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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Perestroika posted:

Some more Waves of Steel: I just unlocked an AA weapon called "disco laser". With my usual sense of restraint, I immediately slapped half a dozen of those on a battleship already bristling with all sorts of lasers. Long story short, this happened:



The frames may dropped to single digits, but no airplanes could ever bother me. Excellent AA solution, funky/10. :allears:

this game looks awesome

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Croccers posted:

How did X-Com Mario get made, let alone two of them.

All the new characters are rabbids, who (by virtue of being crossovers) are not 'mario' characters.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Tunicate posted:

All the new characters are rabbids, who (by virtue of being crossovers) are not 'mario' characters.

Any game featuring Mario is a Mario game.

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

Tunicate posted:

All the new characters are rabbids, who (by virtue of being crossovers) are not 'mario' characters.

Imagine going back to the 80s and telling people there would be a game where Mario dual-wields laser blasters; it would be pandemonium.

Also, making Rabbid Mario talk like a ridiculous Italian stereotype was an inspired move; more so when you consider Milan was the lead studio.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Nintendo's got a lot of stuff going on, I get the feeling they have a few of the brand protectiveness brainworms but I've a feeling the Mario RPGs getting strangled by demands is mostly keeping Miyamoto busy so he doesn't try to make another Wii Music.

That and Ubisoft being a third party partner probably both has more trust not to mess things up if you leave them alone for five minutes (probably) and more leverage on Nintendo to not get so micromanaged.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Zero_Grade posted:

A quick search reveals that she is now a firefighter, which is quite the career change.

I guess she's used to spraying stuff around

Jetamo
Nov 8, 2012

alright.

alright, mate.

Biplane posted:

Any game featuring Mario is a Mario game.

Assassin's Creed 2 is my favourite Mario game. He even says the line!

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Jetamo posted:

Assassin's Creed 2 is my favourite Mario game. He even says the line!

Agreed.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

Imagine going back to the 80s and telling people there would be a game where Mario dual-wields laser blasters; it would be pandemonium.

Also, making Rabbid Mario talk like a ridiculous Italian stereotype was an inspired move; more so when you consider Milan was the lead studio.

Honestly in the 80s probably no-one would have raised an eyebrow, because to them that would mean "mario has laser guns on the box art, in the game its basically just he fires a blue pixel straight ahead as a power up". Mario uses a hammer as a melee weapon in the 1980s, a laser gun is comparatively tame.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
The Barkhang Monestary level in Tomb Raider 2 is really cool. Really neat looking building and fun to explore.

Pooncha
Feb 15, 2014

Making the impossible possumable
So Dragon Age: Inquisition has depictions of the characters as tarot cards (and generally keeps this motif throughout the little blurbs). The fun little thing is that the tarot motif actually does line up with the character(s) depicted, and the art direction is loaded with symbolism for fun analysis.

There's a list of all the arcana and the characters they represent (obviously spoilers).

Mamkute
Sep 2, 2018
Ori and the Will of the Wisps: You can purchase a big swinging hammer to use for heavy attacks.

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

ilmucche posted:

this game looks awesome

I finished the game last night and the top gun is a 1000cm gun.

Its the size of a skyscraper.

Weird Pumpkin
Oct 7, 2007

CitizenKain posted:

I finished the game last night and the top gun is a 1000cm gun.

Its the size of a skyscraper.

:hellyeah:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

SiKboy posted:

Honestly in the 80s probably no-one would have raised an eyebrow, because to them that would mean "mario has laser guns on the box art, in the game its basically just he fires a blue pixel straight ahead as a power up". Mario uses a hammer as a melee weapon in the 1980s, a laser gun is comparatively tame.

And the fire flower was originally gonna be a gun. The Zapper was a thing too.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o0-0G2OjSg

A roller coaster longer than the age of the universe.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Marcel vos is a treasure

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Holy poo poo he built a binary clock in Roller Coaster Tycoon that's just impressive as all hell

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Zero One posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o0-0G2OjSg

A roller coaster longer than the age of the universe.

lmao at the guests who get back on at the end.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

christmas boots posted:

lmao at the guests who get back on at the end.

Lol yeah, what a decision

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I want to ride Mr Bones' Wild Ride again!

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters
Look after you've viewed the heat death of the universe and the subsequent Big Bang, what else is there to do but do it again

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Morpheus posted:

Look after you've viewed the heat death of the universe and the subsequent Big Bang, what else is there to do but do it again

There's gotta be funnel cakes or something around

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Morpheus posted:

Look after you've viewed the heat death of the universe and the subsequent Big Bang, what else is there to do but do it again

Those poor computer bits getting a crash course in the very human feeling of "gently caress it, just gently caress my poo poo up"

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

christmas boots posted:

lmao at the guests who get back on at the end.

It is all they know. They return to the safety of the existence that has been their reality for longer than they remember. Let the count resume once again for another eon.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

christmas boots posted:

lmao at the guests who get back on at the end.

Most rides are short. This is just good value.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
The new Like A Dragon remaster is great, fought a dude in a bath house

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
The Ice Palace in Tomb Raider 2 owns so far, not done much, but the bounce pads are a fun mechanic.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Leave posted:

The new Like A Dragon remaster is great, fought a dude in a bath house



Remaster? Didn't the original come out last year?

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Opopanax posted:

Remaster? Didn't the original come out last year?

I think they're referring to Ishin, which was just localized.

Veotax
May 16, 2006


Opopanax posted:

Remaster? Didn't the original come out last year?

They've renamed the series to Like A Dragon in the west now, which is a more accurate translation of the Japanese name, new games aren't going to be called Yakuza anymore.

So the sequel to Yakuza 7: Like a Dragon, is going to be Like A Dragon 8

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Yakuza games are basically the perfect things for this thread. I fed a sumo wrestler until he was strong enough to win it all!

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

To be clear: 'Like a Dragon' is a translation of the name of the franchise that got localized as Yakuza. They are moving back to titling it 'Like A Dragon' now

Bussamove
Feb 25, 2006

Push El Burrito posted:

Yakuza games are basically the perfect things for this thread. I fed a sumo wrestler until he was strong enough to win it all!

I gave a cat money and he brought me porn!

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

ImpAtom posted:

To be clear: 'Like a Dragon' is a translation of the name of the franchise that got localized as Yakuza. They are moving back to titling it 'Like A Dragon' now

Which is fair since, across all the games, you probably spend a cumulative of like an hour as an actual yakuza.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Also I think it's better to distance it from, ya know.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

jokes posted:

Also I think it's better to distance it from, ya know.

Sorry, I can't accept this guy NOT developing a game series called anything other than Yakuza.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

They even adapted the first game into a movie that was directed by one of the kings of Yakuza cinema, Takashi Miike.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq2cQ22DYaw

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



That makes sense, it's gonna be tough to used to not having a snappy one-word title though, it's so ingrained in my brain by now.

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:

That makes sense, it's gonna be tough to used to not having a snappy one-word title though, it's so ingrained in my brain by now.

This is still me and Harvest Moon

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