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TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

Football, bloody hell

# ? Feb 23, 2023 22:52

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# ? May 28, 2024 18:42

Grimble: Jul 7, 2002; He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.

Yes! Get hosed Barca

# ? Feb 23, 2023 22:53

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

Levered.

# ? Feb 23, 2023 22:54

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Shartcelona

# ? Feb 23, 2023 22:54

sourdough: Apr 30, 2012

Would've been ideal if both sides lost, but seeing barca fail is good enough :hai:

# ? Feb 23, 2023 22:55

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

i love it when the big bald man sees that the team is bad and then changes it so that the team is good, using tactics

thomas frank will be rolling in his grave

# ? Feb 23, 2023 22:56

the sex ghost: Sep 6, 2009

Is there a Europa isthmian league for farca to drop into

# ? Feb 23, 2023 22:57

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

please show statistics for possesion and also for percentage of barcelona revenues that will now have to be mortgaged until 2053

# ? Feb 23, 2023 22:58

jeebus bob: Nov 4, 2004; Festina lente

FullLeatherJacket posted:

please show statistics for possesion

Pretty even by Barcelona standards (i.e. less than 60/40), but here's a good one:

Union Berlin 3 - 1 Ajax
26% - 74%

# ? Feb 23, 2023 23:05

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

A PSV pitch invader punched the Sevilla keeper in the face

Yikes

# ? Feb 24, 2023 00:16

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Barcelona frantically pulling levers but it just keeps opening trapdoors to worse competitions

# ? Feb 24, 2023 02:03

King of False Promises: Jul 31, 2000

webmeister posted:

Barcelona frantically pulling levers but it just keeps opening trapdoors to worse competitions

would pay [some money] to see Barcelona play in the US Open Cup

# ? Feb 24, 2023 04:39

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Barcelona hyping up the Dubai Super Cup as the ultimate footballing achievement

# ? Feb 24, 2023 10:08

Backdoor Delivery: Nov 15, 2004; one cool dude

2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Chelshit finally scored a goal, and it was a lovely a goal as you'd expect

# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:02

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Benfica just went up 3-0, this one is done.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:15

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi: Mar 26, 2005

And now Chelshit gets a pen

# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:19

Reset Smith: Apr 6, 2009

The fix is in, this is bullshit

# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:20

Jean-Paul Shartre: Jan 16, 2015; this sentence no verb

Lololololol. The VARtiful game.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:20

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi: Mar 26, 2005

lol wow Chelsea are getting everything their way right now

# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:21

Reset Smith: Apr 6, 2009

The are desperate to give this game to Chelsea

# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:21

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

Oh we all hate Chelsea

# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:22

Ishin: Dec 31, 2008; ~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

What a poo poo pen

# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:22

Pand: Apr 1, 2011; Jogi Maldito

lmao

# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:22

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

watch him miss it again

# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:23

Jean-Paul Shartre: Jan 16, 2015; this sentence no verb

Ishin posted:

What a poo poo pen

Well he was obviously shook by the encroaching defender outside of his field of vision, you see.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:23

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

The fix is in

# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:24

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Var Havertz

# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:25

Jean-Paul Shartre: Jan 16, 2015; this sentence no verb

Weaponized Cum posted:

Var Havertz

Kai Havartz.

Even if on balance 2-0 to the Chels isn't that unjust on the run of the first hour's play.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:26

Woodenlung: Dec 10, 2013; Calculating Infinity

Nothing weird about a pen being retaken, if a guy is in the box way too early and ends up clearing the ball

# ? Mar 7, 2023 22:40

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi: Mar 26, 2005

Dortmund will have probably wanted to score more than 1 goal over 180 mins against a bad team missing their best defender

# ? Mar 7, 2023 23:11

Woodenlung: Dec 10, 2013; Calculating Infinity

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

Dortmund will have probably wanted to score more than 1 goal over 180 mins against a bad team missing their best defender

Will just have to do it without Badiashile.

(cause the best defender sure as gently caress isnt Thiago Silva anymore, as much as I admire him doing what he does at this age)

# ? Mar 7, 2023 23:17

Zotix: Aug 14, 2011

Backdoor Delivery posted:

Chelshit finally scored a goal, and it was a lovely a goal as you'd expect

Time to ruin Europe again.

# ? Mar 7, 2023 23:46

Jean-Paul Shartre: Jan 16, 2015; this sentence no verb

Zotix posted:

Time to ruin Europe again.

Sacked a manager? Tick. Strangely poor league performance? Tick. Comeback after losing first leg of knockouts with the manager under fire? Tiiick.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 07:17

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Got to consider that Dortmund choking against a British side with a questionable love of :britain:

playing in blue might just be a new tradition?

Will have to test and see if pep rocking a badly done bulldog tattoo is enough to get City over the line next season.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 10:18

Omnikin: May 29, 2007; Press 'E' for Medic

Lotta salty people in here. KTBFFH

# ? Mar 8, 2023 15:48

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Woodenlung posted:

Will just have to do it without Badiashile.

(cause the best defender sure as gently caress isnt Thiago Silva anymore, as much as I admire him doing what he does at this age)

Actually

# ? Mar 8, 2023 16:05

sourdough: Apr 30, 2012

Romero yellow card in the 17th minute lol

# ? Mar 8, 2023 21:28

sourdough: Apr 30, 2012

And lenglet in the 21st

I love giroud and hope he gets a hattrick

# ? Mar 8, 2023 21:33

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi: Mar 26, 2005

Paris poo poo-Germain

# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:20

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# ? May 28, 2024 18:42

Backdoor Delivery: Nov 15, 2004; one cool dude

2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Watching PSG fail never gets old. Especially when forced to listen to Messi's fluffer on co-commentary.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:24

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