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Shifty Nipples

Goatse and Gallant posted:

That's not too much, what do you plan to today?

mostly

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Mar 8, 2023 20:36

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# ? May 30, 2024 23:40

DaChurl: I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.

Tacos from that place on the way back to work after my allergy shots. You know the one. Over by the grocery store? Right next to the Wendy's? Yeah, it's great we should go together sometime.

Treated myself to a Medium Diet Coke because today has been too much to handle with a Small Diet Coke.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 21:02

Charles Bukowski: Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

I like those compressed fruit and oat bars, I got a box last night at no-frills and ate em all from then until now.

Thank you Saoshyant for the lovely signature.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 21:28

cruft

Charles Bukowski posted:

I like those compressed fruit and oat bars, I got a box last night at no-frills and ate em all from then until now.

I would be too worried about the compressed fruit and oats rapidly expanding inside my digestive system and making me explode! :ohdear:

# ? Mar 8, 2023 21:29

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let's see for breakfast I had oatmeal, lunch was ryebread and for dinner I put some potatoes in the oven. I just went to the grocer and got some chicken salad for second dinner.

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Mar 8, 2023 21:37

more falafel please: forums poster

Rarity posted:

If you make a post in BYOB and it doesn't get counted then did you even post at all?

yes

Plant MONSTER. posted:

If How Wonderful could explain herself for this image I found

I don't need this negativity in my life!!!!

(slut just means "end" in swedish)

i guess i'm a swedish end then

Finger Prince posted:

Limoncello La Croix is pro tier. Also agree on key lime pie. Coconut is great, as is beach plum.
For non La croix, aha pomegranate blueberry is decent, and store brand anything citrus is generally fine. Some of the store brands do a something/vanilla which is really good. I've got a vanilla cherry one right now, and I used to be able to get an orange vanilla one that was a bit Creamsicle.

i don't care for the vanilla-ish lacroix flavors (limoncello/key lime). coconut tastes like sunscreen to me, but beach plum is Very Good

we drink a lot of the grocery store brand, Soleil, which you may well have if you live in the US because safeway/albertsons is like every grocery store anymore. i like the grapefruit and the blood orange

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:03

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

I like drinks that remind of the smell of sunscreen. Reminds of pretty days on the beach.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:11

The Postman

I'll try those lacroix flavors. I've had the brand before and wasn't blown away, but maybe I just got lame flavor

# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:22

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Goatse and Gallant posted:

Hello byob my day wasn't too amazing again sadly, I hope yours was better! What did you eat today?

honkwife cooked up some lovely noodles with shrimps and stuff for lunch, later she went shopping and came back with some lil cheesecakes, which were deeēeeelish�se

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:44

more falafel please: forums poster

because of the world baseball classic, i am once again reminded that the dutch word for baseball is "honkbal" because dutch is objectively the funniest language _{to native english speakers}

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:13

baka of lathspell

so my thing is near that cemetery i showed off in that one thread. i go there on break to walk around. today a v enthusiastic dog was v ready to play when i casually petted him and bit my hand. luckily as a cat owner i know to go limp af when that happens. in summary it ruled and was pretty chill tho

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# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:16

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

DaChurl posted:

Tacos from that place on the way back to work after my allergy shots. You know the one. Over by the grocery store? Right next to the Wendy's? Yeah, it's great we should go together sometime.

Treated myself to a Medium Diet Coke because today has been too much to handle with a Small Diet Coke.

boy do i know that feeling

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# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:24

cruft

Just finished an interview with a girl who blew us all away. I say "girl" here because she's not old enough to even rent a U-Haul.

We're going to offer her a position in our internship program but there's no way she doesn't already have 7 other offers lined up for the summer. You don't get into college at the age of 16 by being sort of okay at hustling.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:35

cruft

cruft posted:

Just finished an interview with a girl who blew us all away. I say "girl" here because she's not old enough to even rent a U-Haul.

We're going to offer her a position in our internship program but there's no way she doesn't already have 7 other offers lined up for the summer. You don't get into college at the age of 16 by being sort of okay at hustling.

I just realized my own daughter is older than this person. We really pressured cruft jrl to take her frickin' time growing up. You've got your entire adult life to grind away at some 9-5 job, there's no need to kill yourself getting there as fast as possible.

Anyway, this girl was impressive as hell and I hope she comes to work for us for, like, 3 months, until she gets poached by some company that wants to give her $150,000 base pay and a $50,000 signing bonus before she's old enough to buy alcohol.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:38

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

It's good to be bad folks

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# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:55

cruft

Rarity posted:

It's good to be bad folks

whoa what happened to that cute girl in your av? Did she turn into a spooky skeleton?

# ? Mar 9, 2023 00:00

Rarity: ~*4 LIFE*~

cruft posted:

whoa what happened to that cute girl in your av? Did she turn into a spooky skeleton?

I guess you could say she ate some ice cream that was... too sweet :smug:

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# ? Mar 9, 2023 00:01

cruft

Rarity posted:

I guess you could say she ate some ice cream that was... too sweet

# ? Mar 9, 2023 00:07

big black turnout

cruft posted:

Just finished an interview with a girl who blew us all away. I say "girl" here because she's not old enough to even rent a U-Haul.

We're going to offer her a position in our internship program but there's no way she doesn't already have 7 other offers lined up for the summer. You don't get into college at the age of 16 by being sort of okay at hustling.

as a former 16 year old colleger you absolutely can if you have overbearing abusive parents who force you to give up a chunk of your childhood to fulfill their child genius fantasy

# ? Mar 9, 2023 00:07

baka of lathspell

rarity thats a dankola av, truly too sweet

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# ? Mar 9, 2023 01:16

Finger Prince

big black turnout posted:

as a former 16 year old colleger you absolutely can if you have overbearing abusive parents who force you to give up a chunk of your childhood to fulfill their child genius fantasy

# ? Mar 9, 2023 01:43

more falafel please: forums poster

Finger Prince posted:

I like coconut because it tastes like sunscreen. Like you wish sunscreen tasted.

yeah this is what I've heard from everyone who like coconut lacroix. I like malort because it tastes like grapefruit rind soaked in gasoline, so I guess to each their own

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Mar 9, 2023 02:12

Robot Made of Meat

roomforthetuna posted:

We've been dogsitting this derpface for a week. She likes to wear her own ears as a hat for some reason, I assume it has religious significance.

The Dog who Mistook Her Ears for a Hat.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Mar 9, 2023 02:13

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Robot Made of Meat posted:

The Dog who Mistook Her Ears for a Hat.

lmao

# ? Mar 9, 2023 02:50

Goons Are Gifts

Hello pals it's noon here and I think I'm getting quite sick and that's not too pretty, I feel not as amazing as posting in byob should make me feel :ohdear:

# ? Mar 9, 2023 12:58

baka of lathspell

Goatse and Gallant posted:

Hello pals it's noon here and I think I'm getting quite sick and that's not too pretty, I feel not as amazing as posting in byob should make me feel

thats not super good. sick how if i may ask

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# ? Mar 9, 2023 13:05

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Goatse and Gallant posted:

Hello pals it's noon here and I think I'm getting quite sick and that's not too pretty, I feel not as amazing as posting in byob should make me feel

is there anything we can do to help?

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Mar 9, 2023 13:26

Manifisto

Goatse and Gallant posted:

Hello pals it's noon here and I think I'm getting quite sick and that's not too pretty, I feel not as amazing as posting in byob should make me feel

oh no! feel better buddy :sympathy:

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 9, 2023 13:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Taking a COVID test because I'm feeling puny. Likely allergies, though.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 13:48

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

I had a dream that I was sleeping on my back and an orange and white short haired kitty sat on my chest and fell asleep too.

thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

# ? Mar 9, 2023 14:35

cruft

I had a dream about a witch with an orb that allowed her to tap into the system bus of my computer and she injected DMA writes to screw with my applications.

So I guess I had a dream about FireWire.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 14:55

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

cruft posted:

I had a dream about a witch with an orb that allowed her to tap into the system bus of my computer and she injected DMA writes to screw with my applications.

So I guess I had a dream about FireWire.

Ah, the computer witch. I see you have weird dreams about my ex wife messing with your data too.

# ? Mar 9, 2023 14:58