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What is the most powerful flying bug?
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🦋 15 3.71%
🦇 115 28.47%
🪰 12 2.97%
🐦 67 16.58%
dragonfly 94 23.27%
🦟 14 3.47%
🐝 87 21.53%
Total: 404 votes
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Leandros
Dec 14, 2008

Zeroisanumber posted:

Not even scuba gear, 260 feet is too deep for commercial stuff.
I think you're mixing feet and meters maybe? You can dive that fine, probably need trimix or heliox and a shitload of decompression but it's not impossible at all.

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
John Ukraine put a ka-bar knife between his lips and dived all the way to the bottom on a single breath and stabbed the pipe so hard it exploded, propelling him back to Lviv

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1633788318767775745

Leandros
Dec 14, 2008

Some Guy TT posted:

https://twitter.com/IlvesToomas/status/1633693342285414400

i too am disgusted that the russians would engage in unprovoked bombing of estonia back in

checks notes

1944? weird how theyd waste time bombing estonia when they were busy fighting the nazis

I got a free city tour in Tallinn 10 years back and the way they explained the bombings being militarily not that impressive is it was International Women's Day so they let the women fly.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Leandros posted:

I think you're mixing feet and meters maybe? You can dive that fine, probably need trimix or heliox and a shitload of decompression but it's not impossible at all.

Okay, so how many chartered tugboats have trimix, heliox and decompression chambers?

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

Leandros posted:

I got a free city tour in Tallinn 10 years back and the way they explained the bombings being militarily not that impressive is it was International Women's Day so they let the women fly.

chicks rock

Leandros
Dec 14, 2008

Frosted Flake posted:

Okay, so how many chartered tugboats have trimix, heliox and decompression chambers?

Look I'm not saying it's a likely story (at all), just that particular part is not an issue. If we wanna talk hypotheticals, I don't think having a decompression chamber on a chartered ship would be super difficult but it probably would make more paper trail and it'd require a compressor and crane and whatnot, it drastically reduces your options. You don't actually need a chamber though, you can decompress by going up very slowly with stops at certain depths. It takes an absolutely inordinate amount of time at that depth and increases terribly the longer you stay, but it's doable.

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

lmao they flew that azov piece of poo poo taira to the white house and gave her an award on international women's day :shepicide:

https://good-time-invest.com/blog/ukrainian-paramedic-wins-international-women-of-courage-award/

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Leandros posted:

Look I'm not saying it's a likely story (at all), just that particular part is not an issue. If we wanna talk hypotheticals, I don't think having a decompression chamber on a chartered ship would be super difficult but it probably would make more paper trail and it'd require a compressor and crane and whatnot, it drastically reduces your options. You don't actually need a chamber though, you can decompress by going up very slowly with stops at certain depths. It takes an absolutely inordinate amount of time at that depth and increases terribly the longer you stay, but it's doable.

given the depth of around 250m, wouldn't they have to go up over the course of like three-four days?

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

Not the first nazi hanging around the white house.

Leandros
Dec 14, 2008

Zodium posted:

given the depth of around 250m, wouldn't they have to go up over the course of like three-four days?

See first post on this page

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Zodium posted:

given the depth of around 250m, wouldn't they have to go up over the course of like three-four days?

Which was either in the exclusion zone of a major military exercise, or, went totally unobserved by Russian and NATO maritime surveillance, the OSINT guys etc.

Just a ship drifting over critical infrastructure, no big deal. Pleasure cruises are known to remain at anchor for days at sea, trawlers and sport fishing charters too, lots of civilian dive boats in an area of extremely challenging depth with no ship wrecks or reefs or other tourist magnets.

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Leandros posted:

I think you're mixing feet and meters maybe? You can dive that fine, probably need trimix or heliox and a shitload of decompression but it's not impossible at all.

oh it's 260 feet, i see.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

imagine a headline that was like "How American Bombs Strengthened Antwerp's / Manila's / Formosa's Determination to Rebuild Its Independent Nation"

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Non-political Estonia of 1944

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

Nonsense posted:

Non-political Estonia of 1944

a country that wasn't political during WW2

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

lol at them pretending they're above this during a war of, according to them, survival

you already blew up some guy in a truck in order to gently caress up that bridge, you blew Dugins daughter up... but this is unimaginable? Sorry guy but are you at war or not?

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Regarde Aduck posted:

lol at them pretending they're above this during a war of, according to them, survival

you already blew up some guy in a truck in order to gently caress up that bridge, you blew Dugins daughter up... but this is unimaginable? Sorry guy but are you at war or not?

Tried to drone strike that ammo dump?

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Regarde Aduck posted:

John Ukraine put a ka-bar knife between his lips and dived all the way to the bottom on a single breath and stabbed the pipe so hard it exploded, propelling him back to Lviv

Been saying this!

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/WarshipCam/status/1625194603824484363?t=Ecz3eaINHTJlLOZMc4VoYw&s=19

Wow can you believe they named a whole ship after the former US Ambassador to Russia

USS McFail

Leandros
Dec 14, 2008

Frosted Flake posted:

Which was either in the exclusion zone of a major military exercise, or, went totally unobserved by Russian and NATO maritime surveillance, the OSINT guys etc.

Just a ship drifting over critical infrastructure, no big deal. Pleasure cruises are known to remain at anchor for days at sea, trawlers and sport fishing charters too, lots of civilian dive boats in an area of extremely challenging depth with no ship wrecks or reefs or other tourist magnets.

Let's be honest here, you're giving the same arguments as people countering Hersh's claims. You don't need to keep the ship stationary (or just turn off your transponders), just dump the people in the vicinity, have them use underwater scooters to get to the right spot, pick them up using a Zodiac or something like it by looking for diving buoys, none of these things are super specific to military divers (except maybe the explosives aspect, I'm not familiar with typical professional diving activities). Again, I doubt it's the truth, something along the lines of Hersh's story sounds much more likely, but it's not entirely impossible. If Russia had good intel on activity there, military or otherwise, they would've shouted it from the rooftops. Scandinavian countries would no doubt have little qualms covering theirs up.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Regarde Aduck posted:

John Ukraine put a ka-bar knife between his lips and dived all the way to the bottom on a single breath and stabbed the pipe so hard it exploded, propelling him back to Lviv

The Ghost of Kyiv
The Bhut of Bakhmut
The Naga of Nordstream

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Leandros posted:

I got a free city tour in Tallinn 10 years back and the way they explained the bombings being militarily not that impressive is it was International Women's Day so they let the women fly.

Lmao

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Plus, whoever decided to blow the pipeline isn't a complete moron in site selection (maybe they are if it was some private activity and just got lucky).

This is the number of ships, who actively report themselves, in the vicinity of one of the pipeline sabotages right now. It's not exactly a location where no ship ever passes by at low speed. There's a fishing boat moving around at less than 3 knots about two km from an explosion point today.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Leandros posted:

Let's be honest here, you're giving the same arguments as people countering Hersh's claims. You don't need to keep the ship stationary (or just turn off your transponders), just dump the people in the vicinity, have them use underwater scooters to get to the right spot, pick them up using a Zodiac or something like it by looking for diving buoys, none of these things are super specific to military divers (except maybe the explosives aspect, I'm not familiar with typical professional diving activities). Again, I doubt it's the truth, something along the lines of Hersh's story sounds much more likely, but it's not entirely impossible. If Russia had good intel on activity there, military or otherwise, they would've shouted it from the rooftops. Scandinavian countries would no doubt have little qualms covering theirs up.

The issue is that you absolutely need demolition specialists considering it was a complex operation and as well as the size munitions themselves. That is where the story completely falls apart, it didn’t seem like an attack by a bunch of amateurs.

That said, if you want guys quickly moving with large Zodiac boats with a sizable payload, you probably also have a specialized craft as well. That is going to look a bit obvious.

Hersh had a specific story that matched up at with the movement of a specific craft that would be capable of such a thing by a organization with the capacity to accomplish that.

Ardennes has issued a correction as of 14:44 on Mar 9, 2023

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

The time where Russia could not have good ISR would be during a NATO exercise, for obvious reasons.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Frosted Flake posted:

The time where Russia could not have good ISR would be during a NATO exercise, for obvious reasons.

Why do you argue that is obvious? Russia and others routinely observe each other’s exercises at sea, by design.

It’s not like during naval exercises, all the other countries look away out of modesty.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Slim Jim Pickens posted:

Putin is weaponizing bimboification
the western imperialists don't want people to see these tankie opera divas because they fear it might convert gay men to the russian cause (PYF tankie films)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6Vxwb-gJ1Q

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/WarshipCam/status/1625194603824484363?t=Ecz3eaINHTJlLOZMc4VoYw&s=19

Wow can you believe they named a whole ship after the former US Ambassador to Russia

few more coats of rust and it will be ready to enter service in the Ukrainian navy

Leandros
Dec 14, 2008

Ardennes posted:

The issue is that you absolutely need demolition specialists considering it was a complex operation and as well as the size munitions themselves. That is where the story falls apart for me, it didn’t seem like an attack by a bunch of amateurs.

That said, if you want guys quickly moving with large Zodiac boats with a sizable payload, you probably also have a specialized craft as well.

Hersh had a specific story that matched up at with the movement of a specific craft that would be capable of such a thing by a organization with the capacity to accomplish that.

I haven't read any of the stories claiming they were amateurs? I just looked it up and there are definitely professional diving services with experience in explosive demolition, I don't see why a rich Ukrainian couldn't find some likeminded people to do it for him and keep quiet (or just kill after the fact). You also wouldn't have to use any strange big zodiac, you dump your stuff overboard and haul it attached to a normal boat or underwater vehicle. I think the biggest issue with the story is indeed the size of the explosion. If the seismic data is correct and their readouts correspond with ~100kg of explosives, that and it being packaged for long-term existence in seawater, would seem indicative of government involvement. But these things were not tanks, they had 1.6" of steel and 4.3" of concrete as walls. I wouldn't be surprised if a good shaped charge of a couple kg could have gotten the job done.

Frosted Flake posted:

The time where Russia could not have good ISR would be during a NATO exercise, for obvious reasons.


I also fail to see why they would have to have done it during BALTOPS if they didn't need its cover.

mlmp08 posted:

Why do you argue that is obvious? Russia and others routinely observe each other’s exercises at sea, by design.

It’s not like during naval exercises, all the other countries look away out of modesty.
Look you're a pedant but picking apart sarcasm is too much, even for you.

Leandros has issued a correction as of 15:02 on Mar 9, 2023

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

mlmp08 posted:

(maybe they are if it was some private activity and just got lucky).

you are a menace

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1633823000637198336?s=20

:aaaaa:

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

mlmp08 posted:

Why do you argue that is obvious? Russia and others routinely observe each other’s exercises at sea, by design.

It’s not like during naval exercises, all the other countries look away out of modesty.

No, but they can't exactly come by and drop sonarbuoys or board and search vessels, can they?

Russian trawlers shadow NATO fleets, but during exercises it's from a significant distance.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
some day we might figure out who did it.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Frosted Flake posted:

No, but they can't exactly come by and drop sonarbuoys or board and search vessels, can they?

Russia can’t just board and search vehicles in other countries’ EEZs, even outside of NATO exercises.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
it was the yanks or somebody acting at their behest, hth

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Cerebral Bore posted:

it was the yanks or somebody acting at their behest, hth

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

sergei eisenstein is rolling and laughing in his grave; finally a hundred years after his death, his finest work has been achieved.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


they must be winning big!

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Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Leandros posted:

I haven't read any of the stories claiming they were amateurs? I just looked it up and there are definitely professional diving services with experience in explosive demolition, I don't see why a rich Ukrainian couldn't find some likeminded people to do it for him and keep quiet (or just kill after the fact). You also wouldn't have to use any strange big zodiac, you dump your stuff overboard and haul it attached to a normal boat or underwater vehicle. I think the biggest issue with the story is indeed the size of the explosion. If the seismic data is correct and their readouts correspond with ~100kg of explosives, that and it being packaged for long-term existence in seawater, would seem indicative of government involvement. But these things were not tanks, they had 1.6" of steel and 4.3" of concrete as walls. I wouldn't be surprised if a good shaped charge of a couple kg could have gotten the job done.

I also fail to see why they would have to have done it during BALTOPS if they didn't need its cover.

Look you're a pedant but picking apart sarcasm is too much, even for you.

Do you know the size of the holes they blew in them? Also, if you need a bunch of specialized equipment, a large amount of explosives, and a diving team your probably not going to jam them all on a smaller craft. In particular, you want those explosives to be properly balanced.

Yeah, what is the motive for a Ukrainian billionaire here anyway, how is he getting money out of what would actually be a very expensive operation?

Ardennes has issued a correction as of 15:17 on Mar 9, 2023

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