[TRUMP] RIP Jimbee, off to the great climbing tree in the sky

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who is last to drop out of the primary before trump is nominated? This poll is closed.
desantis	128	29.91%
rubio	33	7.71%
haley	57	13.32%
goku	210	49.07%
Total:	358 votes

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

19 o'clock posted:

all taxation is theft

thing is when you make more money you get taxed more so $16k a month is probably prettt close to middle class after you consider that and

the middle class are people like doctors and lawyers who are partners in their firms

everyone under that is just working poor

if you can't tell your job to gently caress off and go do what you want for a few months you aren't middle class

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:09

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# ? May 28, 2024 10:03

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

Bethamphetamine posted:

Still going

https://twitter.com/misguidedsoul7/status/1634191886041731077

Scott Adams is a very divorced and lonely man lol

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:09

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

a.lo is right, for the first time ever

lol

I still love the line �don�t tell them about my bee hole disaster�

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:10

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:10

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

deadwing posted:

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1634065024087109632

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:11

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

crazy how this happens

https://twitter.com/npr/status/1634171012127367174

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:12

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Good morning, happy friday, here is some anime with pretty music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOm1-PFsLv0

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:12

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

neutral milf hotel posted:

crazy how this happens

https://twitter.com/npr/status/1634171012127367174

Far right. Yea.

We need to have a dialog and be more open to ideas that come from the other end of the political spectrum, this divisive atmosphere is paralyzing our society.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:13

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

emfive posted:

Good morning, happy friday, here is some anime with pretty music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOm1-PFsLv0

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:13

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/jesseprimetime/status/1633995976850436104

I'm legit trying to watch this but every 5 seconds there's a clip from Fox news or a movie that was huge 30 years ago and I feel like I'm having a stroke

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:14

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

Trump

TRUMP

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:14

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

if I got 16k in a single month almost all of my problems would go away

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:17

holtemon: May 2, 2019; Dancing is forbidden

I can't find that .mp4 with the guy shouting TRUMP to them theme of Van Halen's Jump and it's driving me nuts

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:17

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

Consummate Professional posted:

if I got 16k in a single month almost all of my problems would go away

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:17

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Sounds like men under 30 need to git gud

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:18

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:18

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

if we want to save our democracy, now is the time for respectful and thorough dialogue with ~~Nazis~~ the far right

edit

emfive posted:

Far right. Yea.

We need to have a dialog and be more open to ideas that come from the other end of the political spectrum, this divisive atmosphere is paralyzing our society.

I don't know if I just cribbed your post or if we had the same thought at the same time this is happening to me more and more

I'm on steroids right now for bad lung stuff so I maybe going crazy

I'm donal trum

UFOTacoMan has issued a correction as of 15:21 on Mar 10, 2023

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:19

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

Consummate Professional posted:

if I got 16k in a single month almost all of my problems would go away

id be happy with 8k

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:22

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

External Organs posted:

Sounds like men under 30 need to git gud

they're dorks and losers

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:22

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Consummate Professional posted:

if I got 16k in a single month almost all of my problems would go away

probably, it's really nice not having to worry about financial stuff

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:22

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

Consummate Professional posted:

if I got 16k in a single month almost all of my problems would go away

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:22

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Working as intended

quote:

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has empowered state and local officials to remove classroom and library books that they deem offensive, and author Jodi Picoult was surprised to learn this week that her book about the granddaughter of a Holocaust survivor was recently targeted for a ban in Florida.

In an interview with the Washington Post, Picoult called out Martin County, Florida for removing her book "The Storyteller," in which the aforementioned granddaughter of the Holocaust survivor meets with an elderly S.S. officer.

"Banning �The Storyteller� is shocking, as it is about the Holocaust and has never been banned before," she tells the Post, and went on to describe the decision as "a shocking breach of freedom of speech and freedom of information."

She also chided Martin County for being "the first to ban twenty of my books at once."

While DeSantis is not involved in choosing which books to remove, his Department of Education has issued guidance saying that schools should "err on the side of caution" and to remove books that they wouldn't feel "comfortable reading aloud."

This has been taken as a green light by many local officials to broadly censor books, even including a children's biography of late baseball great Roberto Clemente.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:23

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

they're dorks and losers

My trumpin co worker is constantly posting cringey poo poo on Facebook about how he'd be good to date. It's so bad.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:23

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

UFOTacoMan posted:

if we want to save our democracy, now is the time for respectful and thorough dialogue with ~~Nazis~~ the far right

edit

I don't know if I just cribbed your post or if we had the same thought at the same time this is happening to me more and more

I'm on steroids right now for bad lung stuff so I maybe going crazy

I'm donal trum

I know what you mean but a "journalist" saw literally a giant swastika and declined to label the "group" as self-identifying Nazis.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:23

Jon Irenicus: Apr 23, 2008; YO ASSHOLE

my work last week sent out a phishing email test disguised as a payroll scam to check our readiness and based on the passive aggressive follow-up tone I bet a bunch of people fell for it lmao

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:23

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

the current crop of twenty-something guys were the first generation to grow up in and be shaped by social media, and their brains are all hosed up. their self-perception is warped and their expectations are insane.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:25

Lladre: Jun 28, 2011; Soiled Meat

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

https://twitter.com/HBPoliceDept/status/1633981045266608131

There is only like one road that goes in and out of huntington. So everyone knows where they are going to be.

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:28

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

the current crop of twenty-something guys were the first generation to grow up in and be shaped by social media, and their brains are all hosed up. their self-perception is warped and their expectations are insane.

uhh thats everyone, not just twenty-something guys

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:28

Jon Irenicus: Apr 23, 2008; YO ASSHOLE

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

the current crop of twenty-something guys were the first generation to grow up in and be shaped by social media, and their brains are all hosed up. their self-perception is warped and their expectations are insane.

I've got some bad news for you about literally everyone else too

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:30

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

the current crop of twenty-something guys were the first generation to grow up in and be shaped by social media, and their brains are all hosed up. their self-perception is warped and their expectations are insane.

sure but consider the following:

https://i.imgur.com/3vMhKp3.mp4

# ? Mar 10, 2023 15:32