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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for bailing on being a groomsmen for a friend's wedding on the morning of the wedding? Ill have what he's having!
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Google's only pulling up this page on that one ,you got a link?
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Mar 9, 2023 19:44
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teen witch posted:I’m blessed that my great aunt did a massive genealogy undertaking in 94 and mapped our family tree to like the 1600s in the Netherlands. Couldn’t be me with that ancestry.com poo poo, and I’ve told my mom I’d never do it if she did. Reread this and holy cow, if you are descended from Dutch settlers of the 1600s I am green with envy. Dutch New York is fascinating.
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Mar 9, 2023 19:46
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I have never looked like my genealogy and don't really have an inclination to. Those old fart ancestors can't help me now.
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Mar 9, 2023 19:49
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every time I see the title I think of this clip and lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxOAhsCd-Jo
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Mar 9, 2023 19:52
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Ill have what he's having!
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Mar 9, 2023 19:56
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trickybiscuits posted:Reread this and holy cow, if you are descended from Dutch settlers of the 1600s I am green with envy. Dutch New York is fascinating. ehhhhh it’s black comedy in multiple ways, one could say
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Mar 9, 2023 19:58
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teen witch posted:ehhhhh it’s black comedy in multiple ways, one could say And you wonder why I enjoy working with you.
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Mar 9, 2023 20:00
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Quackles posted:AITA for asking my boyfriend why his check was off by 15 cents? "Audited by the IRS in the butt in front of my girlfriend over 15 cents by Chuck Tingle "
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Mar 9, 2023 20:11
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Nerdlord Actual posted:Google's only pulling up this page on that one ,you got a link? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/11mxuv6/aita_for_bailing_on_being_a_groomsmen_for_a/
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Mar 9, 2023 20:13
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trickybiscuits posted:On-topic: "I love the idea of being a QA Tester for a AAA game! I get to play games all day... What do you mean I have to play through this quicktime event 480 times as part of a regression test??!?"
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Mar 9, 2023 20:15
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Plucky Brit posted:Brain injury leading to mild/moderate delirium and mania? Sounds like the OP took Super Leaf Kratom
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Hughlander posted:"I love the idea of being a QA Tester for a AAA game! I get to play games all day... What do you mean I have to play through this quicktime event 480 times as part of a regression test??!?" Offtopic, but if anyone wants to get into game-testing, but not the soul-destroying slog that is functional testing, consider localization. Loc testing only starts a few months before release, so the game is basically complete, the focus is on decent translation and text overlapping/audio cuts, plus any weird functional bugs caused by changing the ingame assets to another language. Games testing is extremely stupid and dysfunctional, but localization is a bit less stupid than other paths. edit: Games QA has frequently been described as a dead-end for people who want to actually advance in the industry, but I personally know many people who went from - bog-standard QA jobs to genuinely influential roles in the industry. One is a senior producer for COD, and when I knew him, he was a lowly QA tester. Pookah fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Mar 9, 2023 |
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Mar 9, 2023 20:51
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i am a moron posted:Mama says it’s cause they got all them teeth, but no tooth brush I appreciated this.
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Mar 9, 2023 20:54
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FMguru posted:She's lucky it wasn't just an endless series of blurry pictures of his balls. <Wayne Gretzky glances around, sweating profusely>
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Arsenic Lupin posted:AITA for bailing on being a groomsmen for a friend's wedding on the morning of the wedding? quote:One note, no substances were involved in my experience, just an nde brought on by not breathing for the perfect amount of time. Actually this reminds me of that link someone posted months ago about a guy eating The Destroying Angel (an extremely lethal mushroom) and surviving: https://blog.mycology.cornell.edu/2006/11/22/i-survived-the-destroying-angel/
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Crocobile posted:??? Did he hold his breath for a really long amount of time?? No, he lost oxygen to his brain during the accident for just long enough to
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Kurieg posted:No, he lost oxygen to his brain during the accident for just long enough to More like he blew off the Wedding to go Surfing.
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teen witch posted:Youuuu gotta be real careful there with that, and keeping in mind the history of America. It’s far more nuanced, and bloody. 
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Mar 9, 2023 22:28
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The fact that enlightenment dude won't say what the accident was makes me think drugs, or jerking off too hard while using some type of asphyxiation aid
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Mar 9, 2023 22:29
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Honestly, it sounds like he held his breath too long while at the beginning of a mental breakdown of some sort
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Mar 9, 2023 22:33
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Probably spent to much time in the old TCC breath holding megathread.
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Mar 9, 2023 22:40
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Quackles posted:AITA for asking my boyfriend why his check was off by 15 cents? The IRS is not going to turn down a check, 15 cents short or not.
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Mar 9, 2023 22:45
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sullat posted:The IRS is not going to turn down a check, 15 cents short or not. When I was just starting to file taxes (on paper forms) I made a minor mistake and got a letter from the IRS wanting me to pay a tiny amount. I don't doubt they'll cash the check, but they will spend more money on postage to collect that 15 cents.
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Mar 9, 2023 23:16
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tax software rounds cents. does this lady hop on the phone with turbotax when she does her taxes
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AceClown posted:have an actual r/relationships post happening in real time Interesting, this has been disabled because of the "copyright owner."
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quantumwell posted:When I was just starting to file taxes (on paper forms) I made a minor mistake and got a letter from the IRS Yeah my first interaction with the IRS was getting a letter telling me I'd made a $2 mistake but that they were gonna forgive me. This time.
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Mar 9, 2023 23:56
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trickybiscuits posted:they were given no warning they would be let go, and we need a better system to inform them if their job is in jeopardy Is there actually an industry where a PIP is about improving performance and not building a case for termination with cause? I would take being put on a PIP as a notice that my job is already gone, not that it's just in jeopardy.
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Ensign Expendable posted:Is there actually an industry where a PIP is about improving performance and not building a case for termination with cause? I would take being put on a PIP as a notice that my job is already gone, not that it's just in jeopardy. We've had people at my current job recover from a PIP, but those people still had the good sense to exit as soon as they could after.
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C&F hearing pending bar resultsquote:Has anyone had one of these? Mine is related to some criminal charges and probation violation from when I was a dumb college kid. They are asking for all sorts of information from me to provide before my hearing, but my main question is are they going to ask the victims for input/ does that have any bearing on their decision?
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Barudak posted:We've had people at my current job recover from a PIP, but those people still had the good sense to exit as soon as they could after. Yup, its incredibly rare. We're going through that at my office and its pretty obvious that they are just trying to find a way to justify cutting people without saying they are cutting people.
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Not necessarily /r/ but this got a laugh out of me On the League of Legends subreddit:  The top comment: 
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AITA for making emasculating a guy by making a "racist" commentquote:Hi! I'm not a normal reddit poster but my husband suggested here.
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I have a hard time believing everyone at the table laughed at these jokesRPATDO_LAMD posted:"I had an older lady who was like a 3rd grandmother to me, and when I was young I begged her to teach me "pasta". So I'm pretty fluent." What? RPATDO_LAMD posted:"Oh I have more italian in me after a couple of drinks." What??
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Mar 10, 2023 00:21
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The second one is a rephrasing of a pretty well-known sex joke. But if you didn't know that it might not be funny.
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:I have a hard time believing everyone at the table laughed at these jokes she’s referring to the Italian penis of her husband being inside her during sexual intercourse, op.
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Mar 10, 2023 00:26
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It means "noodles" in Italian
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The first one is a literal child not knowing what Italian is called, but recognising it as another language. It's supposed to be cute
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:I have a hard time believing everyone at the table laughed at these jokes Toddler knows what pasta is and knows the lady who makes pasta speaks a different language and wanted to learn it but as she was a toddler, she just called it pasta instead of Italian. Grown up lady gets horny for her Italian boyfriend when she's had a couple drinks. Not all jokes are laughter inducing in all contexts, like being told in a later story to explain why someone may or may not be an rear end in a top hat.
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i am a moron posted:Honestly, it sounds like he held his breath too long while at the beginning of a mental breakdown of some sort It sounds like an almost textbook manic episode.
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