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History Comes Inside! posted:I still can’t figure out what’s happening with the skin on his thighs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs
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See, I find Tyrus to be inspirational. It's good to know that you don't have to be in shape or good at wrestling to be champ. Maybe even I have a shot.
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Mar 13, 2023 12:08
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why that outfit of all outfits?! Why not something to help make your body shape look as good as possible?
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Wazzu posted:Then accompany that with the knowledge that Tyrus is 50, just became champion for the first time, and looks like this: GUT Feld!
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Mar 13, 2023 14:21
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Shard posted:why that outfit of all outfits?! Why not something to help make your body shape look as good as possible? Would you like to see Tyrus in some trunks and lovely little boots?
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Mar 13, 2023 14:44
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Suplex Liberace posted:Would you like to see Tyrus in some trunks and lovely little boots? ...Yes.
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Mar 13, 2023 14:53
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Being naked would be less revealing
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neoaxd posted:...Yes. white babyface trunks one size too small, no pads, no wrist tape, lovely little shooter boots also white. This is our champion!
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Mar 13, 2023 14:58
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Only if the one size too small white trunks are still somehow too baggy in the rear end
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Mar 13, 2023 15:00
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Billy get a seamstress your champ look like a dishrag
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Wazzu posted:Then accompany that with the knowledge that Tyrus is 50, just became champion for the first time, and looks like this: Cant wait for this to get posted next time the "wait who is that dumbass on Fox news with the belt" conversation comes up in the Trump thread. coconono posted:Billy get a seamstress your champ look like a dishrag I don't think a seamstress will be much help here
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Mar 13, 2023 16:00
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now, more folks than those who flew or shared a locker room with ric flair can say "I've seen the NWA champion's penis"
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explosivo posted:I don't think a seamstress will be much help here Oh I dunno, they could make Tyrus some Abdullah the Butcher-style pants or something, at least that'd be slightly less embarrassing
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Mar 13, 2023 16:49
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I feel like given Billy Corgan he genuinely thinks putting the belt on a Fox News guy is somehow appealing to the mainstream despite how embarrassing it really is
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Mar 13, 2023 16:55
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Drakkel posted:I feel like given Billy Corgan he genuinely thinks putting the belt on a Fox News guy is somehow appealing to the mainstream despite how embarrassing it really is Fox News is more mainstream than Billy "repeat Alex Jones guest" Corgan.
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Mar 13, 2023 17:03
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The Major Wrestling Figure Pod made an action figure of Tyrus and apparently it was their highest/fastest selling fig. Word is a lot of Fox News watchers had bought it lol
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Der-Wreck posted:The Major Wrestling Figure Pod made an action figure of Tyrus and apparently it was their highest/fastest selling fig. Word is a lot of Fox News watchers had bought it lol Imagine the kids of these people waking up on their birthday/christmas hoping for a John Cena figure only to get a Tyrus
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Drakkel posted:I feel like given Billy Corgan he genuinely thinks putting the belt on a Fox News guy is somehow appealing to the mainstream despite how embarrassing it really is I suppose hoping Fox News will pay to put NWA on their channel and then just going full bore lead brained boomer nostalgia with the product isn’t the worst idea for trying to make NWA profitable because I can’t think of any other ways that sounds even remotely realistic
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Mar 13, 2023 18:03
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Tyrus looks like a bellend
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His balls look uncomfortable.
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Dancing Peasant posted:Tyrus looks like a bellend Heh, looks like.
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JUNGLE BOY posted:I suppose hoping Fox News will pay to put NWA on their channel and then just going full bore lead brained boomer nostalgia with the product isn’t the worst idea for trying to make NWA profitable because I can’t think of any other ways that sounds even remotely realistic FNC has like $4 billion in defamation lawsuits facing them so they're probably not in the market for a rasslin' show right about now
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Sydney Bottocks posted:FNC has like $4 billion in defamation lawsuits facing them so they're probably not in the market for a rasslin' show right about now
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Mar 13, 2023 19:24
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Gumball Gumption posted:Being naked would be less revealing This is troublingly accurate
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Gumball Gumption posted:Being naked would be less revealing I really like this post
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Mar 13, 2023 19:53
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when tyrus loses, he will be gut felled
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Mar 13, 2023 19:55
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Tyrus loses the belt clean and starts declaring the match results were fraudulent but since it's Billy Corgan booking he's the babyface somehow
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coconono posted:If only he had a turtle shell He seems like more of a Bebop to me
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Drakkel posted:Tyrus loses the belt clean and starts declaring the match results were fraudulent but since it's Billy Corgan booking he's the babyface somehow On a serious note I think Tyrus is going to 100% "that's not gonna work for me brother" when it comes time to lose the belt, which we can only hope is years away.
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MassRafTer posted:On a serious note I think Tyrus is going to 100% "that's not gonna work for me brother" when it comes time to lose the belt, which we can only hope is years away. I hope he takes the belt to... uh
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Way too early for Tyrus to lose the belt. NWA is at its most popular in ages. At least, I assume it is since Billy keeps booking 2 day NWA PPV cards. It's just bursting at the seams with talent.
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Der-Wreck posted:The Major Wrestling Figure Pod made an action figure of Tyrus and apparently it was their highest/fastest selling fig. Word is a lot of Fox News watchers had bought it lol Are you sure you're not thinking of Mr. Potato Head 
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Mar 13, 2023 20:23
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edogawa rando posted:Yes, their champion is a fashy water balloon. Just want to let you know that a day later this post is still making me laugh
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Mar 13, 2023 20:25
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Wazzu posted:Then accompany that with the knowledge that Tyrus is 50, just became champion for the first time, and looks like this: After my Mr. Potato Head post I couldn't get this out of my head 
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Mar 13, 2023 20:35
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:After my Mr. Potato Head post I couldn't get this out of my head Somehow looks less hosed up and weird than the original image
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MassRafTer posted:On a serious note I think Tyrus is going to 100% "that's not gonna work for me brother" when it comes time to lose the belt, which we can only hope is years away. Well if Billy wants to appeal to the mainstream, and according to internet wrestling fans the only way to appeal to casuals is to just do whatever WWE is doing, he should just copy the Bloodline except with elderly maga types. Get those Nazi twins out of retirement and have them play the Usos part, etc.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:After my Mr. Potato Head post I couldn't get this out of my head I'm not putting more effort than this into my lovely joke 
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I was gonna make a joke that Tyrus should name his Bloodline-type faction "Cancel Culture" but then I remembered that Impact literally did that with Joey Ryan of all people
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Tato posted:Way too early for Tyrus to lose the belt. NWA is at its most popular in ages. MRT's newfound interest in the product has increased their fanbase by 50%!
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IcePhoenix posted:I'm not putting more effort than this into my lovely joke This is extremely rude and inflammatory. King Hippo isn’t a sex pest or right wing blowhard.
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