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WrasslorMonkey posted:Woah woah woah woah hold the gently caress on. Check the star
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Janitor Ludwich IV posted:new bull market low rates to you friend
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Mar 13, 2023 04:02
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dqtexas is way better than dairy queen
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Mar 13, 2023 04:02
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Stairmaster posted:you are all gonna look so silly when deutsch bank is the next one to eat poo poo Why safe haven abroad when US accounts are guaranteed up to a bazillion dollars. Park it all in the US. Yay!
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Mar 13, 2023 04:04
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money is dying and yalls are laughing
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Mar 13, 2023 04:05
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VideoKid posted:I’m trying to explain to my mom what’s happening and she was under the impression that all your money that you deposit in the bank is in a pile in a bank vault somewhere. Like in Harry Potter. she's right
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Mar 13, 2023 04:07
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we're gonna go to china and say "give us consumer goods" and they're gonna to say we don't want your dollars, they are worthless we're gonna go to saudi arabia and say "give us oil" and they're gonna say we don't want your dollars, they are worthless we're gonna send our aircraft carriers to take what we want, but we're gonna find out they are worthless as well
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Mar 13, 2023 04:08
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Relevant Tangent posted:yeah
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Mar 13, 2023 04:08
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FlapYoJacks posted:I hate this stupid loving unethical plutocracy of a sham country. Bail out the banks while letting children and parents starve only 2 weeks prior. This country is gross. sounds like someone needs to VOTE.
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Mar 13, 2023 04:08
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RealityWarCriminal posted:money is dying and yalls are laughing 
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Mar 13, 2023 04:09
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LMAO
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Mar 13, 2023 04:09
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comedyblissoption posted:clipping unsecured deposits for any amount would trigger a bankrun, defeating the claimed anti-bankrun premise so you might as well not have done it in the first place Can't have a bank run if you block withdrawals like it's 1940s Germany with their stock market! *taps head*
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Mar 13, 2023 04:10
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if money died, society would have no choice but to adopt full-blown space communism it is known
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Mar 13, 2023 04:10
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VideoKid posted:I’m trying to explain to my mom what’s happening and she was under the impression that all your money that you deposit in the bank is in a pile in a bank vault somewhere. Like in Harry Potter. Your mom is dead wrong, it's in a giant vault in a volcano and a centuries-old dragon is sleeping on it and if you wake the dragon by taking even one coin it will lay waste to the entire countryside in revenge.
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Mar 13, 2023 04:11
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eXXon posted:Your mom is dead wrong, it's in a giant vault in a volcano and a centuries-old dragon is sleeping on it and if you wake the dragon by taking even one coin it will lay waste to the entire countryside in revenge. I'm rooting for the dragon!
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Mar 13, 2023 04:11
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Thorn Wishes Talon posted:if money died, society would have no choice but to adopt full-blown space communism those guys seem to enjoy it pretty well
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Mar 13, 2023 04:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y_mQCwdaDU I found number
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Mar 13, 2023 04:12
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https://twitter.com/StevenKelly49/status/1635087615547576333?t=3lg4W9iQOgp-DgKCRWagHA&s=19 https://twitter.com/StevenKelly49/status/1635087621499269121?t=tIfvcaQUeH20lUW6Ooc5DQ&s=19
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Mar 13, 2023 04:13
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Horseshoe theory posted:I'm rooting for the dragon! 5 minutes later we're sorry to inform you that the dragon is racist
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Mar 13, 2023 04:14
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Well that was fun see you guys in the next near crisis
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Mar 13, 2023 04:14
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I always hoped one day in Ducktales that physics would become correct for a moment and Scrouge McDuck would just break his fuckin neck while diving into the pile of coins.
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Mar 13, 2023 04:14
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silicone thrills posted:I always hoped one day in Ducktales that physics would become correct for a moment and Scrouge McDuck would just break his fuckin neck while diving into the pile of coins. That's not very bull market of you
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Mar 13, 2023 04:16
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Horseshoe theory posted:I'm rooting for the dragon! There are several dragons and one of them is named Mr Wonderful. He's bald and killed someone with his boat once.
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Mar 13, 2023 04:17
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mods do the needful and give us a thread IK ty
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Mar 13, 2023 04:17
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https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/907a42dd-75f0-496c-afef-01d4478fd7e4
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Mar 13, 2023 04:18
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Bar Ran Dun posted:bet they still raise rates.  traders have been whistling past the graveyard on this since the hikes started and they haven't been right yet
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Mar 13, 2023 04:21
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Mr Hootington posted:Jpm expects 25bps Yeah, there's really zero justification to slow rate hikes or alter the terminal rate, at least if you buy the line that this was the correct move to manage risk and protect depositors. Slamming the brakes means there's zero confidence in this solution and zero confidence in the banking system as a whole. If higher interest rates are the correct tool to manage inflation and the US economy isn't a rolling dumpster fire, then you shouldn't need to worry about a total banking system collapse if you raise rates to an appropriate level to fight inflation.
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Mar 13, 2023 04:22
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lpbKWReQwsY
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Mar 13, 2023 04:23
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throwin $25 billion at a $42 billion dollar problem #america
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Mar 13, 2023 04:23
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comedyblissoption posted:clipping unsecured deposits for any amount would trigger a bankrun, defeating the claimed anti-bankrun premise so you might as well not have done it in the first place i would like a small bankrun, as a treat have to settle for surprise special assessments i guess
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Mar 13, 2023 04:23
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silicone thrills posted:I always hoped one day in Ducktales that physics would become correct for a moment and Scrouge McDuck would just break his fuckin neck while diving into the pile of coins. What the hell? Scrooge is the most interesting guy in the show.
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Mar 13, 2023 04:24
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1499 of those companies made global warming worse, the one that didn't was an app that constantly updated the last known location of every CEO
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Mar 13, 2023 04:25
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Bitchcoin is up 11.3%. All is well. Infinite bull market
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Mar 13, 2023 04:26
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SKULL.GIF posted:Bitchcoin is up 11.3%. All is well. Infinite bull market They're money laundering is being fully backstopped by the FDIC - why wouldn't they be happy? 
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Mar 13, 2023 04:27
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New thread just dropped and it smells a bit fresher in here at least. we need to slap a fresh coat of blood on the walls though
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Mar 13, 2023 04:28
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FistEnergy posted:New thread just dropped and it smells a bit fresher in here at least. we need to slap a fresh coat of blood on the walls though the government just announced they secure 100% of deposits so actually things are better than ever
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Mar 13, 2023 04:29
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I'm thinking the boom-bust cycle has been defeated by modern capitalism and that things will be good forever, which essentially bypasses socialism into a beautiful eco(nomic)-utopia
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Mar 13, 2023 04:29
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Janitor Ludwich IV posted:the government just announced they secure 100% of deposits so actually things are better than ever good thing the government has infinite money to prevent any and all failures
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Mar 13, 2023 04:29
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Nix Panicus posted:About that Come the gently caress on China, liquidate them all!
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Mar 13, 2023 04:30
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anime was right posted:good thing the government has infinite money to prevent any and all failures Modern Monetary Theory wins again!
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Mar 13, 2023 04:31
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