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Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


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Why was that crab Jamaican when they were in the water off the coast of Denmark?

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Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Why was that crab Jamaican when they were in the water off the coast of Denmark?

Tip-toeing awful close to "why are there black people in my medieval fantasy setting?"

Mellow Seas
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
TBF if Corlys Velarion came out and started speaking Westerosi with a Jamaican accent I would probably raise an eyebrow.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

3 hour prequel about how Sebastian survived the harrowing journey clinging to a slave merchant ship to bring him to Atlantis where he can forge a life for himself

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


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Lib and let die posted:

Tip-toeing awful close to "why are there black people in my medieval fantasy setting?"

There are no black people in the Disney version of The Little Mermaid.

Just one crab with a Jamaican accent, a bunch of merpeople with American accents, and some white people with English and American accents.

The Merperson language can be excused away by saying that they never had significant contact with humans and ended up independently inventing the English language as their native tongue, but with a Merperson dialect due to the cultural/experiential differences between mer-society and human society. This is backed up by the use of words like "Dinglehopper" that would normally be picked up through context during intercultural exchanges between the under sea world and surface world.

For the humans, we can only assume that the story takes place in an alt-history version of Northern Europe where the Norman conquest of England was successfully beaten back and a counteroffensive was launched that eventually resulted in settlers from Cornwall colonizing modern-day Copenhagen.

The crab's accent and why Ursula has Octopus appendages despite being the sister of King Triton and a Merperson are both unexplained in the actual text or subtext of the movie.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

They explain all of that, magic

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

No, let him dig up

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Gumball Gumption posted:

They explain all of that, magic

Her magic is only used to transform citizens of Atlantica into polyps when they fail to fulfill their end of their bargains with her. She was banished from Atlantica by her brother (the now King) Triton shortly after their father died and Triton remarks that she had tentacles in her youth. The only polymorphing magic she uses on herself was a glamour to appear human under the alias "Vanessa" when she tried to seduce Prince Erik. Therefore, the tentacles could not have come from magic (unless there was an unmentioned curse on her parents that only impacted her and not her sibling).

Ruling out magic, there is no explanation in the text or sub-text of the film that firmly establishes why she has tentacles. She is also the only Merperson with tentacles instead of fins. That could imply some sort of birth defect or possibly that she was not the biological sister of King Triton and was merely adopted from a previously unmentioned sub-species of Merpeople that resemble Octopi.

Unfortunately, there is nothing in the text that supports this. I have not seen the animated TV series or direct to VHS sequels, so I'm not sure if they clear this up in either of those entries.

Mellow Seas
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
smdh that you are opining on Disney's The Little Mermaid without knowing the entire canon. :colbert:

Lotta head shaking today, Leon.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Ruling out magic,

All the Lovecraft that is included in your weird-rear end post, I think you have identified your problem

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

Unfortunately, there is nothing in the text that supports this. I have not seen the animated TV series or direct to VHS sequels, so I'm not sure if they clear this up in either of those entries.

she's based on a real person who has tentacles, OP

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
i haven't watched eeaao because it seems reddit as hell

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

She used her magic to transform her own body, rejecting the fish tail. Please be familiar with the lore before you talk, it's not our job to educate you

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Cease to Hope posted:

she's based on a real person who has tentacles, OP

This too, out of canon they're an homage to the six tentacles Divine has had her entire life

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

exmarx posted:

i haven't watched eeaao because it seems reddit as hell

have you ever had a good take, even by accident

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Gumball Gumption posted:

This too, out of canon they're an homage to the six tentacles Divine has had her entire life

Apparently, she was supposed to have eight tentacles, but it was too expensive to animate.

Lmao.

quote:

Clements finally decided to base the character on an octopus; her number of tentacles was reduced from eight to six for financial reasons.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




exmarx posted:

i haven't watched eeaao because it seems reddit as hell

it sounds like the white hair guy cartoon meme

Zachack
Jun 1, 2000




Where in the Little Mermaid canon does it state that it takes place in Denmark? The knock-off version from 1860 or whatever was there, but I don't recall the original Disney movie being in Denmark or anywhere cold, given how plunging Prince Eric's v-neck shirt is.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Zachack posted:

Where in the Little Mermaid canon does it state that it takes place in Denmark? The knock-off version from 1860 or whatever was there, but I don't recall the original Disney movie being in Denmark or anywhere cold, given how plunging Prince Eric's v-neck shirt is.

The bad books take place there but the real poo poo by Disney never specifies. We do know that Atlantica is located within the Atlantic ocean and based on images of the castle, the lagoon scene, and the spelling of Eric's name I think it takes place in the American South East, maybe Florida.

Zachack
Jun 1, 2000




Gumball Gumption posted:

The bad books take place there but the real poo poo by Disney never specifies. We do know that Atlantica is located within the Atlantic ocean and based on images of the castle, the lagoon scene, and the spelling of Eric's name I think it takes place in the American South East, maybe Florida.

That would help explain a Jamaican crab and the line "Darling it's better, down where it's wetter".

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

I'm going to be the old man and say that watching someone else play video games for 5 hours is a weird way to spend your limited time on earth.

And if it is mostly about the parasocial relationship to the person playing them, then that is even weirder.

The "Gamer Girl bathwater" business, Youtubers with Patreons bringing in 200k per month, and entire business models where you create content reacting to someone else reacting to content are completely bonkers to me.

It's also a little weird that so many Twitch/TikTok/Instagram/Snapchat influencers use those platforms basically as marketing hubs for their amateur porn, financial scam, or supplement businesses that are their real moneymakers, but wouldn't be allowed to advertise on those channels. Seems like a seedy way to mainline financial scams, porn subscriptions, body issues, and supplements to minors.

This is the site that invented Let's Plays and still has an entire subforum dedicated to them

It shouldn't be that surprising that there's a lot of people out there who get a kick out of watching someone else play videogames

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




tech nightmares thread is really upsetting atm, turns out salvatore was a massive clown who thought that wulfgar was the character to write books about

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Main Paineframe posted:

This is the site that invented Let's Plays and still has an entire subforum dedicated to them

It shouldn't be that surprising that there's a lot of people out there who get a kick out of watching someone else play videogames

The saga of Worf and Rinoa will forever be one of my favorite SA memories

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

For some reason, the Oscars decided to start doing "fun facts" about winners instead of just mentioning their other Oscar nominations/wins when they go up to the podium this year.

They were doing things like "lived in an internment camp for two years and studied classical music" or "became the first Asian-American actor to simultaneously produce, direct, and start in their own movie."

When Michelle Yeoh won, the announcer decided to go with "despite her many critically acclaimed roles in action movies, she has no formal training in martial arts."

you trying to tell me she was putting on some kind of act?

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
i'm going to assume the last 100+ post in the last 12 hours were all humdrum

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i'm going to assume the last 100+ post in the last 12 hours were all humdrum

A strange fowl is evidently a prophet of some kind.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
oh is ariel back? it's been a while since he had anything to say

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Well now I’m going to need to read the other scriptural accounts of Ariel

Fritz the Horse
Dec 26, 2019

... of course!
https://twitter.com/notbourgeois/status/1635021940363767808

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004


lmao someone should give Leon a mercy name change

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

oh is ariel back? it's been a while since he had anything to say
sadly no, it's been so long now that i think he's moved on. where he's gone, is not for me to say

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




a strange fowl posted:

sadly no, it's been so long now that i think he's moved on. where he's gone, is not for me to say

And Leonard?

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

Furnaceface posted:

And Leonard?
leonard never visited my dreams :(

DeadlyMuffin
Jul 3, 2007

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

oh is ariel back? it's been a while since he had anything to say

What.

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

i have a friend

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





one sous vide lurk to this table

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Following his departure from the post of Prime Minister and subsequently from the land of the living, Ariel Sharon formed a coalition government with elements of Avs’s brain and soul

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


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That explains what he was doing the entire time he was in that coma.

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

That explains what he was doing the entire time he was in that coma.
he only appeared to me the night of his death. hell if i know what he was doing until that point. not much, by the sounds of it

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a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

comedy option, yasser arafat was haunting his dreams for eight long and terrible years

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