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Mirthless posted:My wife and i were just looking at packages of lunchables the other day and lamenting how little food it was lunchbales have had incredible shrinkflation the past decade or so. they’re so loving tiny now lol
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Mar 13, 2023 19:26
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1/8 cup vegetables lol
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Mar 13, 2023 19:26
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silicone thrills posted:It's 11:30am PST. Are banks still imploding? Or was that a 4 hour ago crisis? mr dr joe biden trundled out before markets opened and fixed everything. nothing to see here, move along
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Mar 13, 2023 19:27
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Willa Rogers posted:The packaging for the turkey and cheddar Lunchable option is described as a 3.5 ounce container. The document said it contains 2-ounce equivalents MMA (meat/meat alternative), one ounce equivalent of grain and “meets whole grain rich criteria” of the NSLP. A lunchable is basically what an alcoholic parent would throw in a bag while extremely hungover. Reading between the lines it seems like maybe they had to reduce the salt and saturated fat? Hard to believe a lunch of crackers and shelf stable meat alternatives isn't considered healthy by the woke usda these days
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Mar 13, 2023 19:27
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Xaris posted:lunchbales have had incredible shrinkflation the past decade or so. they’re so loving tiny now lol lunchbales are for horses edit: based on your av, i would have expected you to know this! 
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Mar 13, 2023 19:27
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Have you guys considered that micro plastics are good for our energy sector? I say we add more plastic to food, it's a necessary vitamin for the economy.
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Mar 13, 2023 19:27
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Relevant Tangent posted:shouldn't have boot-kissed you're an idiot
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Mar 13, 2023 19:27
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if they called that lunchable charcuterie you'd be paying 15 dollars for it as an appetizer. stop being picky!
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Mar 13, 2023 19:28
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lol
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Mar 13, 2023 19:29
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Woke Mind Virus posted:if they called that lunchable charcuterie you'd be paying 15 dollars for it as an appetizer. stop being picky! stop giving them ideas!!
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Mar 13, 2023 19:29
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actionjackson posted:1/8 cup vegetables lol aka 2 tablespoons
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Mar 13, 2023 19:30
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I am henceforth going to categorize everything i see as "lunchable" or "not lunchable"
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Mar 13, 2023 19:30
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actionjackson posted:1/8 cup vegetables lol if u use a fraction of a bigger measurement it seems like a larger serving!
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Mar 13, 2023 19:31
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note they were never healthy but they cost like $7 now for like 3 ritz crackers and a single slice of cheese junk food vs $1 for at least more food
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Mar 13, 2023 19:31
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I wonder how theyre gonna meet the veg requirement. Replacing the smaller than fun size candy with carrot sticks? Will be shocked if the meal busts 200 calories
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Mar 13, 2023 19:31
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Mar 13, 2023 19:32
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lol michael moore did a documentary about things other countries do better than america and they went to france to compare school meals and LMFAO
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Mar 13, 2023 19:32
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Mirthless posted:I wonder how theyre gonna meet the veg requirement. Replacing the smaller than fun size candy with carrot sticks? Will be shocked if the meal busts 200 calories a lovely carrot stick won’t last the 17 months or whatever they sit on a shelf for
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Mar 13, 2023 19:32
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Mirthless posted:I wonder how theyre gonna meet the veg requirement. Replacing the smaller than fun size candy with carrot sticks? Will be shocked if the meal busts 200 calories specifying 1/8 cup of red/orange vegetable really keeps your options open imho
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Mar 13, 2023 19:33
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Mirthless posted:I wonder how theyre gonna meet the veg requirement. Replacing the smaller than fun size candy with carrot sticks? Will be shocked if the meal busts 200 calories baked beans
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Mar 13, 2023 19:33
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https://twitter.com/business/status/1635345749021163521
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Mar 13, 2023 19:33
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Mar 13, 2023 19:34
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dads friend steve posted:they’re giving kids woke meat alternatives. sicko stuff was thinking the new right wing outrage would be feeding kids bugs but most of them would probably be fine with that
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Mar 13, 2023 19:34
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Woke Mind Virus posted:baked beans Lmao they're called French fries
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Mar 13, 2023 19:34
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Xaris posted:a lovely carrot stick won’t last the 17 months or whatever they sit on a shelf for Dehydrated carrots in a plastic bag. Plus that would be a lot healthier than anything else in there
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Mar 13, 2023 19:34
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Woke Mind Virus posted:baked beans Laffo yea itll be this and 99% of all portions will end up in the trash directly after purchase
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Mar 13, 2023 19:34
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I was going to post more school lunch examples from around the world but it started to make me really sad when I saw that a lot of places in Africa are providing better school lunches than here. 
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Mar 13, 2023 19:35
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actionjackson posted:1/8 cup vegetables lol lol that's the sugar filled pizza sauce
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Mar 13, 2023 19:35
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Delta-Wye posted:'accidently' causing a bank run and then willing an end of rate hikes into existence you gotta hand it to em
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Mar 13, 2023 19:35
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Good Citizen posted:https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1626232682882699270?s=46&t=z3uF6wUvSqPNGhOasO9PNQ Lmao if this gets them to finally crack down on AI like they should have long ago.
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Mar 13, 2023 19:35
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i like how this became lunch thread during lunch
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Mar 13, 2023 19:36
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We should give kids lunches like those other countries then just hand them a brick of plastic to make the oil part of the conglomerate happy You could even put a weird little face on it and call it something goofy like funboi, funko. I don't know let the marketing guys figure it out.
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Mar 13, 2023 19:37
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Schmoe Cwead posted:was thinking the new right wing outrage would be feeding kids bugs but most of them would probably be fine with that “freedom flies”
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Mar 13, 2023 19:37
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Schmoe Cwead posted:was thinking the new right wing outrage would be feeding kids bugs but most of them would probably be fine with that the quality limit for insects and insect fragments in tomato sauce is really high
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Mar 13, 2023 19:37
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TDepressionEarl posted:i like how this became lunch thread during lunch we're all daydreaming about how much in taxes we want peter thiel to pay in order to fund proper school lunches edit: also hungry
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Mar 13, 2023 19:37
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We need some tech innovator to disrupt the school lunch space.
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Mar 13, 2023 19:38
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lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXK591Rp4BU a dietician
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Mar 13, 2023 19:38
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spacemang_spliff posted:the quality limit for insects and insect fragments in tomato sauce is really high relax it’s just extra protein. in fact, you should be grateful that you are getting bonus protein for FREEE! mass producing tomatoes and only picking out the perfect ones for the grocery stores leaves around 92% of the bug hole ones to get tossed into the tomato sauce bay
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Mar 13, 2023 19:38
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https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1635348535620292608?t=9INe-0aPt_xU7HNnDopPGw&s=19
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Mar 13, 2023 19:38
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webcams for christ posted:still seething about this Lmao, of he's gonna run as a republican while not saying trans people should be eradicated so it won't work. Then the DNC will blame progressives for not being conservative enough. I just hope the rest of the world is ready to put America down when we go full fascism in 2 years.
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