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Aramis posted:Sell these underwater assets to who? Aquaman?
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These loans are currently worth 60 cents on the dollar. That's a far cry from what I'd call the "bulk"
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Mar 11, 2023 01:13
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Aramis posted:These loans are currently worth 60 cents on the dollar. That's a far cry from what I'd call the "bulk"
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I was specifically referring to this:cat botherer posted:Yeah but getting the bulk of the value back won't take 15 years. I just think that taking a 40% loss (probably plus or minus 10% depending on the timeline) does not qualify as getting the bulk of the value back.
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Elias_Maluco posted:Personally, what I really want AI to be used in games is for ... AI Agree with this. Sports games and fighting games in particular could benefit a lot from AI learning that tracks and adapts to a player's tendencies instead of just making the opponent faster, stronger, etc. Like a basketball or football that learns your play calls over time or a Street Fighter game that knows what combos you like to go for and poo poo like that.
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Mar 11, 2023 01:51
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unless AI is cheaper and faster than just having internet multiplayer I doubt we're going to get good AI for games.
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Mar 11, 2023 01:57
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when i play online it seems my teammates are all ai but the opponents are pro gamers trained by a multi million dollar coach
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OctaMurk posted:when i play online it seems my teammates are all ai but the opponents are pro gamers trained by a multi million dollar coach  Score based matchmaking sucks.
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Twitter's full of this now: https://twitter.com/Suhail/status/1634271484133924864 https://twitter.com/Suhail/status/1634290132093390849 https://twitter.com/EricNewcomer/status/1634300928621793283   
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Mar 11, 2023 03:36
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This schadenfreude tea tastes delicious.
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Boris Galerkin posted:This schadenfreude tea tastes delicious. Sadly it probably won't be the VCs losing their jobs.
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OddObserver posted:Sadly it probably won't be the VCs losing their jobs. Yeah but for this night at least, it’s funny. Or, to quote the California thread: CPColin posted:What else is there to say besides "lol. lmao."? If this was the Darwin Awards: Recession Edition, SVB would be getting top billing. Rodenthar Drothman fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Mar 11, 2023 |
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https://www.levernews.com/svb-chief-pressed-lawmakers-to-weaken-bank-risk-regs/quote:SVB Chief Pressed Lawmakers To Weaken Bank Risk Regs lol_lmao.gif
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Twitter's full of this now: No idea who Suhail is but a quick glance at their Twitter makes me hope they lose everything and gently caress off into the abyss, never to be heard from again.
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Evil Fluffy posted:No idea who Suhail is but a quick glance at their Twitter makes me hope they lose everything and gently caress off into the abyss, never to be heard from again.
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Evil Fluffy posted:No idea who Suhail is but a quick glance at their Twitter makes me hope they lose everything and gently caress off into the abyss, never to be heard from again. Suhail Doshi, Mixpanel founder turned angel investor/boredillionaire. He's a sigma male of the VC Twitter, and the correct takeaway from the quote is refined Schadenfreude.
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Evil Fluffy posted:No idea who Suhail is but a quick glance at their Twitter makes me hope they lose everything and gently caress off into the abyss, never to be heard from again. A quick glance at his twitter suggests that he made a new account because he couldn't take all the "noise" made by people @'ing him to lol and lmao.
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Mar 11, 2023 18:10
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Fast Company is reporting that Peter Thiel started the bank run by calling his investors and telling them to get their money out. https://twitter.com/jsrailton/status/1634600754848702465
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Mar 11, 2023 19:01
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This was entirely a case of VC devouring itself
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"Goya's Saturn Devouring His Children except with Peter Thiel's face" Ok AI Art, go.
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Volmarias posted:"Goya's Saturn Devouring His Children except with Peter Thiel's face" Not the best outputs, but meh on spending more time on it.   Prompts were generated in Midjourney. Second one was yours exactly, first one I replaced "His Children" with "His Son" and told it to replace Saturn with Peter Thiel. I particularly love that it generated a pizza.
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Mar 11, 2023 19:41
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The upper left one looks like one hell of a pizza party. Wonder if I could make a fun avatar off of that panning around the picture and freezing on the pizza or something.
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Mar 11, 2023 19:45
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There's a clever new innovation in the crypto space to solve all your cold storage needs and make your crypto accessible and even tangible offline - printed notes. Innovation never stops and the future is looking brighter every day.
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Owling Howl posted:There's a clever new innovation in the crypto space to solve all your cold storage needs and make your crypto accessible and even tangible offline - printed notes. Innovation never stops and the future is looking brighter every day. We will never support dirty fiat, unless we can print our own! - coiners
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cinci edit: deleted the post (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Mar 11, 2023 |
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feedmyleg posted:
I mean they weren't that gross.
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https://twitter.com/BowTiedPickle/status/1634415551450587138 Dude listed $2,000,000 worth of USDC assets and received $0.05 worth of USDT assets. Let’s pray for this poor soul and hope that his $0.05 goes up uP UP to the moon soon. Boris Galerkin fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Mar 11, 2023 |
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Mar 11, 2023 21:49
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Sigh, company I work for (hotel pricing tech) just issued a statement that we've banked with SVB for years 😩 great. Mid month payroll hosed, I'm paid end of month so hopefully things resolve in one way or another before then.
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Boris Galerkin posted:https://twitter.com/BowTiedPickle/status/1634415551450587138 After reading the thread, I know even less about how it happened. Decentralized calvinball is how i'd characterize it Mourning Due posted:Sigh, company I work for (hotel pricing tech) just issued a statement that we've banked with SVB for years 😩 great. Mid month payroll hosed, I'm paid end of month so hopefully things resolve in one way or another before then. Our company uses rippling, and friday was payday. Hopefully we get paid on monday? who the gently caress knows
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HolHorsejob posted:Our company uses rippling, and friday was payday. Hopefully we get paid on monday? who the gently caress knows Some Rippling executive wasn't super optimistic about that on Twitter, but fingers crossed.
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Rippling’s connection to SVB is processing, not holding funds, and they’ve already moved to another bank for that. I suspect Rippling’s bad Friday will be a tiny blip relative to other messes, especially if there’s no guarantee in place for uninsured SVB deposits by Monday morning.
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This "added context" business is a surprising ratio-adjacent own (I will touch grass I promise)  Copying over the links: https://files.stlouisfed.org/files/htdocs/publications/review/08/03/Poole.pdf https://www.cnbc.com/video/2023/03/10/why-silicon-valley-bank-may-be-the-ideal-candidate-for-a-bailout.html https://time.com/6262009/silicon-valley-bank-deposit-insurance/ https://www.fdic.gov/resources/depo...sit%20insurance
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Everytime I see "Where is Powell? Where's Yellen?" I think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJQE54SfTU
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Where's Powell? Where's Yellen? Where's Robert Muller and the rule of law?
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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-11/svb-draws-support-from-more-than-100-venture-firms-investors It appears that there's going to be a big lobbying push from SF venture capital to have the Congress bail out SVB, to avoid an “extinction-level event” for tech companies, as some are saying. Some pretty big names – General Catalyst, Sequoia, Y Combinator, Khosla, and so on.
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cinci zoo sniper posted:https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-11/svb-draws-support-from-more-than-100-venture-firms-investors Tech companies have never been less popular, so this should lead to some interesting outcomes. it's unclear to me that tech startups (more accurately, their employees) deserve to starve because a bank invested really poorly.
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Name Change posted:it's unclear to me that tech startups (more accurately, their employees) deserve to starve because a bank invested really poorly. "Starve" is wild hyperbole for 99% of startup employees. Unemployment insurance exists.
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