LegoMan posted:

Its true, capitalism is an extreme environment and we have all evolved to live in it

smarxist posted:

ahh jews, the tardigrades of people, truly impressive

alnilam posted:

You're saying that white supremacists don't actually know anything about stuff??

Joementum posted:

really the only image you need to summarize the trump presidency

Mayor Dave posted:

id get rats but my dog has a very high prey drive and i'm sure they'd be gobbled the instant they got out of their cage

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I took my sick girl to the vet yesterday and she's lost a lot of weight due to an infection - they lose weight really fast.



I'm giving her antibiotics and feeding her a bunch of peanut butter mix every day to fatten her up again

Vim Fuego posted:

Despite Mayor Dave I will still eat the rats in a cage

UFOTacoMan posted:

tick tock influencers are like the Tardigrades or something something

quote:

An exotic cat has been housed at the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Gardens after escaping its owner's car during an arrest and later testing positive for cocaine.

The serval, a large cat native to Africa, escaped the man's vehicle and ran up a tree in January. Hamilton County dog warden's deputies said the animal was "not excited" to be removed and its leg was broken in the ensuing struggle, reported WXIX-TV.

“[They weren’t] sure what they were dealing with,” said Ray Anderson with Cincinnati Animal CARE. “Hindsight being 20/20, it probably would have involved a whole lot more people.”

Animal control officers suffered unspecified injuries during the removal, and Anderson said the cat expert he called for help was amazed they were able to get the serval out of the tree at all.

“’I’d rather deal with a sober tiger,'" the expert said, according to Anderson.

The cat was treated for its broken leg and given a toxicology test, which came back positive for cocaine.

The cat's owner has cooperated with investigators, who decided not to press charges, and the serval has been receiving veterinary care at the zoo and being considered for a potential role as an ambassador animal.

alnilam posted:

People in regions that domesticated dairy animals evolved the lactase persistence gene in under 10k years, it's wild

quote:

Pod Mrcaru, for example, had an abundance of plants for the primarily insect-eating lizards to munch on. Physically, however, the lizards were not built to digest a vegetarian diet.

Researchers found that the lizards developed cecal valves—muscles between the large and small intestine—that slowed down food digestion in fermenting chambers, which allowed their bodies to process the vegetation's cellulose into volatile fatty acids.

"They evolved an expanded gut to allow them to process these leaves," Irschick said, adding it was something that had not been documented before. "This was a brand-new structure."

Along with the ability to digest plants came the ability to bite harder, powered by a head that had grown longer and wider.

UFOTacoMan posted:

what the gently caress, I didn't even see your post before I posted my dumb post

goth smoking cloves posted:

Mayor Dave posted:

For joementum

https://twitter.com/GMPaiella/status/1633467834948030464?t=jpMmfVXZblT5rAR6fbFDzw&s=19

Bethamphetamine posted:

And in this next enclosure to your right, you'll see the Cinncinnati Zoo's Ambassador for Cocaine.

BONGHITZ posted:

got any more lactose facts?

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

It's making fun of midwesterners/I think Mormons who predominantly take their meals with milk rather than water or wine or whatever

usually whole milk, too

Louisgod posted:

the jokes evolved independent from each other

BoothBaberGinsburg posted:

everything is so stupid, all the time, forever

trup

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1633510079738650634

Asproigerosis posted:

No it was cause there was a whole thing with proud boys far right about drinking milk as some sort of weird own against "soy boys" and vegans/vegetarians/enemies of meat or whatever.

PlushCow posted:

reposting

https://twitter.com/Marri/status/1538896871208411136

Consummate Professional posted:

https://twitter.com/chenweihua/status/1334567538534084608?s=12

WarMECH posted:

im spanker

Asproigerosis posted:

Evolution can happen really fast, almost like it was intelligently designed that way. Maybe earth isn't billions of years old and more like 6000 if that's how fast animals can "evolve". This is the truth libs don't want you to know, Darwin was stalins personal physician.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

William Bear posted:

"Jews are the Tibetans of Capitalism" sounds like a neo-Nazi metal band album.

https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1633489751163432965?s=20

smarxist posted:

imagine being intolerant of all the most delicious foods lmao

couldn't be me

WarMECH posted:

im spanker

Consummate Professional posted:

https://twitter.com/chenweihua/status/1334567538534084608?s=12