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Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Everyone on this CNBC show is manic

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Marx Headroom posted:

its pretty funny that something is happening, but reporting on it would make it worse

Roko’s Financial Crisis

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

It's fine though the rally is here, it's priced in. Fed can't raise rates anymore because of the tantrum, victory achieved.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

jfc 80%

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Red Baron posted:

Roku’s Financial Crisis

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


FRC on halt #7.

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



why not lmao

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Western Alliance Bank down 81% today

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

whole lot of FUD misinformation out there. Stay the course. Buy the freaking DIP

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


forkboy84 posted:

Western Alliance Bank down 81% today

this seems less than ideal for a bank

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


forkboy84 posted:

Western Alliance Bank down 81% today

Wake me up when they send in the FDIC it's been almost 24 hours since a bank failed and honestly I'm getting bored

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


dipping my balls into the economy pool

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

Bloomberg with a very good visualization

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

seems like you might be a little out of the loop on andrew callaghan, might want to see what's been in the news about him the past 2 months

Ah, :yikes:

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


hmm

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Marx Headroom posted:

its pretty funny that something is happening, but reporting on it would make it worse

For your emotional well-being, it's important to take time to unplug, disconnect, put the phone down and not think about life's little worries.

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004




BUY THE DIP

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

:lol: it's a goddamn bloodbath

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


webcams for christ posted:

Bloomberg with a very good visualization



what the gently caress

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


i was lmaoing but my meager roth IRA I have through navy federal was rolled over to schwab a few years ago hahahaha

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

this didn't even have to happen, it's all because they trusted the banks when they said "no we can manage ourselves this time for sure, we promise"

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

it’s still crazy to me that they halt trading. what happened to market principles

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

What is even prompting these sell offs. SVB got bailed out in like 24 hours, why would anybody be afraid of bank liquidity at this point.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


lmao we’re all getting owned by this wether we want to or not

Hockenheim
Oct 20, 2022

by VG

lmfao

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
we're going to go back to 0% rates aren't we

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

Justin Tyme posted:

i was lmaoing but my meager roth IRA I have through navy federal was rolled over to schwab a few years ago hahahaha

your investments are fine

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

euphronius posted:

it’s still crazy to me that they halt trading. what happened to market principles

Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

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In Training posted:

What is even prompting these sell offs. SVB got bailed out in like 24 hours, why would anybody be afraid of bank liquidity at this point.

no one knows where the line between "poo poo poo poo poo poo we'll make you whole" and "FDIC stops at $250,000 fucker" is.

also everyone is too online and very panicky because of hypernormalization and knowing that everything is hosed without being allowed to experience the physical manifestation of that reality.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


webcams for christ posted:

Bloomberg with a very good visualization



We lost 3 banks over the course of a week last week.

We're about to lose 3 more in one day.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

glad i stopped working here a couple months ago

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

CPI tomorrow morning. They have got to massage it.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


In Training posted:

What is even prompting these sell offs. SVB got bailed out in like 24 hours, why would anybody be afraid of bank liquidity at this point.

These people are all loving morons who are entirely driven by herd thinking

Buffer
May 6, 2007
I sometimes turn down sex and blowjobs from my girlfriend because I'm too busy posting in D&D. PS: She used my credit card to pay for this.
looks like the fed lost all credibility, LOL

In Training posted:

What is even prompting these sell offs. SVB got bailed out in like 24 hours, why would anybody be afraid of bank liquidity at this point.

the investors weren't so they're afraid they'll wind up holding the bag

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


euphronius posted:

it’s still crazy to me that they halt trading. what happened to market principles

its mostly computers trading.

just like train derailments, these flash crashes happen all the time. turn the market off and turn the market on again, and see if it starts behaving again.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lol it's really happening

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

SKULL.GIF posted:

We lost 3 banks over the course of a week last week.

We're about to lose 3 more in one day.

please

it’s not even noon yet we might get even more than 3!

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Was a rough night because my kids kept waking up, but this sure is making up for it!

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