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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

"His defense is impenetrable until he opens his mouth."

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Rarity posted:

MRT's newfound interest in the product has increased their fanbase by 50%!

This is not true their last TV taping was nearly a sell out of 80 people. Very few empty chairs!

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/hamcarless/status/1635124986284494853?s=46&t=AwMtDeZF_tX5DmOd53fE0g

Dragonshirt
Oct 28, 2010

a sight for sore eyes
That poo poo sucks

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
you're right, i didn't ask for that

Nativity In Black
Oct 24, 2012

If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

Somehow looks less hosed up and weird than the original image

It's because you can't see his dick.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Based on his sexual assault history I bet being able to see his pee wee is on purpose

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.




so many of them have ties with no shirts, but have collars, its very odd

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


ARMBAR A COP posted:

Based on his sexual assault history I bet being able to see his pee wee is on purpose

We all have to see it because he can't.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/vintagepuro/status/1635432580953804802

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

The Lethal Lottery was so dumb. I love it.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


This match looks like it loving rules

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




I'm annoyed he didn't just post an official portrait of Abraham Lincoln, noted professional wrestler.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I hope he takes the belt to... uh

XPW

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Endless Mike posted:

I'm annoyed he didn't just post an official portrait of Abraham Lincoln, noted professional wrestler.

that'd require creativity and you're talking about an ai art fan

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Looks like Alan Angels is the latest to get hacked and start posting scam Macbook for sale messages. If the others are any indication he should get his account back in 6 months or so

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


A Real Horse posted:

This is extremely rude and inflammatory.

King Hippo isn’t a sex pest or right wing blowhard.

Whatever you do, don’t rewatch Captain N The Game Master

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave posted:

Whatever you do, don’t rewatch Captain N The Game Master

That show was so baffling, even back then. Hey kids, who's your favorite video game hero? Well good news, we made him annoying!

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Bonk posted:

That show was so baffling, even back then. Hey kids, who's your favorite video game hero? Well good news, we made him annoying!

Mega mega

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
I like how even the most recent presidents look like they've just wandered in from the undercard of a show headlined by Gotch vs Hackenschmidt.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

James Madison is just Daddy Magic in a wig

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave posted:

Whatever you do, don’t rewatch Captain N The Game Master

I'll never understand the reasoning behind giving Mega Man that voice and Kid Icarus's weird speech thing.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

I can believe Tyrus was Big Daddy all along. Especially since Big Daddy is dead.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

A Real Horse posted:

This is extremely rude and inflammatory.

King Hippo isn’t a sex pest or right wing blowhard.

He's a monarchist

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/dajosc11/status/1635667547809783808

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



They should be the Danielson-Chigvintsev Twins

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Wow they have opened the Forbidden Door.

https://twitter.com/NikkiAndBrie/status/1635676106551427074

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Okay so i haven’t actually watched a tyrus match since he was the funkasaurus

https://youtu.be/-fwE64VO8eU

This is the big NWA world champ who is gonna bring the company back? Finisher is the heart punch, spent most of the match looking like he was suffering a heart attack?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

rotinaj posted:

Okay so i haven’t actually watched a tyrus match since he was the funkasaurus

https://youtu.be/-fwE64VO8eU

This is the big NWA world champ who is gonna bring the company back? Finisher is the heart punch, spent most of the match looking like he was suffering a heart attack?

He also uses the Tongan Death Grip as a finisher which is pretty cool.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

MassRafTer posted:

He also uses the Tongan Death Grip as a finisher which is pretty cool.

Does he look like he is gonna die when he applies it? I suspect Meng put it on better…

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

My favourite part of that match is opening with Tyrus selling the leg, having the Figure 4 put on, then the quickest he moves the entire match is just immediately getting back to his feet. I say quickest, he still did need to use the ropes to get back up because yeah, he looks like he's having an infarction.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Hard to believe it's been two years. Man, that match was rad

https://twitter.com/CiaranRH93/status/1635555110871859204

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

rotinaj posted:

Does he look like he is gonna die when he applies it? I suspect Meng put it on better…

The Powerrrrrrrrrrr matches I've seen him in recently are all 3 minutes long and he doesn't have time to gas out. He manages to do even less than in that match which was just him laying on the ground or leaning against the ropes for 90% of it.

EdsTeioh
Oct 23, 2004

PRAY FOR DEATH


Man I thought Tyrus' singlet said "Tyrus Fash" at first and now I just want it to say that.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
I like how many of the comments are people being like "I watched this cause I saw Tyrus on Gutfeld and what the gently caress is this poo poo" like he can't even get the Fox hivemind to enjoy his wrestling at this point

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

They're going to work for Medieval Times

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/StokelyHathaway/status/1635723563071340544

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

DWAYNE SAID WHAT!?

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

SOMEBODY GON’ GET THEY CLASS PICKED

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Malcolm Excellent posted:

They're going to work for a Napa Valley tasting room

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