Eugene cares about the LG afterlife specifically, maybe a strip in the mainline comic implies or says it, but in Start of Darkness he seemed to only really care about being in the Good afterlives, and the Blood Oath I think was stopping him from getting into any of them. Only the Celestial Afterlife was specified, which could be any of them.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
No, the celestial afterlife is specifically the lawful good one, Mt. Celestia. The other good afterlives would be elysian, bytopic or... I wanna say arboreal?

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

No, the celestial afterlife is specifically the lawful good one, Mt. Celestia. The other good afterlives would be elysian, bytopic or... I wanna say arboreal?

Those plus uh, beastlandic??

Capfalcon
Apr 6, 2012

No Boots on the Ground,
Puny Mortals!

Taciturn Tactician posted:

A system that has so much existing as a spirit and resurrection surely has to account for post-death morality.

Him being dead is a very different thing in a world where death demonstrably does not stop you actively being in someone's life.

Yeah, he also mugged an angel while he was in the waiting room. Seems like something that, while rare, Heaven would want to discourage.

TheAceOfLungs
Aug 4, 2010
Does Eugene have ADD or something? Hyper focus, then lose interest, something like that?

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Taciturn Tactician posted:

A system that has so much existing as a spirit and resurrection surely has to account for post-death morality.

AFAIK you're incapable of changing at all after you die so no

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

TheAceOfLungs posted:

Does Eugene have ADD or something? Hyper focus, then lose interest, something like that?

That's a completely different alignment chart

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

SlothfulCobra posted:

I feel like goons are disproportionately in favor of severing their parents, but that's not really a relevant concept because Euene is dead. Roy doesn't actually have control over having contact with Eugene,

He does, actually. Roy just has to ditch the sword and contact stops. :getin:

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
Lipstick Apathy

Cup Runneth Over posted:

AFAIK you're incapable of changing at all after you die so no

Then if you're incapable of changing after you die and you do terrible things after you die, you have to have been a person who would do that before you died, therefore judging you for those actions is judging the person you were before you died :v:

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Taciturn Tactician posted:

Then if you're incapable of changing after you die and you do terrible things after you die, you have to have been a person who would do that before you died, therefore judging you for those actions is judging the person you were before you died :v:

I think you're working your way towards Calvinism.

TheAceOfLungs
Aug 4, 2010

SlothfulCobra posted:

I think you're working your way towards Calvinism.

Everyone's alignment has been predetermined. Only those fated to be Lawful Good will become so.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

TheAceOfLungs posted:

Does Eugene have ADD or something? Hyper focus, then lose interest, something like that?

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

That's a completely different alignment chart
Does that make me lawful autistic? :v:

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


fool of sound posted:

Those plus uh, beastlandic??

sorry kevin and kell is definitely a chaotic evil afterlife

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition

TheAceOfLungs posted:

Does Eugene have ADD or something? Hyper focus, then lose interest, something like that?

I went ahead and looked it up:

https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0495.html

I wouldn't diagnose him with anything, but Eugene's issue is that he doesn't see things through to a natural conclusion.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Shugojin posted:

sorry kevin and kell is definitely a chaotic evil afterlife

But think of all that delicious orange soda!

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Thaddius the Large posted:

But think of all that delicious orange soda!
Is Kel Chaotic Good or Chaotic Neutral? I haven't watched that show in literal decades, but he's a lot like Elan now that I think about it...

TheAceOfLungs
Aug 4, 2010

Thaddius the Large posted:

But think of all that delicious orange soda!

Quick! Grab some furry comics, some 90s software humor, and an inflatable hedgehog and meet me at Bill Gates's house in 30 minutes!

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Aw, here it goes!

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mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

girl dick energy posted:

Is Kel Chaotic Good or Chaotic Neutral? I haven't watched that show in literal decades, but he's a lot like Elan now that I think about it...

Update the all batman alignment chart but its all kel

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