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Dude is just trying to get a massive corporation to get their loving paperwork in order, and Elon is approaching this as if he was begging to keep his job, toying with him like a cat with his prey. This is pathetic.
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Data Graham posted:I had to go outside to laugh properly at this Same. That was a really solid joke
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Mar 7, 2023 02:50
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Aramis posted:Dude is just trying to get a massive corporation to get their loving paperwork in order, and Elon is approaching this as if he was begging to keep his job, toying with him like a cat with his prey. This is pathetic. Made my first tweet in like ten years just to call Elon a loser over this lol
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Mar 7, 2023 02:55
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Elon needs to get pushed down another flight of stairs.
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Mar 7, 2023 02:58
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Elon Musk paid $44 billion to be customer support lol
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Mar 7, 2023 03:00
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Steadiman posted:HR apparently magically managed to reply just now to let him know he was no longer employed after 9 days of radio silence. This is so embarrassing A well oiled machine. Like that grotesque yacht body Elon was showing off a few months back 
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Mar 7, 2023 03:06
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kazil posted:a reply about dating AOC, isnt she getting married. lol at regressive fixation on strong women that told them to shut the gently caress up. also double lol at doing HR things on public parts of birdsite, like atleast do the simpsons joke of going to the kitchen and sliding the the bead curtain out
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Mar 7, 2023 03:07
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E the Shaggy posted:"If you want to feel good, stop using my product." Is he actually loving referencing the Lego Movie in 2023?
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Elon needs to get pushed down another flight of stairs. I vote cliff.
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Mar 7, 2023 03:15
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TotalLossBrain posted:A well oiled machine. Like that grotesque yacht body Elon was showing off a few months back This is your body when Joe Rogan tells you to take HGH but you don't want to hit the gym.
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The Last Call posted:I vote cliff. A Mt. Everest sized one. F_Shit_Fitzgerald fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Mar 7, 2023 |
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Mar 7, 2023 03:17
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Time_pants posted:Is he actually loving referencing the Lego Movie in 2023? I'm a gigantic Lego loser and actually buy these toys for myself and even I have no earthly loving clue what he's talking about edit : what I'm wondering is how many times has he seen the Lego movie that he just compares things irl to it. Elong Mugg just watching children movies on repeat while he's bumping lines and jerking off probably Punkinhead fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Mar 7, 2023 |
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Mar 7, 2023 03:23
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:A Mt. Everest sized one. Olympus Mons feels more suitable for the rocket man.
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PinheadSlim posted:I'm a gigantic Lego loser and actually buy these toys for myself and even I have no earthly loving clue what he's talking about
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Mar 7, 2023 03:32
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Jeez that conversation with the guy from Iceland is pretty horrific. There’s no other way that makes him look besides a narcissistic imbecile to anyone besides his diehard stans.
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Mar 7, 2023 03:41
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Ignis posted:https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1632911907798786048 Jfc here's his reply after the guy writes a detailed list of his duties (and checks first if he can write it due to confidentiality) https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1632915629765447681?s=20
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Mar 7, 2023 03:42
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Queen Gnome posted:Jfc here's his reply after the guy writes a detailed list of his duties (and checks first if he can write it due to confidentiality) I hope this poo poo, which is as cringe as airing your dirty laundry with your ex, leaks some confidential data that a hacker uses to break twitter for good
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Mar 7, 2023 03:50
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E the Shaggy posted:This is your body when Joe Rogan tells you to take HGH but you don't want to hit the gym. i wonder if musk's body is ready for this summer, surelly doing a ton of drugs and having 23.99999 hours birdsite scrolling is good for muscle development right?
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Mar 7, 2023 03:51
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He'll have a nice 'staring at a computer screen for 18 hours a day' face tan.
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Mar 7, 2023 03:52
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PhazonLink posted:i wonder if musk's body is ready for this summer, surelly doing a ton of drugs and having 23.99999 hours birdsite scrolling is good for muscle development right? He's fine. He took a bunch of medication from diabetics to lose weight.
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Mar 7, 2023 03:52
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It’s no wonder that lumpy idiot has two bodyguards I would definitely want to murder him too
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Mar 7, 2023 03:53
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Queen Gnome posted:Jfc here's his reply after the guy writes a detailed list of his duties (and checks first if he can write it due to confidentiality) this is the most unprofessional thing ive ever seen and ive seen heavy equipment operated by drunks
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Mar 7, 2023 03:55
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Watch Twitter legal argue that musk saying "ya dude tweet it bro" is not enough to break an NDA and sue the kid into oblivion. 🤣
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Mar 7, 2023 03:57
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Animal-Mother posted:heavy equipment operated by drunks That's not the worst analogy I've seen for Musk running Twitter
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Mar 7, 2023 03:57
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Imagine if one of the things to "help with the youths" was don't steal and use ancient memes that they don't find funny.
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Mar 7, 2023 03:58
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I would absolutely be leaking everything “accidentally” if Musk is baiting like that.
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Mar 7, 2023 04:01
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This is what he's comfortable showing in public. Imagine what's being said behind closed doors.
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Mar 7, 2023 04:03
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"Please post confidential information about my companies customers and product in this public forum" -a very smart man "Pics or it didn't happen" -Elon musk to the (former) employee locked out of company systems containing said pics. "I have access to my companies database of workers and their roles. If one were to be confused about his current role or lack of a role, this can and should be handled behind closed doors in house and not in the public eye" -literally anyone but Elon musk.
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Mar 7, 2023 04:05
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Animal-Mother posted:this is the most unprofessional thing ive ever seen and ive seen heavy equipment operated by drunks None of this answers the question of if this guy was fired or not.
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Mar 7, 2023 04:07
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and yet work it does oh wait hold on these crazy stacks!
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Mar 7, 2023 04:07
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Jesus that exchange made me actually mad
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The X-man cometh posted:None of this answers the question of if this guy was fired or not. HR just coincidentally contacted him during the exchange to let him know he doesn't work there any more. He does a ton of charity work and was 2022 Iceland person of the year. Musk is a huge piece of poo poo.
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Mar 7, 2023 04:17
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Queen Gnome posted:Jfc here's his reply after the guy writes a detailed list of his duties (and checks first if he can write it due to confidentiality) that dril tweet of him being alan dershowitz's lawyers telling him to keep posting that poo poo e: also that Halli dude is getting a huge boost in his resume for just this tweet thread alone I'm assuming lol despite what the muskfans think
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Mar 7, 2023 04:19
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"we haven't hired design roles in 4 months" jeez i wonder if that's because the guy managing hiring for all design roles hasn't had computer access in 4 months.
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Mar 7, 2023 04:19
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christ the replies to that tweet thread are insufferable. deplorables, the lot of them
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I feel for that guy, getting dogpiled by the musk bootlickers would have been completely predictable so he probably knew what he was in for. At least being in iceland their probable death threats are even less plausible.
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are there still that many actual human beings simping for elon or are these alts of himself and a small handful of weird pathetic supporters or just people he's paid to be yesmen
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he at least got twitter to officially comment on his employment status so that makes his lawsuit over unpaid wages a lot easier to progress
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pixaal posted:I have come to the conclusion he doesn't have any it's just whatever is funny. He's not loyal to anything. He's sad and lonely and cannot deal with anyone not liking him. He has 2 groups that hate each other and he's trying to get buddy buddy by insulting the other side because that's all he knows how to do. Also what's up with all the 1 star votes on this thread from cspammers? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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