Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
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Entropic posted:I mean, if I were that guy, I would definitely be saying stuff like "well, it really looked like you fired me there, in violation of our contract, which would incur massive penalties for you, but I think we can agree you didn't actually fire me and actually instead gave me a huge bonus for this quarter" That bonus would never eventuate
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Think someone mentioned it before, but yeah he may actually be wanting the huge pay out at the moment, just because previously he was doing it under the understanding that he would be getting a continuous pay and all that. With how twitters going, getting paid now and just donating what he wants to donate could be a far safer option. Who the hell knows if twitters even going to be about next year.
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 05:22 |
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dr_rat posted:Think someone mentioned it before, but yeah he may actually be wanting the huge pay out at the moment, just because previously he was doing it under the understanding that he would be getting a continuous pay and all that. With how twitters going, getting paid now and just donating what he wants to donate could be a far safer option. Who the hell knows if twitters even going to be about next year. this is a very good point. selling out to twitter was a way better prospect a year or two ago.
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 05:25 |
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What happens if halli doesn't come back and musk doesn't pay out his contract. Musk seems to be very good at not paying for things he's obligated to and facing zero consequences for it
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 06:03 |
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beep by grandpa posted:What happens if halli doesn't come back and musk doesn't pay out his contract. Musk seems to be very good at not paying for things he's obligated to and facing zero consequences for it Halli has the kind of contract capitalism prioritizes above literally everything else and even Musk can’t avoid.
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 06:11 |
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lmao
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 06:16 |
So that dude legit gets $100 million if he gets fired? Oh Elon
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 06:16 |
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Goodnight everyone, today was an incredibly funny day on twitter dot com and it was extremely fun seeing musk completely eat poo poo and get totally owned once again. I wonder what completely unforced, pointless spat he will get himself humiliated in next.
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 06:18 |
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beep by grandpa posted:Goodnight everyone, today was an incredibly funny day on twitter dot com and it was extremely fun seeing musk completely eat poo poo and get totally owned once again. I wonder what completely unforced, pointless spat he will get himself humiliated in next. I'm beginning to wonder if he's a fetishist and it's making me feel gross for participating.
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 06:32 |
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beep by grandpa posted:What happens if halli doesn't come back and musk doesn't pay out his contract. Musk seems to be very good at not paying for things he's obligated to and facing zero consequences for it
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 06:33 |
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Elon Musk and Ted Cruz are competing to see who is the bigger pain pig
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 06:34 |
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 06:44 |
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Weak rear end poo poo https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1632925328770322433?s=20
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 06:47 |
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Halli leans in real close to Elon's ear "figma balls lol"
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 06:47 |
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Wrong thread
Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Mar 8, 2023 |
# ? Mar 8, 2023 06:53 |
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I just relayed this story to my dad and he kept cracking up, but every time I had to say "hold on, I'm still not done," layering more and more insanity on to it. One of the best Elon days in recent memory.
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Wistful of Dollars posted:I wonder if employment lawyers see a Christmas ham every time Musk tweets. Christmas A5 Wagyu Christmas Gold Leaf Tomahawk
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kazil posted:Figma Grimes myGrimes.txt
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Caesar Saladin posted:I just relayed this story to my dad and he kept cracking up, but every time I had to say "hold on, I'm still not done," layering more and more insanity on to it. One of the best Elon days in recent memory. How did he react when you said "and THEN he spent 44 billion dollars so he could read his ex girlfriend's DMs"
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 07:22 |
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 08:01 |
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just one small thing...
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 08:10 |
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KRILLIN IN THE NAME posted:just one small thing... rofl
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 08:39 |
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KRILLIN IN THE NAME posted:just one small thing...
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 08:43 |
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KRILLIN IN THE NAME posted:just one small thing... LMAO
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 09:40 |
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Arivia posted:Halli has the kind of contract capitalism prioritizes above literally everything else and even Musk can’t avoid. Has musk even paid the rent yet?
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 09:45 |
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not gonna make anyone read that which is why its purposefully small. the gist is "ackshully, elon is not cruel, he is a thoughtful person. here is a multithreaded tweet even though i have long tweets enabled i'm going to spend 5+ tweets explaining how actually elon is right in this situation" then
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 09:45 |
Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Weak rear end poo poo What are these people running from? They're not! They're running to the world's dumbest insurrection in town! MXC! MAGA eXtremist elimination Challenge!
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 10:25 |
Strong Sauce posted:
How can this dude talk with Elon's dick rammed down his throat?
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 11:01 |
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More info about Haraldur "Halli" Þorleifsson: https://www.icelandreview.com/news/haraldur-thorleifsson-sweeps-person-of-the-year-awards/ Iceland Review posted:Haraldur Þorleifsson Sweeps Person of the Year Awards No wonder Musk is mad at him. He is everything that Musk longs to be.
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 11:26 |
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Onkel Hedwig posted:More info about Haraldur "Halli" Þorleifsson: We're all cursed by Musk's existence, but he is cursed to remain eternally hated and derided by all except his sycophants, a horde of Creutzfeldt-Jacob diseased cow brains nailed to a Tesla Powerwall and jacked into Twitter via a Neuralink alpha, mooing fascistly into the void forever.
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 12:04 |
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https://twitter.com/BondHack/status/1633406060445806592
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 12:09 |
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That moron. That's poetic justice and has nothing to do with irony. It's not even close to irony!
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 12:18 |
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There’s something lovely about the fact that the Musks and Trumps of the world are only loved by people they despise and hated by everyone they’d long to be friends with.
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 12:27 |
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Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole drat life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down He thought, "Concerning."
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 12:29 |
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Astrochicken posted:Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly Isn’t it concerning? Makes u think
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 12:32 |
boethius posted:Isn’t it concerning? Makes u think Looking into it
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 12:35 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:That moron. That's poetic justice and has nothing to do with irony. It's not even close to irony! it's like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 13:12 |
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Strong Sauce posted:
Just incredible the alternate reality these people live in. Elmo putting someone on blast in public to justify their job, punching down at them liked to their disability, saying that they never even did any work and mocking them as useless / nonproductive... Is him having super-fine information about everything and masterfully prioritizing Twitter as a "mission" over one employee ?? Then when Musk reveals that actually he knew absolutely nothing and was wrong on everything, it's just "a few minor details" that were imprecise in this idiot's reasoning... Elmo is still the most brilliant bestest boy ever!
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 13:14 |
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I used to wonder how cults of personalities could be maintained without the implicit threat of violence, but now...
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# ? Mar 8, 2023 13:17 |
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I love how utterly disingenuous Elon is with the Tucker Carlson Jan 6 video thing and counting on the right people it's meant for to be loving stupid. Like we already have accounts of some of the officers strangely leading these people around, yet somehow that's supposed to explain away all the videos of them screeching to hang Mike Pence, smashing windows, stealing poo poo, breaking into Pelosi's office and having to eventually be turfed from the building. Like the absolute brain of these conspiracy theories to just accept any evidence that even remotely comes close to fulfilling their narrative and disregarding the mountain of documented evidence that proves exactly what took play took place makes them scarcely worth listening too. Hope Elon enjoys continuing to absolutely torch his credibility with non-insane right wing conspiracy nuts. Finally the mainstream media is sort of reporting on it too without that irritating as gently caress "Elon" https://www.thedailybeast.com/joe-rogan-cant-figure-out-why-people-think-elon-musk-is-a-right-winger-now Also Joe Rogan apparently thinks it's super loving weird that anybody could possibly think that Elon Musk is an alt-right hack. Gaslighting pieces of poo poo. Kale fucked around with this message at 13:22 on Mar 8, 2023 |
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