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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Lula going with carrot and stick with the military it seems. Carrot being a new modernization program for the armed forces and stick is kicking a lot of military from Government jobs, especially those suspected to be involved with Jan 8 in some form.

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bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
https://twitter.com/revistaforum/status/1615639109413834753

there comes the stick maybe? idk

kinda hosed up we're collectively threatened and blackmailed by these pathetic manlets

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

https://twitter.com/MomentsofBrazi1/status/1615485492383850507

also Bolsonaro spent at least 75 million bucks with the presidential credit card and including the poo poo he bought there was a subscription to a porn site. The Gooner President.

e: lmao Kogos getting international recognition

https://twitter.com/QanonAnonymous/status/1615832076179361793

Plutonis has issued a correction as of 05:42 on Jan 19, 2023

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/synshow/status/1612687613936246784

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011



lol those three talking about kogos is a turn of things that I completely did not loving expect

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

im going to kick his rear end

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

The yanomami stuff is incredibly depressing. Their reservation got barely any medical and food supplies from the government last year and over a THIRD of the population caught Malaria, with a hundred dead children, all while having their cries for help ignored...

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Lol at the “stalinism” claims when the proper remedy for that bullshit is in fact doing a “stalinism”

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


lollontee posted:

im going to kick his rear end

he got a girlfriend now, Lula's most ambitious campaign promise is true

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

ZearothK posted:

he got a girlfriend now, Lula's most ambitious campaign promise is true

>its real

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
https://twitter.com/CarlosBolsonaro/status/1620484520175869952

welp if the american conservasphere will have him maybe things will get funny after his arrest warrant is made

although now i'm counting on nothing happening for a while

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Ambev has a 30 billion reais debt that they have been hiding, way worse than Americanas. Lemann might probably be the biggest crook of our time.

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012
Hey, since ponzi and pyramid schemes are basically the new hot thing (and the basis for web 3.0), someone would have taken the crown from Eike Batista sooner or later!

I imagine Havan stores cannot be far behind. That comapny makes no loving sense. Spreading dozens of massive stores in remote places, headed by a nobody who somehow managed to grow exponentially during the 'cursed' commie PT years.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Plutonis posted:

Ambev has a 30 billion reais debt that they have been hiding, way worse than Americanas. Lemann might probably be the biggest crook of our time.

if there is a man that will be a complete utter lmao to see ruined is him

the sheer satisfaction of just imagining that is sweet

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


Man, we really have the dumbest politicians in the world.

Halser
Aug 24, 2016
Brasil #1

some other countries try though

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

The plan to frame Moraes is so stupid I do in fact wonder if it's real, especially since it took so long for Marcos do Val to snitch on it, but considering the other 'conspirator' just got visited by the feds...

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012
At thos point they just need to keep their moron followers engaged with "something is happening SOON!". I mean, do Val literally posted an ABIN calendar (!!) pretending it was a big secret dossier that will implode the government.

In the meantime, they can keep trying stuff, sheltered by parliamentary immunity, and hope that 1-the government/Supreme Court fucks up, making them look good, or 2-the econome shits itself and the 'neutral' media and companies support them again.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Plutonis posted:

The plan to frame Moraes is so stupid I do in fact wonder if it's real, especially since it took so long for Marcos do Val to snitch on it, but considering the other 'conspirator' just got visited by the feds...

I doubt it. I think it was an afterthought, something he came up hastly to try to deffuse the situation (making him not look like a traitor) and appear to come out on top

For me it seems he freaked out for some reason, and decided to go down shooting. But than during that long morning he got some calls that made him change his mind, something like an offer he could not refuse. Than he tries to take it all back but he already said too much

The Bolsonaros are so ridiculous we often forget they are dangerous people too, with lots of dangerous friends. These are people who had militia men and death squad members for dinner in their house every week

Elias_Maluco has issued a correction as of 21:51 on Feb 4, 2023

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


That’s it though. The hard part is having that nuance: they are utterly ridiculous dumbasses and also dangerous criminals. What makes them work is the fact that the first part is something everyone perceives to the detriment of realizing the latter

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012
Yes. People look at the successful tyrannies and butchers of the past with a filter, making them look always competent, smart and on the ball. We forget that 90% of the time they were ridiculous, bumbling bizarre morons, and still managed to take over and win half the time.

The March for Family with Christ in 1964 was basically the same bunch of lunatic fear-crazy racist morons, and that was all it took to get the similarly stupid and greedy military to come out and join up.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

dead gay comedy forums posted:

That’s it though. The hard part is having that nuance: they are utterly ridiculous dumbasses and also dangerous criminals. What makes them work is the fact that the first part is something everyone perceives to the detriment of realizing the latter

Speaking of ridiculous and stupid petty crime, Michelle Bolsonaro drained the pool on the presidential palace where Koi carps gifted by Hirohito in the 80s lived (killing all of them in the process) to collect... Pennies which people threw at it. Also she used taxpayer money for breast implants.

Plutonis has issued a correction as of 00:34 on Feb 6, 2023

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

lmfao

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
how was your carnaval goons? down here it seems people were finally out after the pandemic, pretty insane turnout, very cool overall with some exceptions

https://twitter.com/revistaforum/status/1629934340565004289

that's right

Honest Thief
Jan 11, 2009
mc bin laden featuring on a gorillaz track
https://twitter.com/nulljabes/status/1629966331863871488

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Brazilian South's Hitler Particles out of control. After several Vineyards were found to be using slave labor from Northeasterns and Argentineans, with them living in squalid conditions and regularly beaten, the Chamber of Commerce of the city in which the Vineyards were located blamed the welfare programs on reducing the labor market and forcing them to enslave people and one of the city councilors insulted the Northeasterns, calling them lazy and that the vineyards shouldn't have hired them at all.

Plutonis has issued a correction as of 04:59 on Mar 4, 2023

Halser
Aug 24, 2016
and to call the penalty to the vineyard owners a slap on the wrist would be an understatement

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Holy poo poo that Sandro Fantinel said some truly horrible and stupid poo poo about the workers, like actually vile :eyepop:

Kunster
Dec 24, 2006

During the Guaido years I remember the coverage from the Globo-funded tv here being in the night "Oh look at these clever venezuelans, taking jobs and working out ways to call eachother between the border to establish new lives here to escape the clutches of Chavez" and in the day "These venezuelans are being too bothersome, have you noticed they're already getting up jobs and showing up with phones, which are top of the line??" and I wonder if they wanted an early 2000's Ukrainans in Portugal sorta workforce where they were on a position where despite any qualifications, they couldn't say no to any sort of work.

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012
So, brazilian chud lawmaker apparently decided it was time to stand out from the rest of the chud pack.

https://veja.abril.com.br/coluna/radar/deputado-bolsonarista-exalta-hitler-na-tribuna-da-assembleia-no-ms/


There was the usual "Now, this book may be vile, but it's MORE wrong to censor it, free speech blabla" spiel in the actual speech, but it's still a very naked attention grab and tacit defense.

I think we are officially past the "Nazis were commies" stage and fully into the "Hey, commies were real bad, but you know who was great at handling them? Our old friend Adolf!" era.

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014


Have to admit to being completely out of the loop about the Saudi jewels saga that's hovering over Bolsoman

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

frajaq posted:

Have to admit to being completely out of the loop about the Saudi jewels saga that's hovering over Bolsoman

this sounds like an airport thriller plot

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012

frajaq posted:

Have to admit to being completely out of the loop about the Saudi jewels saga that's hovering over Bolsoman

It's simple and dumb, as are most things regarding the clan.

Bozo and his peeps got several jewels, luxury watches and guns from Gulf monarchs, especially while negotiating the same of an oil refinery that he sold to the Saudis for about 10 billion less than its actual value.

Usually, such expensive gifts go into a public vault; they belong to the OFFICE of the president, not the person. The president can opt to purchase them by paying in some cases, if it's something they like or can afford.

Instead, Bozo tried several times to have them given directly to him instead of customs and the vault, by sending official flights to collect them, his staff members, and even high-level military officers. One such jewel was actually smuggled into the country in a box by an admiral, who claimed that he didn't know what it was.

For once, the public workers said that they could not comply and deliver, despite the many attempts. It's also not clear how many other foreign gifts were not 'intercepted' by the first family; at least one box of jewels has been confirmed to have been obtained directly by Bozo.

I'm guessing it won't amount to anything because it "makes the Armed Forces look bad", which is apparently the main concern, and also the current person investigating is the wife of a bolsonarista congressperson.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

https://leftypol.org/leftypol/src/1679432934505.mp4

Lula I kneel

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011


Update: Soon after saying that, Moro unearthed a supposed plan by the PCC cartels to kill him and the Intercept has been accused to get money from that same organization.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Lula dont you try to sway me

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/AssLatam/status/1640411930056863746

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
https://twitter.com/NDB_int/status/1640647599861665792

great things are happening in China

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

the ".us" in the burger place Instagram account name really does it for me

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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Brazilian Media carrying water for Bolsonaro again lol

https://www1.folha.uol.com.br/opiniao/2023/03/bolsonaro-de-volta.shtml

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