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boi-ya-ya-ya-yoing e: unthumbed for snipe
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:32 |
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# ? May 20, 2024 17:49 |
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there goes the first republic will there be a second republic
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:32 |
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Jim Cramer reading through the list of banks with the highest percentage of uninsured deposits "Signature, SVB, First Republic is next, and then... uh... I don't want to read this list of names. But it's a lot of regionals."
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:32 |
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lmao!!!
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:33 |
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:33 |
well what's the bailout for if it's gonna bleed out anyway
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:33 |
SCHW (Charles Schwab) halted as well.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:33 |
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:34 |
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Get ready for this infuriating line to be repeated as a shibboleth by liberals and to be scolded as a "Bernard Bro" if you call it a bailout. nobody besides the dumbass shitlibs will believe this
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:34 |
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buy the DIP
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:35 |
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lol if you think finance ghouls are going to suffer any material consequences for their fuckups number go up, always
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:35 |
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HallelujahLee posted:nobody besides the dumbass shitlibs will believe this No, but it's going to be dumbass shitlibs - all the usual suspects we all know - that will be pushing that line, I'd bet.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:35 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:SCHW (Charles Schwab) halted as well. This eating poo poo would cause real panic. Lotta retail and stock there.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:35 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:SCHW (Charles Schwab) halted as well. This seems pretty ridiculous as Schwab's business operations are apparently doing well and risk management seems good, but I'm not sure how it gets fixed without the pivot everyone is asking for. Have they been on the short seller target list for a while?
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:36 |
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comedyblissoption posted:so the fed and treasury is saying that if you bought a low interest bond a couple years ago as a non-banker, you were a rube. a sucker. a buffoon. you could've just parked the money in a uninsured deposit without the associated fees and your bank could literally die and you would be better off. lol yah
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOhFk7-6LuU Dead broke, never put my money where my mouth is
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:36 |
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:No, but it's going to be dumbass shitlibs - all the usual suspects we all know - that will be pushing that line, I'd bet. of course they are they have nothing to offer besides scolding on twitter and crying about chuds
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:37 |
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:37 |
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i got schwab accounts i'm gonna do a bank run
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:39 |
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Schwabbing the poop deck
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:40 |
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coelomate posted:
jesus christ
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:40 |
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Rectal Death Adept posted:Buy the dip, number go up banks have a crisis of conscience, fed lobotomizes them
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:41 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:SCHW (Charles Schwab) halted as well. #8 largest US bank, $577 billion in assets
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:41 |
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looks like charles got schwabed
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Eric Cantonese posted:This seems pretty ridiculous as Schwab's business operations are apparently doing well and risk management seems good, but I'm not sure how it gets fixed without the pivot everyone is asking for. Have they been on the short seller target list for a while? This isn't an aftereffect of everyone being spooked about bank runs. SCHW began dumping on Thursday too along with the other banks that the market recognized as risky.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:41 |
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old school goldbugs must be simultaneously having a field day and also are insanely mad right now
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:42 |
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Lmao at bank stocks eating poo poo because investors are terrified they will not be made whole if a bank implodes.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:42 |
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SKULL.GIF posted:This isn't an aftereffect of everyone being spooked about bank runs. SCHW began dumping on Thursday too along with the other banks that the market recognized as risky. Woke Mind Virus posted:i got schwab accounts i'm gonna do a bank run I'm reading that investors have gotten spooked by some big block sale of 8.5 million shares last week by an unknown institutional investor. I wish I knew more about what was going on there. Why is Schwab getting slaughtered and not, say, Fidelity?
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:42 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:43 |
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very smart economic system we got here
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:44 |
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500bps rate cut immediately JAAAAAAAYY
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:44 |
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Schwab releases a statement "do not panic." Jim Cramer reads it on air. Then says "Hmm you know if you have to release a statement..." Schwab halted. "understandable. they did need to come out with something" One nugget read is ~80% deposits are FDIC insured (under limit). Let's find out if a falling tide and sucking money vortex sinks all boats!
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:44 |
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:45 |
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Mr Hootington posted:Lmao at bank stocks eating poo poo because investors are terrified they will not be made whole if a bank implodes. Credit Suisse is a good preview for what that will look like: e: All Time: Today (lol): webcams for christ has issued a correction as of 14:47 on Mar 13, 2023 |
# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:45 |
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https://twitter.com/ZeroHedge_/status/1635275550251155464?s=20 Welp there goes my retirement savings
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:45 |
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Schwab unhalted, now down 20% today to 47.5
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:45 |
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zion another pacific regional bank is eating poo poo right now too.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:46 |
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Anyone have the cnbc live TV link?
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:46 |
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Huh. Good day to buy bank stocks I guess.
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# ? Mar 13, 2023 14:46 |
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# ? May 20, 2024 17:49 |
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Rev up the wood chipper, we must sacrifice the 99% to bail us out of this mess.
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