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Cyrano4747: Sep 25, 2006; Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Karate Bastard posted:

I am rich engough to take a violent crap all over you, and rich enough to claim that I didn't, which I just did, and you are considering letting me take further dumps, onto your head, and, otherwise person.

Dude's got a degenerative disease that is going to cost a lot of money before it kills him and wants to try and get his family set up financially before that happens.

If I were in that boat and some mercurial billionaire was a key factor in making that happen? I'd let him take literal dumps, not metaphorical twitter post insult dumps, on my head if that's what it took.

loving sucks, it's wrong, etc. but it's the world we live in and the hand that guy was dealt.

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Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

It's not even that big of a dump. If I was considered some kind of near-saint in my home country and Elon Musk was fumbling through some attempt at le epic pwnage for a big payout I think I'd be ok with it.

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Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

That guy should ride this for all its worth. Taking money from elon is always blessed.

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Scratch Monkey posted:

It is a very lawyerly way of saying �I want to look contrite without admitting personal responsibility�

It's still really funny because of how transparent it is, how now he's saying "wait hold up let's pump the brakes on dunking on this guy" and all his legions of stans who have been all-in on dragging Halli to hell and back now suddenly have to reverse course and be all-in on him actually being fine. Whether they just deny reality and pretend the last 24 hours never happened or they somehow manage to spin some yarn about how everything they've posted about him is consistent and correct actually, either way it means they've spent every waking moment of the past day extremely uncomfortable and that is hilarious

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Everybody has that dream where your in school taking a test and haven�t studied? This is that test.

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Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Cartoon Man posted:

Everybody has that dream where your in school taking a test and haven�t studied? This is that test.

I think every teacher has hosed up their recycled test questions like this at least once. I know I have.

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald: Feb 2, 2017

Cartoon Man posted:

Everybody has that dream where your in school taking a test and haven�t studied? This is that test.

This reads like one of those Facebook trick math questions that exist so people can feel smug about 'getting' the trick. I hate those things.

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Ah yes, the Louisiana state literacy test for black people

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Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Data Graham posted:

Ah yes, the Louisiana state literacy test for black people

Now with added anti-Irish sentiment!

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Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

This reads like one of those Facebook trick math questions that exist so people can feel smug about 'getting' the trick. I hate those things.

The smug people are a means to an end. The real goal is to get those people and the idiots who get belligerent when challenged to get in a big fight.

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Golden Dragon: Apr 9, 2007; Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon

Obviously the second graders ate 0 apples since there were 32 chocolate coins right there to eat instead.

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Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Barometer posted:

I think I blocked that memory. Edit; gently caress, yeah Beastmaster was the poo poo, too.

Jesus, Beastmaster. That one has to win for weirdest poo poo-out-of-nowhere. The green gummi worms that go in your ear and turn into into a roided-out rage monster, the big leathery-winged dudes that bear-hug you and dissolve you with acid, the loving ferrets.

Okay, it's at least a toss-up between it and Krull.

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Draven: May 6, 2005; friendship is magic

Phanatic posted:

Jesus, Beastmaster. That one has to win for weirdest poo poo-out-of-nowhere. The green gummi worms that go in your ear and turn into into a roided-out rage monster, the big leathery-winged dudes that bear-hug you and dissolve you with acid, the loving ferrets.

Okay, it's at least a toss-up between it and Krull.

I had a pair of ferrets when I was a kid named kodo and podo because of Beastmaster. I miss those little bastards.

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PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Nenonen posted:

Now with added anti-Irish sentiment!

for sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsg29nIkl5o :nws:

(Blazing Saddles)

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Cartoon Man posted:

I�m the dolled-up baby

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Phanatic posted:

Jesus, Beastmaster. That one has to win for weirdest poo poo-out-of-nowhere. The green gummi worms that go in your ear and turn into into a roided-out rage monster, the big leathery-winged dudes that bear-hug you and dissolve you with acid, the loving ferrets.

Okay, it's at least a toss-up between it and Krull.

The worms WERE from beastmaster?! I thought they were for the longest time, then I thought they were from star trek because I saw a clip from wrath of khan.

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GoodyTwoShoes: Oct 26, 2013

Milo and POTUS posted:

The worms WERE from beastmaster?! I thought they were for the longest time, then I thought they were from star trek because I saw a clip from wrath of khan.

I thought it was just a liquid, in Beastmaster? (Wrath of Khan had dark brown worm.) Guess I know what I'll be watching this weekend!

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Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

My earbuds have been named "Yeerks" for years

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Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

what's the thread consensus on nominative determinism?

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Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Leon Sumbitches posted:

what's the thread consensus on nominative determinism?

You tell me, Johnny Badposter

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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Mar 9, 2023 21:50

Mister Speaker: May 8, 2007; WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Phanatic posted:

the big leathery-winged dudes that bear-hug you and dissolve you with acid

I somehow internalized this memory as a young kid and it changed in my mind to scary robots in trenchcoats that would wrap you up in their coats and turn you into goo. Posted this vague hazy memory in an SA thread a while back and someone was like "nope that's Beastmaster, it was these dragon things." I watched the video and it sent a chill down my spine; my mind's version of it was pretty scary but seeing it just like I did as a toddler chilled me.

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Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

LifeSunDeath posted:

Load-bearing dicks.

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Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

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Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Dixville posted:

(in the JORTS)

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Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

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Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

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Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

Kheldarn posted:

Oh you�re just gonna make me cry while browsing yospos like that? drat dude

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Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

Sentient Data posted:

My earbuds have been named "Yeerks" for years

that's animorphs

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Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Oh you�re just gonna make me cry while browsing yospos like that? drat dude

Well, they don't call it the Swamp of Bliss, do they?

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Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

That post shook me so much I thought I was in a different forum

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Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Can I change my name to Violent Crap?

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Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

That post shook me so much I thought I was in a different forum

My work here is done (for now…)

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?