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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


https://www.ebay.com/itm/225475724222

quote:

Silicon Valley Bank “SVB” Full-Time Box Authentic

SVB Full Time Box Authentic. Box received after getting offer letter one month before the bank blew up. Limited edition. Need to pay rent this month, please bid.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/144984717528

quote:

SVB Hat and Tumbler - Silicon Valley Bank Corporate Swag

Two pieces of genuine Silicon Valley Bank corporate swag. Authentic and guaranteed to be “limited edition”.


Includes both a hat and a tumbler:

1. Hat- All size adult, with velcro strap, made by Port & Company

2. Tumbler- 12 fl oz, made by ETS Express


10 year treasury bonds sold separately.

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coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


gently caress COREY PERRY posted:

I want a bank failure

gimmie a bank failure

capitalism: gives thread 3 bank failures in 4 business days

thread: not even close to enough more More MORE

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
blood!!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



This dude is way behind the curve, the SCHW halt was two hours ago.

You can see trading halts here: https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

to be fair you were begging for someone to be made a thread cop so who really was in the wrong there

making one post for something, in reaction to a post saying the opposite thing, is begging for it? you're an idiot

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

coelomate posted:

capitalism: gives thread 3 bank failures in 4 business days

thread: not even close to enough more More MORE

*adds three names to the list of victims of communism*

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

this mess is overshadowing oscars coverage which is cool tho

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



coelomate posted:

capitalism: gives thread 3 bank failures in 4 business days

thread: not even close to enough more More MORE

yes that's right

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 15 minutes!
what does this mean for me, an ordinary american. a man on the street.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
700 loving posts what have you gremlins been up to

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

anime was right posted:

700 loving posts what have you gremlins been up to

number

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

no deposits refused

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

lol so real estate investment firms are going to start hoovering up houses again

wow the house wins again so crazy

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

anime was right posted:

700 loving posts what have you gremlins been up to

numbermancy

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



anime was right posted:

700 loving posts what have you gremlins been up to

hootin, hollerin, issuing summons to the blood gods

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Nothing burger

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

no, deposits refused!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


anime was right posted:

700 loving posts what have you gremlins been up to

A bunch of regional banks went down 70-80% this morning, but then the numbertraders all collectively agreed that this meant Jerome Powell would cut interest rates to 0%.

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

smoobles posted:

what does this mean for me, an ordinary american. a man on the street.

you can sleep soundly at night knowing that the worst chucklefucks in the bay area were protected from their own malfeasance

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

SKULL.GIF posted:

A bunch of regional banks went down 70-80% this morning, but then the numbertraders all collectively agreed that this meant Jerome Powell would cut interest rates to 0%.

seems normal

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007
withdrawing 100 bux now to coerce a collapse. LETS GOOOO

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
What's the exchange rate for my gay dollars to woke dollars?

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

spacemang_spliff posted:

lol so real estate investment firms are going to start hoovering up houses again

wow the house wins again so crazy

going to start they have been doing this nonstop

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

SKULL.GIF posted:

A bunch of regional banks went down 70-80% this morning, but then the numbertraders all collectively agreed that this meant Jerome Powell would cut interest rates to 0%.

in the end, nothing was learned

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



why don't they just make the whole market out of halts

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

SirPablo posted:

What's the exchange rate for my gay dollars to woke dollars?
69:1

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

The investment bros know drat well Jay is going to increase rates. They are juicing number for a hellacious pump and dump.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

spacemang_spliff posted:

lol so real estate investment firms are going to start hoovering up houses again

wow the house wins again so crazy

Real estate investment firms pay cash or have special deals with banks. They don’t give a gently caress about the PMI. Raising the PMI serves to hurt the middle class. Nothing more.

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


anime was right posted:

700 loving posts what have you gremlins been up to

watching furiously as not much happens and posting through it

where you been?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

HallelujahLee posted:

going to start they have been doing this nonstop

they slowed down a little bit recently but they'll be back to buying everything the day it goes up

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

that video is great, definitely a keeper lol

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


coelomate posted:

watching furiously as not much happens and posting through it

"the reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated" —— mr. market

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013


Joe Bailin

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Elon Musk and George Pataki?





Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

fifth third bank down 15% lol

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Gonna sell my house I bought two years ago for a hefty profit and gtfo of the US


I honestly don’t think the fed is going to back down and pays rate increases or reverse them. Powell is out for blood and the only blood the ruling class wants is from poor and middle class which is apparent with how quickly they moved to protect the rich over the weekend.

God forbid they eat poo poo for once. We gave them all that COVID money too while everyone else got peanuts.

Glumwheels has issued a correction as of 17:26 on Mar 13, 2023

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Who's Nailin Bailin?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Oglethorpe posted:

fifth third bank down 15% lol

i hope the fourth third is okay

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 15 minutes!

Oglethorpe posted:

fifth third bank down 15% lol

lot of numbers in this post

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TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013



he really looks his age in that video good lord

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