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Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Rectal Death Adept posted:

I get the bailout worked today but for comedy's sake lets say that another bank fails, what would be the funniest option?

They try another bailout but the interest rates are too high to make it profitable so they drop interest rates and inflation destroys us all

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Jizzny Princess
Aug 24, 2021

WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME,
I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES
UwU

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

cosmic crisps are the best apple

Fitzy Fitz posted:

They're ok. Honey crisp is brighter.

Both of you are wrong, Pink Ladies are where it's at.

Especially in pie.

JustFollowingOrder
Mar 3, 2023

by vyelkin

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

what actually happened today



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPq-ZhBZh8g

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Jizzny Princess posted:

Both of you are wrong, Pink Ladies are where it's at.

Especially in pie.

Pink lady apples? I guess it really is 1929

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
what's the new hot apple for eating normally?

honeycrisps were the hotness for a while but mostly they've been over farmed and are pretty tasteless

ambrosia?

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
wait what did they do to honeycrisp. still delicious when they are in season

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


haha did they just make up this rule on the spot

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Hello? Operator? I'd like to take a horseless carriage to the picture show and wash it down with some pink lady apples and Louis Armstrong

get the gently caress out of here

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Jel Shaker posted:

haha did they just make up this rule on the spot
have you learned nothing. they do that all the time

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

all this means is that we need to put them all on the guillotine

to be sure we get the right ones

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Jaxyon posted:

what's the new hot apple for eating normally?

honeycrisps were the hotness for a while but mostly they've been over farmed and are pretty tasteless

ambrosia?

I usually get ambrosia apples and keep them in my fridge. After getting an entire bag of bitter pit infested honeycrisp apples, I will never go back.

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

the best song of the century is definitely a ciceriega but I wouldn't dare try to say which one (it's piss)

it’s either T.I.M.E or bustin

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
yeah it's probably bustin actually

Jizzny Princess
Aug 24, 2021

WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME,
I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES
UwU

Jaxyon posted:

what's the new hot apple for eating normally?

honeycrisps were the hotness for a while but mostly they've been over farmed and are pretty tasteless

ambrosia?

Cosmic Crisps are going to be the next hot apple because they actually have flavor. Followed by maybe the Lucy Rose if that ever hits more shelves.

I still say Pink Ladys are better in pie compared to cosmic crisps though.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1634780604561489921

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
god it would be so delicious if inflation comes in hot

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I did an apple bracket a few years ago and Fuji was the winner and they're regularly on sale so I just go with them.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

George H.W. oval office posted:

I did an apple bracket a few years ago and Fuji was the winner and they're regularly on sale so I just go with them.

i eat 1/2 a fuji apple for breakfast most days

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
If you are judging your apples fairly then Fuji would never win. It's a contender but not GAOAT

you have to make sure you aren't getting super old produce since retail stores will keep things beyond the point they start rotting and apples can keep for a really long time, they just get wrinkly skin and turn hard.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Rectal Death Adept posted:

If you are judging your apples fairly then Fuji would never win. It's a contender but not GAOAT

you have to make sure you aren't getting super old produce since retail stores will keep things beyond the point they start rotting and apples can keep for a really long time, they just get wrinkly skin and turn hard.

fuji is really cheap. good price/performance ratio. good value

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
my partner eats granny smiths

literally doesn't like sweet apples for eating at all

Jizzny Princess
Aug 24, 2021

WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME,
I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES
UwU

George H.W. oval office posted:

I did an apple bracket a few years ago and Fuji was the winner and they're regularly on sale so I just go with them.

You need to redo this bracket, your tastebuds will thank you.

No really, you are missing out on some great apples.

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Rectal Death Adept posted:

I get the bailout worked today but for comedy's sake lets say that another bank fails, what would be the funniest option?

1 wells fargo
2 fifth third
3 schwab

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

RandolphCarter posted:

not since they lost the horns

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
i like pazazz apples

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


what ever happened to those grapples that were grape flavoured apples

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

blatman posted:

what ever happened to those grapples that were grape flavoured apples

they bought the dip

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005


How many banks does 1 country need?

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Jaxyon posted:

my partner eats granny smiths

literally doesn't like sweet apples for eating at all

Jesus Christ :sever:

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Woke Mind Virus posted:

How many banks does 1 country need?

how many shell corporations does 1 company need

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Woke Mind Virus posted:

How many banks does 1 country need?

We need more monopolies

FUCK COREY PERRY
Apr 19, 2008



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgiEQXGetI

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I want to try the Colorado orange apple

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

fits my needs posted:

i like pazazz apples

never heard of this

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
I back with a credit union op. first entertainment credit union. it’s got stage lights on the card, makes me feel cool

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

Oglethorpe posted:

1 wells fargo
2 fifth third
3 schwab

this is basically my apple tier list

coelomate
Oct 21, 2020


Banking sector: collapses

Thread: apples are nice :cloudnine:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Smythe posted:

never heard of this

quote:

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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Thoughts?

applerankings.com

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

wow

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