[TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

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RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1632752866673688577

i loved this episode of the sopranos

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:44

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# ? May 30, 2024 16:46

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Pooky posted:

That's crazy they let him be logged into this thread during court

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:46

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

https://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1632732627147866113

rip king

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:48

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

A good amount of people die in explosions all the time.
Posting with an AV of Yoda Jacking Off asserts titty_baby_'s historical individuality.

Asserts Titty Baby's penis ascendancy more like

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:48

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Lpzie posted:

Donald Trump posts in this thread, has for years..... can't say any more...

Hey everybody, it's your favorite president, Donald J. Trump. Just wanted to drop by and say that I hope you're all doing well. I know times have been tough lately, but we'll get through this together. Believe me, nobody knows how to handle tough times like me. I've faced down plenty of challenges in my life, and I always come out on top.

But enough about me, let's talk about you. What have you been up to lately? Have you been working hard and achieving your goals? I hope so, because that's what America is all about. We're a country of winners, and we don't settle for anything less.

So keep up the good work, everybody. And remember, nobody does it better than us. We're the greatest country in the world, and we're going to keep winning, winning, winning. Trust me.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:49

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

https://twitter.com/hannahgais/status/1632929508012466176

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:50

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Hello, people of Something Awful. It's your favorite commander in chief, Donald J. Trump, back again to talk about the state of our country. Let me tell you, folks, it's a mess. Joe Biden and his cronies have been destroying everything we worked so hard to build over the past four years. They've weakened our economy, opened our borders to criminals and terrorists, and destroyed our energy independence. It's a disaster.

But you know what? We're not going to take it lying down. We're going to fight back, and we're going to win. We're going to take back our country from these radical leftists and make America great again. And you know why? Because we have the best people. We have the smartest, toughest, most hardworking people in the world, and we're not going to let anyone stop us.

So keep fighting, patriots. Keep standing up for what's right, and never give up. Because together, we can make America the greatest country in the world. Believe me.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:50

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Jimbee Jordanbee

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:52

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

The wrestling kitten

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:52

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

smarxist posted:

Jimbee Jordanbee

gently caress, it's like some pig latin or something

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:53

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

smarxist posted:

Jimbee Jordanbee

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:53

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

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# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:53

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

THE DEMOCRATS ARE TOAST

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:54

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

going to have to start taking a Hard Look at Poster Fraud

loading up the IK App

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:56

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1632924711511261185

Wat

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:57

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

i know the bar is low but I expected tucker to spin up something a bit better with all that footage

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:58

Korean Boomhauer: Sep 4, 2008

DryGoods posted:

going to have to start taking a Hard Look at Poster Fraud

loading up the IK App

check out the latest post i made in the ik forum

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:58

Feral Integral: Jun 6, 2006; YOSPOS

Pooky posted:

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1632879336612143108/pu/vid/480x852/1c2S9GDRIqKdYYlY.mp4

This is a good scam but why wouldn't you go for fresh sashimi or even something non perishable that you can stock. Man certainly doesn't need pizza.

Alternatively, if he's serious, send him buffalo wild wings uber eats like he's homer in hell

Plinkey, please

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:59

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

DryGoods posted:

i've got a spare room in my forest cabin if you need a place. fresh air. woods. animals. just stay inside at night if i'm not with you

notes.txt: werewolf vibes imo

ex post facho posted:

I escaped but have distressing and urgent news. DryGoods is a confirmed CIA asset gathering Intel on CSPAM posters and has been compiling a dossier of suspected sympathizers. Do NOT trust DryGoods.

notes.txt: nm it happend again dammit

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:59

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Daniel Dales Dick posted:

Is he selling out the cops? I don't know what the police story is.

Yeah ok, hard pass

https://mobile.twitter.com/Acyn/status/1632933800429666304

:thunk:

# ? Mar 7, 2023 03:59

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

when Trump finally ends up on cameo, vlogs will be legal again....

# ? Mar 7, 2023 04:00

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Ham Cheeks posted:

my posting is sublime

# ? Mar 7, 2023 04:00

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

Ham Cheeks posted:

my soul belongs to Jimbee

# ? Mar 7, 2023 04:01

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

Korean Boomhauer posted:

check out the latest post i made in the ik forum

it was BAd

# ? Mar 7, 2023 04:01

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

spaceblancmange posted:

i know the bar is low but I expected tucker to spin up something a bit better with all that footage

I didn't. Tucker is more miss than hit for anything but he just has such a high firing rate that he occasionally draws blood. He's just up there throwing everything he's got at the wall every night hoping something really sticks.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 04:01

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

kaleedity posted:

https://twitter.com/hannahgais/status/1632929508012466176

Trent was once a hopeless addict

may he be a beacon for CSPAM's current crop of hopeless addicts

may you all one day be ripped and shred on synthesizers

# ? Mar 7, 2023 04:02

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

they'll even make stupid webcomics about it (note the inclusion of erections)

I know "the cruelty is the point" but loving drat that is so over the top

# ? Mar 7, 2023 04:03

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

man wtf.. nobody from columbo is on cameo ....

# ? Mar 7, 2023 04:04

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

I forgot how over the top Charlie's Angels 1 and 2 were lol. They hold up well for what they are.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 04:05

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

The Tucker j6 revelations were somehow worse and even more stupid/obviously fake than the twitter files

# ? Mar 7, 2023 04:05

Ham Cheeks: Nov 18, 2012; Feeling hammy

Lpzie posted:

ill always read ham cheeks posts tho... only exception!!

# ? Mar 7, 2023 04:05

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

tacodaemon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/cP1JrgR.mp4

a disgusting display

e: disrespectful

# ? Mar 7, 2023 04:10

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Lol

# ? Mar 7, 2023 04:11

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

kaleedity posted:

https://twitter.com/hannahgais/status/1632929508012466176

# ? Mar 7, 2023 04:11

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

spaceblancmange posted:

i know the bar is low but I expected tucker to spin up something a bit better with all that footage

Why even try when the people consuming it are entirely braindead? They already think a clip of two chud cops walking around with q shaman is like the hidden grassy knoll footage or some poo poo

# ? Mar 7, 2023 04:12