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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Looks like the first person to die at the kremlin was the chief diversity officer. Get a clue Poouut-pooootz.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Burns posted:

Reminds me of the MK1 fighter ladder.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

DiomedesGodshill posted:

Cornered? How the gently caress is he cornered? He could just bring his forces back home?

He has spent decades carefully building a criminal autharitarian bullshit deathstate corner, and backing into it. Now he is in the corner, cornered. There is no way out of the corner. To remain in the corner, he must continue to be awful, or be removed the way awful tyrants normally are.

Burns
May 10, 2008


Bless your heart.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Phoebe B Peabody Bebe

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

teen witch posted:

Muscovy sounds like a salty fish treat with a lot of strong opinions as to its preparation

If you'd like you can own a Muscovy Duck:



They're originally form South America. :iiam:

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

Lmao

Watch this get you a bloodlust probe :laugh:

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Lmao



Someone make the boards fish ice blocks please lol

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

weg posted:

Lmao



Someone make the boards fish ice blocks please lol

That brown stuff in the middle ain't wood :wink:

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Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

I find your lack of maps disturbing.

https://twitter.com/TheStudyofWar/status/1634673657552183297?t=Pj064S8d4XnNhN2mC4io8w&s=19
https://twitter.com/georgewbarros/status/1634678921160454144?t=E2-l_lS_cO6NHJbA7bGM5w&s=19https://twitter.com/georgewbarros/status/1634678925996572672?t=WCbIC1JkB_y6_gKTA-jDQw&s=19https://twitter.com/georgewbarros/status/1634678935052058625?t=-9_Un8sYAmtn-8igO2XDlw&s=19https://twitter.com/georgewbarros/status/1634678939560951809?t=I3QSXy71ayDMressb6FsXQ&s=19https://twitter.com/georgewbarros/status/1634678944241680384?t=VmZWgU1T_qbCkA1Bfs_jlg&s=19

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Pekinduck posted:

If you'd like you can own a Muscovy Duck:



They're originally form South America. :iiam:
There's a town in NC where years ago, some rich guy imported a bunch of Muscovy ducks and let them loose, and now their descendents just walk around the downtown area, doing duck stuff, completely oblivious to the people walking around them. They're pretty cool.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Pekinduck posted:

If you'd like you can own a Muscovy Duck:



They're originally form South America. :iiam:

Woah, that's cool as hell

DiomedesGodshill
Feb 21, 2009

Karate Bastard posted:

He has spent decades carefully building a criminal autharitarian bullshit deathstate corner, and backing into it. Now he is in the corner, cornered. There is no way out of the corner. To remain in the corner, he must continue to be awful, or be removed the way awful tyrants normally are.

So he's cornered cornered. Probably double secret cornered by NATO so cornered cornered cornered cornered. But hey he's allegedly loving a gymnast half his age so maybe he could just go do that in his mansion near Sochi, stop this dumb war, and retire. Well he should've retired with the gymnast and not started this stupid war.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010

DiomedesGodshill posted:

But hey he's allegedly loving a gymnast half his age

LOL if you think Vlad is capable of anything more than half-mast at this point.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Chicken Butt posted:

LOL if you think Vlad is capable of anything more than half-mast at this point.

Vlad demands his sanctioned viagra and receives a roll of tape and a popsicle stick.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Pekinduck posted:

If you'd like you can own a Muscovy Duck:



They're originally form South America. :iiam:

If you've ever seen a Caucasus white person have to endure some equatorial sun exposure, the "screaming red face with a blister-looking texture" is only slightly exaggerated.

Also, while a cool duck, it's not on my list of coolest ducks :colbert:



:lol:

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1634623861906972673
Two Russian autonomous observation posts in Bryansk and Kursk regions were demilitarized today.

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015


:golfclap:

Hannibal Rex
Feb 13, 2010

Putin Wins
DEFENESTRALITY

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1634690407719137280
They set up a cool looking monument to Taras Shevchenko in Ternopil. Love the aesthetic.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1634690407719137280
They set up a cool looking monument to Taras Shevchenko in Ternopil. Love the aesthetic.

Be cool if the gears in the pedestal were from Russian vehicles

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0ohxy1kT0E

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

Slugworth posted:

There's a town in NC where years ago, some rich guy imported a bunch of Muscovy ducks and let them loose, and now their descendents just walk around the downtown area, doing duck stuff, completely oblivious to the people walking around them. They're pretty cool.

Most domestic birds are pretty territorial and wont venture far from their coop even if there's a hole in the fence or something. Muscovy ducks will wander away and form their own freelance duck colonies. They're really popular because they don't quack. Seriously. This is desirable because if you own conventional ducks this is will be permanent unending background soundtrack of your life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7TI1cgfLAc&t=117s

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1634621962038419457
You idiots can't even supply the existing forces on the line. Where the gently caress do you expect to find supplies and kit for 70 million mobiks? China isn't going to come and save you, you know that right?

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

70 million is every russian man age 0-99+ lol

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Not to mention your economy is already in shambles just from a year of war. What happens when you draft everyone that's supposed to be keeping it going? idiots

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1634621962038419457
You idiots can't even supply the existing forces on the line. Where the gently caress do you expect to find supplies and kit for 70 million mobiks? China isn't going to come and save you, you know that right?

PinheadSlim posted:

70 million is every russian man age 0-99+ lol



They are serious, aren't they.

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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


zone posted:

You idiots can't even supply the existing forces on the line. Where the gently caress do you expect to find supplies and kit for 70 million mobiks? China isn't going to come and save you, you know that right?

That is nearly a full percentage point of the total annual global fishery catch in paired 5kg bereavement fishblocs. Entirely doable imho.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

zone posted:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1634621962038419457
You idiots can't even supply the existing forces on the line. Where the gently caress do you expect to find supplies and kit for 70 million mobiks? China isn't going to come and save you, you know that right?

Found the buried lede:

'Every man (not burdened by managerial obligations)...'

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

70 million embryo carryable bayonets

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Mistle posted:

If you've ever seen a Caucasus white person have to endure some equatorial sun exposure, the "screaming red face with a blister-looking texture" is only slightly exaggerated.

Also, while a cool duck, it's not on my list of coolest ducks :colbert:

:lol:

Post the list coward

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

spankmeister posted:

Post the list coward

#1 Is the have any grapes duck.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/oleksiireznikov/status/1634519870833295360
2 NASAMS batteries being delivered by Norway.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Ducks are horrible. They poo poo all over the place, a river of it. Just like Mr. Putin. Greasy slippery poo poo.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Ducks are cool. Birds only start to suck when they start to think they can kick your rear end. Geese, Turkeys, etc.

Ducks just want to float and gently caress, turkeys want to eat your eyes and poo poo in the holes.

Worked at a feed/animal store and took care of the birds...

zone
Dec 6, 2016

PinheadSlim posted:

Ducks are cool. Birds only start to suck when they start to think they can kick your rear end. Geese, Turkeys, etc.

Ducks just want to float and gently caress, turkeys want to eat your eyes and poo poo in the holes.

Worked at a feed/animal store and took care of the birds...

can confirm
t. grandparents owned and ran a small farm

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

the popes toes posted:

Ducks are horrible. They poo poo all over the place, a river of it. Just like Mr. Putin. Greasy slippery poo poo.

mods ban this filth


Russian casualties as of 3-12-23:




NAFO is doing its job:
https://twitter.com/KyivIndependent/status/1634748453912973322?s=20


Wanna learn how to shoot down choppers? Youtube it bitch

https://www.technology.org/2023/03/11/defender-of-ukraine-learned-to-shoot-down-helicopters-by-watching-online-videos/

Smash that like and subscribe button, tovarisch posted:

Sergiy Kisilyov retired from the military in 2020, but came back to the Armed Forces of Ukraine as soon as Russia invaded his country in February 2022. He soon took duties of air defense in the Kyiv region and is now credited with taking down 4 Russian helicopters.

Russia has relied heavily on its aviation to prepare the battlefield for the invasion. Russia used helicopters extensively for ground attack duties, especially in the Kyiv region at the beginning of the invasion. However, Ukraine wasn’t entirely unprepared.

Special teams were quickly assembled to counteract some of the threats posed by the Russian invaders. Some of these teams were specialized in taking down Russian military aviation using MANPADS – mobile, shoulder-fired anti-aircraft missiles. Apparently, some soldiers were better at this job than others.

In an interview with ArmyInform Sergiy Kisilyov explained that he was tasked to defend Kyiv’s airspace using Igla and Stinger missiles. The 9K38 Igla is a very old weapon, used since 1981. It has an infrared homing system, which is still good enough to take down some of the slower targets. Such as helicopters.

Meanwhile, the FIM-92 Stinger is an American system, in service since 1981 as well, and also uses an infrared homing system. These are two different weapons, but soldiers were quick to learn to fire both of them.

And apparently, Youtube videos helped Kisilyov to master his craft. He revealed that Youtube videos were his education about using these weapons systems. And then he honed his skills already on the job.

He said that he managed to shoot down four helicopters in the first month of the invasion.

“I heard the sound of helicopters and after a moment I saw them. They were very far away. At that time, Horenka [village in Bucha district] was under fire. After the second shot, we immediately left our position as it was exposed. The very next day, the deputy commander of the brigade congratulated me for shooting down the helicopter,” the soldier said in the interview.

Soon he downed his second and third helicopters.

Some engagements will stay with Kisilyov for the rest of his life.

“We saw a group of three helicopters. But we couldn’t hit them because they were flying too low. One of them, considering that they were not fired upon, decided to return, and rose as high as if he were in a parade. We fired at him. The Ka-52 helicopter dropped its rotor blades and the pilots ejected,” Kisiliov recalls.

The Ka-52 is one of the rare helicopters that have an emergency ejection system.

HonorableTB fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Mar 12, 2023

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Flash_news_ua/status/1634797290090119168
oof.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/Tatarigami_UA/status/1634799680126058502
Tatarigami wrote a third thread on the new Russian 'assault units' about how they work in practice and their quality, which is currently variable at best. He later plans to detail examples of their actions so people can further understand their relative degrees of effectiveness.

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

That's an extremely good, if not somewhat sad thread. Placing "problematic" soldiers into basically testers for enemy fire. Yikes.

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