Ukraine: The Aristoblyats

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Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Icon Of Sin posted:

Milking it for all it’s worth, as it were

I just don't want it to become cheesy

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Sir John Falstaff: Apr 13, 2010

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

One does well not to overuse a theme

I don't have a beef with it, personally.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 21:28

lightpole: Jun 4, 2004; I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

These are just terribull

# ? Mar 8, 2023 21:30

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

It would behoove them to move on.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 21:33

lightpole: Jun 4, 2004; I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

Need to come up with some moo material

# ? Mar 8, 2023 21:35

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 4 days!)

Before he pulls his gun from its Holstein and puts a few holes in their Jersey you could see from Aberdeen.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 21:36

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 4 days!)

буйвол буйвол буйвол буйвол буйвол буйвол буйвол.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 21:37

Cimber: Feb 3, 2014

Guess they are going to eat well tonight. I'm sure one of them might have been Russian infiltrators, best be safe!

# ? Mar 8, 2023 21:47

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Cimber posted:

Guess they are going to eat well tonight. I'm sure one of them might have been Russian infiltrators, best be safe!

Up armor them. Battle cattle.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 21:58

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Somebody get Meal Team 6 on a plane, stat!

# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:06

Parkingtigers: Feb 23, 2008; TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Were they elite special forces? Because they look to be out standing in their field.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:31

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Parkingtigers posted:

Were they elite special forces? Because they look to be out standing in their field.

Oh bra vo

Bra loving vo

# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:32

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Parkingtigers posted:

Were they elite special forces? Because they look to be out standing in their field.

Standing out like that is a good way to lose a leg or two. That would just make them ground beef, though.

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spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

These puns are so good they're bovine

# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:40

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

I heard moobilization is going particularly hard up in Moomansk. Lots of moobiks up there with no direction

# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:42

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Jesus H Christ please make this stop.

I blame you McNally. For shame�

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# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:46

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Hekk posted:

Jesus H Christ please make this stop.

I blame you McNally. For shame�

hekk gonna stage a couw

# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:48

CainFortea: Oct 15, 2004

Hekk posted:

Jesus H Christ please make this stop.

I blame you McNally. For shame�

Jeeze hekk, don't have a cow.

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# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:49

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

McNally posted:

"butter" steer clear, surely.

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I can't believe it actually let me give a mod a sixer.

edit - Ohh wait, it looks like I did this once before.

Hekk fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Mar 8, 2023

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pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008

CainFortea posted:

Jeeze hekk, don't have a cow.

Stop backseat mooderating

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Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

haha hekk actually going for the star

# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:54

Wrong Theory: Aug 27, 2005; Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code

Better hoof it out of here! (it can be a good calf workout)

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# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:55

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Hekk posted:

I can't believe it actually let me give a mod a sixer.

edit - Ohh wait, it looks like I did this once before.

Just churning out those probes I see

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# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:57

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Steaking his claim.

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# ? Mar 8, 2023 22:57

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

POLICE THAT MOOSTACHE

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# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:05

Quackles: Aug 11, 2018; Pixels of Light.

Hekk's trying to steer the discussion? :haw:

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# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:06

Wrong Theory: Aug 27, 2005; Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code

Hekk hates puns. Wagyu gonna do about it?

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# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:09

Nessus: Dec 22, 2003; After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!

Glad you guys can get the bull by the horns.

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HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

Dairy I say hekk has the four stomachs needed to survive how cheesy the thread has become

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# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:12

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Hekk status: not amoosed.

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Gaius Marius: Oct 9, 2012

Not liking the whey this threads going.

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# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:13

TheWeedNumber: Apr 20, 2020; by sebmojo

I wish I was an IK so I could sixer you all like that dumb coder who banned like twenty goons in the tech forum for no reason

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HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

The curds will not like this, they were valuable allies in the region

# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:17

bird food bathtub: Aug 9, 2003; College Slice

I think this entire conversation is going in one ear and out the udder. If this keeps up we're gonna have mods beefing with each other.

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# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:17

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

Hekk really butchered that one, this was a low steaks derail

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# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:21

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

It's not exactly a prime cut

# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:23

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

pmchem posted:

Hekk really butchered that one, this was a low steaks derail

He�ll give out posting steakations sooner or later.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:23

Hekk: Oct 12, 2012; 'smeper fi

Hah! You all made me hand out like a dozen 6ers.

Can we please focus our discussion on Ukraine now?

# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:38

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Crimea river

# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:44

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A Bad King: Jul 17, 2009; Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

The lurkers call this new thread development: "the curdling."

Ukraine your neck into the thread, and you're left muttering a solemn prayer for the ones who cannot post the content you crave.

# ? Mar 8, 2023 23:48

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