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Croccers posted:Yeah but like, Musk makes cars that drive into kids and wastes hundreds of millions on lovely tunnels so they don't build trains so like.... yeah. Hey ... Those cars also burst into flames AND locks the doors, but you never hear anyone talking about how he's saving them the cremation fees ...
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Nuts and Gum posted:Pigeons are flying rats and should be eradicated. Fancy restaurants call pigeon squab and charge you a bunch of money.
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Happy Landfill posted:Imagine thinking you're just jerking any regular no-name employee around like this, now imagine that same scenario and then realizing they're someone that the UN has deemed Better Than You In Every Conceivable Way, and also you're on the hook for 100mil if he gets fired because he's on an actual, no poo poo, Do Not Fire list Musk is going to have to pay 100 million because he thought "Figma" was some sort of ligma type joke
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LifeSunDeath posted:Watch till the end for the most epic deez nuts drop: Lmao
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Happy Landfill posted:You can tell that this is something he is absolutely 100% on the hook for seeing that he even bothered to apologize at all and tried to walk the whole thing back. What a loser It's amazing to see Musk gently caress up so bad that he gets dragged hard by Iceland's Nicest Guy™ on his own platform and then has to publicly apologize to him and ask him to come back afterwards.
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Happy Landfill posted:Imagine thinking you're just jerking any regular no-name employee around like this, now imagine that same scenario and then realizing they're someone that the UN has deemed Better Than You In Every Conceivable Way, and also you're on the hook for 100mil if he gets fired because he's on an actual, no poo poo, Do Not Fire list the musker bot comments in this thread are pretty gross.
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If Musk asked me what I did at his company, I'd ask him what he, actually, does at his company.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:If Musk asked me what I did at his company, I'd ask him what he, actually, does at his company. He (through me) convinces people not to buy Teslas. So far he's sold two Polestar 2s, a Kia EV6, and got someone on the waitlist for an Ioniq 6!
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Lol if u buy a car SMHD. Ever hearda BUSES?!
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Lol if u buy a car SMHD. Ever hearda BUSES?! heard of BUSSIES, but never BUSES
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3D Megadoodoo posted:If Musk asked me what I did at his company, I'd ask him what he, actually, does at his company. I did laugh at the post where Musk was complaining that the guy was tweeting all day instead of working. Just no self awareness.
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muscles like this! posted:I did laugh at the post where Musk was complaining that the guy was tweeting all day instead of working. Just no self awareness. He's the twit in chief, you see
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Happy Landfill posted:Also, this popped up today and lmao "I'm being cancelled!" Says a man on a major national news program.
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CommieGIR posted:"I'm being cancelled!" Says a man on a major national news program. Dilbert was dropped from a huge number of newspapers.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:If Musk asked me what I did at his company, I'd ask him what he, actually, does at his company. Hey I'm already doing that, find your own gig.
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Skwirl posted:Dilbert was dropped from a huge number of newspapers. Rightfully so, but if he was really getting cancelled in the way he claims he wouldn't have an interview on a major news program either.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:ekuNNN is the hero this thread deserves. ekuNNN is my favorite poster! Lady Jaybird fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Mar 8, 2023 |
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dervinosdoom posted:ekuNNN is my favorite poster! That edit notification gives off some serious thought police vibes. ekuNNN are you silencing nonbelievers?
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CommieGIR posted:"I'm being cancelled!" Says a man on a major national news program. Skwirl posted:Dilbert was dropped from a huge number of newspapers. sure, sometimes assholes lose business because of dumb poo poo they say, but only in extremely rare circumstances is someone truly "canceled", and usually it's because they are in jail like Harvey Weinstein. Even Louis CK gets gigs.
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dervinosdoom posted:ekuNNN is my favorite poster! Here’s mine 
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I love him trotting away like a cat that just fell. All good, meant to do that. If you crop out him reemerging, this would also work looped or boomerang
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It really seems like there should be a railing there. I see so many basement stairs like that with no railing and they seem like such hazards.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:
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dervinosdoom posted:ekuNNN is my favorite poster!  Reiche posted:That edit notification gives off some serious thought police vibes. ekuNNN are you silencing nonbelievers?  https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rr5v1sJrlG1qigfjt.mp4
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Skwirl posted:I didn't say kill, I said hunt. Pest control and hunting are different activities. You can hunt pests, though. Or is the difference in whether you call yourself a hunter or a pest controller?
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LifeSunDeath posted:heard of BUSSIES, but never BUSES Who want dey bussy rode?  Brawnfire posted:I love him trotting away like a cat that just fell. All good, meant to do that. Or, and hear me out... https://i.imgur.com/NKZGydq.mp4
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Glottis posted:sure, sometimes assholes lose business because of dumb poo poo they say, but only in extremely rare circumstances is someone truly "canceled", and usually it's because they are in jail like Harvey Weinstein. Even Louis CK gets gigs. Harvey Weinstein wasn't "cancelled," he's a rapist who was finally convicted of rape.
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Takes No Damage posted:Who want dey bussy rode? I went looking for the tweet and there's a followup.  https://twitter.com/ancpeoplemover/status/1516113199384313859
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Momma always said don't put all your eggs in one bussy
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do I even want to know what a bussy is? it seems like something I shouldn't be tossing into google
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I'm going to take back the bussy.
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ilmucche posted:tossing heh
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I'm going to take back the bussy. Da bussy? Great composer if you ask me.
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