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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Maybe handing all of our trading over to robots who cannot understand what a bank collapsing means was a bad idea


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Burn Zone
May 22, 2004




https://www.nyse.com/trade-halt-current

normally halts show up here nigh instantly

it's only showing stuff from 3/10 lmaoooo

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
Ides of March not until Wednesday btw

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

my chart is showing green, what gives

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I can't believe Biden's panic speech didn't save us

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


poor market, thought of money and died

Johnny Cache Hit
Oct 17, 2011
watching cnbc and is Jim Cramer always this lucid??

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

my former boss is a high-up at FRC. Haha

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

maybe we should make some changes to our economic system so that supposed black swan events don't increasingly cripple our financial system

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

haha

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004




there we go

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

big FX swings too DXY down 0.7% and the Swiss Franc nearing an 18-month high

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lmao

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005


lol

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Get ready for this infuriating line to be repeated as a shibboleth by liberals and to be scolded as a "Bernard Bro" if you call it a bailout.
Dont call it a bailout we've been insolvent for years

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


TeenageArchipelago posted:

I hope channel 5 was on the ground covering the bank run

seems like you might be a little out of the loop on andrew callaghan, might want to see what's been in the news about him the past 2 months

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Concerning

street doc
Feb 20, 2019


holy gently caress

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

blood?

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


kinda seems like high frequency bots are hallucinating a normal day at the office and making pennies off the volume.


humans get to play a round of chicken to make margin on their stupid shorts when the bells close today.

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I can't believe Biden's panic speech didn't save us

it just dawned on me that they sent him out there before markets open. lmao.

have you seen my baby
Nov 22, 2009


There's the good stuff

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

:toot:

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
People at my work are starting to talk and get antsy about this. I can overhear them saying ALL banks are having runs and are failing and people need to get their money out now.

Should be interesting to see if they do this.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Mr Hootington posted:

Lmao at bank stocks eating poo poo because investors are terrified they will not be made whole if a bank implodes.
hmm theres a solution to that

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
I guess everyone’s spooked out about Schwab’s asset holding profile? A lot of securities marked as being set to be held to maturity, and I guess investors don’t like that.

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler

Number cannot fail. Number can only be failed.

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

bofa must be destroyed

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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the stocks lul'd too hard, we had to put them in timeout

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



HallelujahLee posted:

bofa must be destroyed

what's bofa

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Mr Hootington posted:

People at my work are starting to talk and get antsy about this. I can overhear them saying ALL banks are having runs and are failing and people need to get their money out now.

Should be interesting to see if they do this.

FUD is the contagion they should have been worried about the whole time

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Zions eating poo poo brings me an immense amount of joy for reasons i will not go into.

they do a ton of commercial banking so them going down would bring similar lols to svb, but with a more traditional base of small business owners

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


SardonicTyrant posted:

Dont call it a bailout we've been insolvent for years

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

SKULL.GIF posted:

SCHW on its 3rd halt, FRC on its 4th.

how tall is the Charles Schwab HQ office building? :pray:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Mr Hootington posted:

People at my work are starting to talk and get antsy about this. I can overhear them saying ALL banks are having runs and are failing and people need to get their money out now.

Should be interesting to see if they do this.

One of the boomers who texted me earlier scoffed when I explained the financial market was addicted to ZIRP and we're seeing insane withdrawal symptoms. He told me he bought a house at 17% interest and then refinanced to 13% in the early 1980s and then sneered at the markets for not being able to handle 5% interest.

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

triple sulk posted:

what's bofa

bofa deez nuts

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

HallelujahLee posted:

bofa must be destroyed

bofa will be the last bank standing and it will be very lmao

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


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