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Pooky posted:And he said "Throw them into the cold, for they purchased crypto" now that's an old school God I can get behind!
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Mar 8, 2023 03:37
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Dante would've been a crypto guy. There I said it
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Mar 8, 2023 04:44
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:The government scientists must really loving suck to have had this poo poo for nearly a century and still not managed to figure out a goddamned thing It's presumably been handed over to the MIC so there's been plenty of all-important grifting and a smattering of results
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Mar 8, 2023 04:49
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Azathoth posted:If you want a scholar that is both readable and (at least now) not Christian, take a look at Bart D. Ehrman. He is a respected biblical scholar who started out as a born again evangelical and is now somewhere around agnostic to atheist. His work has a really nice balance between academic rigor and readability. Ehrman is a fun and informative read. I have almost all of his books. There's retreads in parts but you always get new insights. Very easy to digest and wholeheartedly recommend him. Jesus Interrupted is a great one to dip your toe into if you're just getting started.
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Mar 8, 2023 05:11
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papersack posted:Ehrman is a fun and informative read. I have almost all of his books. There's retreads in parts but you always get new insights. Very easy to digest and wholeheartedly recommend him. Jesus Interrupted is a great one to dip your toe into if you're just getting started. and Misquoting Jesus is a nice romp through textural errors or conflicts rife through the divinely inspired word of god. Its a tad sullied by the nuathiests using it as a debate primer but its still a great read
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Mar 8, 2023 05:27
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so jack osborne, jamie kennedy, and jason mewes get on a skype call with jeremy corbell and then stumble around the utah desert in night vision goggles
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Mar 8, 2023 06:44
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There's a "this is my bitcoin, given up for you" &/or some kinda nft crucifixion joke in there somewhere. Slurp juice on a sponge? I dunno
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Mar 8, 2023 09:34
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 In other news, thanks to advanced goonic expertise I have stumbled across in CYOA, the 7 heads guy has been revealed to be Yalpagan Xan, or as in wikipedia, Yalpaghan Khan or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yelbeghen. The glyphs in the paintings do not seem to be readily interpretable and would probably either need legit hardcore research, finding the painter and asking, or might just be  ? Idk i feel like there's a strong right to left read order and some emphasis on variant forms of old turkic script, with a deemphasis on poo poo like "legibility" and "writing out straight lines that make sense." 'cause of this little escapade i'm gonna try and find a copy of that book in english, if it exists, because i wanna know what the story between Yalpagan and Mergen is. quote:Mergen (Old Turkic: 𐰢𐰼𐰏𐰤) is a Turkic deity of abundance and wisdom. Mergen is often depicted with a bow and arrow in one hand. Other important symbols include a white horse and the color white. He is associated with profundity and depicted as a strong and powerful god. Mergen is the son of Kayra[1][2] and the brother of Ulgan, and lives on the seventh floor of sky. He was portrayed as a young man with a helmet and a bow riding on a white horse. Mergen symbolizes intelligence and thought. This is ten thousand times more fascinating than the fake petroglyph electrosphere plasma stuff SniperWoreConverse has issued a correction as of 12:55 on Mar 8, 2023 |
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Mar 8, 2023 12:34
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Wheeee posted:i would have simply put the money into an S&P 500 index fund Saul & Paul 500
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Mar 8, 2023 13:06
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hell yeah, Bill https://twitter.com/SenBillNelson/status/1633257471228911617?s=20
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Mar 8, 2023 13:37
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https://twitter.com/multistagecorre/status/1629582534026698755?s=20
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Mar 8, 2023 14:22
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people always say "it's just parachuters with flares" for these ones as if that's a common occurrence everyone has seen
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Mar 8, 2023 14:23
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:people always say "it's just parachuters with flares" for these ones as if that's a common occurrence everyone has seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix5MOUMSR-0&t=22s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c17WOa2-n0M&t=8s
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Mar 8, 2023 14:56
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i know when i go parachuting with flares i do it horizontally across the skyline and tightly packed with like 10 other flare-dudes
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Mar 8, 2023 14:59
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blatman posted:i know when i go parachuting with flares i do it horizontally across the skyline and tightly packed with like 10 other flare-dudes at night
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Mar 8, 2023 16:10
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Bilirubin posted:at night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKXWj1Pe8Fk
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Mar 8, 2023 17:00
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:hell yeah, Bill starpilled bill
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Mar 8, 2023 18:56
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Slavvy posted:Dante would've been a crypto guy. There I said it Seems more like Virgil's jam. Dante! Why do you refuse to seek more apes?
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Mar 8, 2023 19:07
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:hell yeah, Bill bills a bit of a late bloomer boomer but i for one am glad he's finally dabbling in psychedelics 
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Mar 8, 2023 19:15
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Lib and let die posted:Seems more like Virgil's jam. All my apes gone
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Mar 8, 2023 21:20
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Ravana has 10 heads which is unfortunate because no statue of him is symmetrical
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Mar 8, 2023 22:05
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Bilirubin posted:All my apes gone On that day...if our places had been switched...would I have lost all my apes?
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Mar 8, 2023 22:48
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Re-entering satellite debris. Space Trash.
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Mar 9, 2023 01:14
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Failson posted:Re-entering satellite debris. Sky trash and space junk But yeah it most reminds me of the final Columbia reentry
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Mar 9, 2023 01:33
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Sean Cahill has posted a "UAP" video that appears to be taken on Lue's property lol lmao
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Mar 9, 2023 01:33
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Mar 9, 2023 01:35
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my bony fealty posted:Sean Cahill has posted a "UAP" video that appears to be taken on Lue's property goon project: geolocate bbq pit
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Mar 9, 2023 01:35
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The gently caress are interdimentional attributes
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Mar 9, 2023 01:38
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Wait what was going on that there were plasma discharges going off I'm way behind on this thread. The idea that there were gigantic atmospheric plasma discharges in the past is an invention of the "electric universe" cranks. Basically they look at things like the grand canyon and say, "hey that looks like maybe plasma made that," and then it becomes part of their "theory." They're almost always electrical engineers by training. They have no real physical evidence or even physical arguments. They're a very, very strange cult. Like flat earthers. Also all the talk about jesus not existing as a historical person is very strained, motivated reasoning. Like the people who think Shakespeare was Francis Bacon. Now I can catch up ITT.
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Mar 9, 2023 01:40
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Bilirubin posted:goon project: geolocate I get the impression for all his faults Lue probably puts on a good BBQ
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Mar 9, 2023 01:50
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https://youtu.be/Jtb1THFjA2o
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Mar 9, 2023 01:50
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sharknado slashfic posted:Imagining a bunch of people sitting in church and the priest says "OK listen, we have to talk about this God situation. Now don't freak out, but we found some papers..." Azathoth posted:This was literally a major plot point in The Da Vinci Code. It also comes up in William Gaddis's novel, The Recognitions. A priest gradually crack pings and tries to move his congregation onto mithraism. sharknado slashfic posted:I like to talk/read about weird stuff and Above Top Secret is a little too uh...weird You mean boomer /pol ? I actually still need to write the final post in my black triangles posts series, about how the final truth about the black triangles was actually all revealed on ATS by one prolific & respected poster of the Aviation Projects subforum. That's not a joke, there really was such a poster, I don't think I believe him when he says he's part of an ancient breakaway civilization and the black triangles fly over our heads at night to harvest our dreams. Bilirubin posted:Congressman Says Alien UFO Tech Is Being 'Reverse Engineered' in Secret What were we just saying about the congressional hearings having to be leaked for the info to get out to the public? And speaking of the gnostics, I recommend you get hella blazed and listen to this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWii0qJpUKY Rickshaw has issued a correction as of 02:04 on Mar 9, 2023 |
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Mar 9, 2023 01:58
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Rickshaw posted:I'm way behind on this thread. The idea that there were gigantic atmospheric plasma discharges in the past is an invention of the "electric universe" cranks. Basically they look at things like the grand canyon and say, "hey that looks like maybe plasma made that," and then it becomes part of their "theory." They're almost always electrical engineers by training. They have no real physical evidence or even physical arguments. They're a very, very strange cult. Like flat earthers. Yeah Shakespeare was a stereotypical shady talent agent who exploited a well travelled lady and took all the credit for her work
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Mar 9, 2023 02:00
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Rickshaw posted:
I like to troll my mom with this because she's been watching that drat Oak Island show for like 10 years, and I keep telling her it's the documents proving the Shakespeare thing and they've all been destroyed by water by now so they'll never find anything. She also discovered those lovely alien documentaries that there seem to be thousands of on prime and Netflix so I had to have The Talk about Bob Lazar with her a few weeks ago.
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Mar 9, 2023 02:00
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Rickshaw posted:It also comes up in William Gaddis's novel, The Recognitions. A priest gradually crack pings and tries to move his congregation onto mithraism. I might just read that. Also yeah that's a good way to describe ats.
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Mar 9, 2023 02:02
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Rickshaw posted:It also comes up in William Gaddis's novel, The Recognitions. A priest gradually crack pings and tries to move his congregation onto mithraism. just saved a few cool gnostic images myself... 
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Mar 9, 2023 02:03
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Mar 9, 2023 02:03
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sharknado slashfic posted:I like to troll my mom with this because she's been watching that drat Oak Island show for like 10 years, and I keep telling her it's the documents proving the Shakespeare thing and they've all been destroyed by water by now so they'll never find anything. Imagine being Petter Amudson, quiet norweigan organist and ski instructor, convinced he's finally cracked the Shakespeare code, tracing over many years and documents all the hints and clues that point first to Bacon, then to the Rosicrucians, then to the knights templar, then to Oak Island, taking several trips to the island, absolutely convinced that his treasure map is bearing fruit, finding more evidence, convinced that there under the ground lies undiscovered Shakespearian manuscripts written in Bacon's hand preserved in mercury as well as who knows what invaluable treasures (the ark of the covenant? the holy grail?) and then the History channel assholes drive over and drop a loving huge rear end drill onto your spot, drill down half a mile, then come back up with wood fragments and traces of mercury
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Mar 9, 2023 02:10
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Mar 9, 2023 02:12
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Slurp juice on a sponge?
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Mar 9, 2023 02:18
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