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Every ounce of Elon's suffering is delicious because it is entirely, wholly, one hundred percent his fault. It's pure schadenfreude.
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speaking of the world's most divorced man, he continues to make very good choices https://twitter.com/bestofdyingtwit/status/1632814154905165824
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Nick Soapdish posted:https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1632799515999625216?t=ewc0Q0TM2NJoIqyORtK-9g&s=19 How does he think this works, as he parades through the halls of Twitter HQ some programmer tired of sleeping in a meeting room pulls a Sadat on him and thus gets to take over the company by right of conquest?
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bird food bathtub posted:Wtf are they doing, pushing changes to live or something? Because they don't understand the codebase, so they are literally just throwing code at the wall with no QA and seeing what breaks. Because they are morons.
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Arrath posted:How does he think this works, as he parades through the halls of Twitter HQ some programmer tired of sleeping in a meeting room pulls a Sadat on him and thus gets to take over the company by right of conquest? Would you be that surprised if he did think that?
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elon played too much GTAV and thinks that trevor taking over the strip club by killing the manager is how real life works
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Don't worry, he's focusing on the important things. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1632827520193110019 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1632809364594606081 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1632826539787145216
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Don't worry, he's focusing on the important things. centrist takeover
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Don't worry, he's focusing on the important things. These tweets are even funnier when you consider that he fired one of his lead engineers because he thinks that this white noise reply guy bullshit should be the most important part of the Twitter experience.
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Arrath posted:How does he think this works, as he parades through the halls of Twitter HQ some programmer tired of sleeping in a meeting room pulls a Sadat on him and thus gets to take over the company by right of conquest? The Crimson Permanent Assurance was a documentary.
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slurm posted:Remember the guy who was mad no one was working on their night watches alone, because he had done so much on his, but it was a cribbage board? Barely. I spent the trip partying with the 2nd and telling him not to work on watch at night by himself and the 1st hated it.
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Does he think a Twitter coup would require them even approaching him? Does he think he is Twitter? I mean, I get delusional self importance, but what good are two Blackwater Dickheads when a coup starts on What's App with a Creed Bratton meme, and ends with some poor suffering fool locking him out of his authentications.
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bulletsponge13 posted:Does he think a Twitter coup would require them even approaching him? Does he think he is Twitter? I mean, I get delusional self importance, but what good are two Blackwater Dickheads when a coup starts on What's App with a Creed Bratton meme, and ends with some poor suffering fool locking him out of his authentications. He caries the master break glass account's yubikey on a chain around his neck!
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Arrath posted:How does he think this works, as he parades through the halls of Twitter HQ some programmer tired of sleeping in a meeting room pulls a Sadat on him and thus gets to take over the company by right of conquest? It's like he's been talking to the Russians so much that he's convinced he'll get thrown out of a high-story window
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Maybe he'll get the gadaffi treatment with the break room sporks
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bulletsponge13 posted:Does he think a Twitter coup would require them even approaching him? Does he think he is Twitter? I mean, I get delusional self importance, but what good are two Blackwater Dickheads when a coup starts on What's App with a Creed Bratton meme, and ends with some poor suffering fool locking him out of his authentications. Probably more than two guards, when Bezos cameoed in Star Trek: Beyond, Chris Pine mentioned there were at least nine bodyguards on set.
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Zamujasa posted:Every ounce of Elon's suffering is delicious because it is entirely, wholly, one hundred percent his fault. It's pure schadenfreude. Today's fun was because he only has one person working on the free API --> paid API thing and they broke it https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1632849093897891840?t=gPIHz9iKx_ybgWfhkr2x9w&s=19
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facialimpediment posted:Today's fun was because he only has one person working on the free API --> paid API thing and they broke it This is even funnier when you see Elon has circled back around to his “complete code rewrite” idea There is probably nothing I wouldn’t give to see Elon and his skeleton crew actually attempt and implement a “complete code rewrite” for twitter. It would be one of the most hilarious sagas in the entire history of information technology.
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I hope someone just deletes his creds and says it was an oopsie. There's gotta be a way to just evaporate a few more billion in value with a few button pushes. Like a cat and a vase on a high shelf.
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M_Gargantua posted:I hope someone just deletes his creds and says it was an oopsie. There's gotta be a way to just evaporate a few more billion in value with a few button pushes. Like a cat and a vase on a high shelf. all the people that knew how to do that already quit or got fired
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MrMojok posted:This is even funnier when you see Elon has circled back around to his “complete code rewrite” idea People are going to write books about this as a “here’s what you don’t loving do.”
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I think Musk is probably worried about his Middle Eastern backers in this venture whacking him more than a Twitter dork. Dude evaporated billions, and loving billions, of their money. Never mind his own!
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Coasterphreak posted:People are going to write books about this as a “here’s what you don’t loving do.” There's plenty of Harvard Business Review cases that cover these subjects, but Musk's Twitter fiasco is unique for doing so many things wrong all at one time.
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Kith posted:speaking of the world's most divorced man, he continues to make very good choices takes wrecking ball to building “This thing is extremely brittle for no good reason!”
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Mustang posted:There's plenty of Harvard Business Review cases that cover these subjects, but Musk's Twitter fiasco is unique for doing so many things wrong all at one time. Some business school PhD student will write a thesis on it.
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Being a business student will mean it comes to the exact wrong conclusion Being a PhD means it will have graph crimes reinforcing the wrong conclusion Being in academia means that they need to publish an even more wrong conclusion to simp for their future career
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M_Gargantua posted:Being a business student will mean it comes to the exact wrong conclusion you forgot it will also be cited and grossly misinterpreted by people desperate to prove how supergenius elmo is
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Endless Mike posted:i make a buck
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M_Gargantua posted:Being a business student will mean it comes to the exact wrong conclusion Uhh is there something in particular you have in mind?
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Elon didn't business hard enough. He didn't fire enough people. He was too woke. The Woke left conspired against him. Just make some poo poo up.
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https://twitter.com/jowens510/status/1632931143355072514 It's going so well for Elon. Truly, never before has a man won so many internets
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Coasterphreak posted:Some business school PhD student will write a thesis on it. I resemble that remark. Everyone generally disagreed with me when I told them he would be forced to buy at $54.20. Most people have came around on him being a loving moron, though.
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I thought that he would have to buy it eventually, but that he could make business at Twitter miserable enough for long enough to negotiate a somewhat smaller premium for the purchase. I underestimated the speed and fineness of the chancery court’s wheels.
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Platystemon posted:I thought that he would have to buy it eventually, but that he could make business at Twitter miserable enough for long enough to negotiate a somewhat smaller premium for the purchase. The wheels of justice turn slowly until you gently caress with the money. Then it's light speed, baby!
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Halli, the former twitter employee who Musk shat on decided to not let it go unanswered. https://twitter.com/iamharaldur/status/1633082707835080705 https://twitter.com/iamharaldur/status/1633082717838487552 Oh my. https://twitter.com/iamharaldur/status/1633086380254298113 Ouch.
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Elon went the fake disability route on a guy with MD? loving hell there is not a depth to which this clown won’t sink
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Tiny Timbs posted:Elon went the fake disability route on a guy with MD? loving hell there is not a depth to which this clown won’t sink But fully expected for a guy who claims to be a "Moderate Republican" because pretending that white males are the most inconvenienced and punching down is all they know.
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